All Dolled Up: LC, Jayma, Gwyneth, Marion

Last night Michael Kors was honored and a bunch of his pretty ladies came out to celebrate. Check out Gwyneth Paltrow in a peep-show Michael Kors. Leave it to her to make something so confusing look so hot. That sweatband of a cuff needs to GTFO, but I'll even allow the white heels. Gwyneth's new motto: showing b's how it's done since 1972.

Brooklyn Decker went a light shade of brown and debuted it wearing some kind of bejeweled ensemble by Michael Kors. She looks about 13 here. If I didn't make my point clear on the FUG of this season's shoes, here's another example.So boring. 

  Meow. Erin Heatherton, VS Angel and current leggy blonde of Leo DiCaprio, chose a red hot number and rocker ponytail to celebrate her buddy Michael.

 Olivia Munn in a metallic white leopard cocktail dress. Like.

Another (former) VS Angel Chanel got sexy in a tiny metallic gold cut-out dress.

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Women in Hollywood: Stone, Watson, Dobrev, SJP

At Elle's 19th Annual Women in Hollywood party, we got all kinds of looks, from conservative to funky and from retro to modern. Let's start off with two of my favorite PYTs, the Emmas.  Emma Stone is adorable per usual in Valentino. Love love love the bright pink and cuffs with the Ferragamo houndstooth heels. Best dress of the night for me.

Emma Watson is perfection in Calvin Klein. Love this dress. Shoes this season give me a major case of the sadz.

An excellent choice by Jaime King in winter white Calvin Klein. I will never get used to white shoes, but especially not white sandals. However this dress is so fantastic on her and actually gives her some curves that it's a win for me.

Cate Blanchett never ever bores and she is beautiful in Proenza Schouler.

More after the jump!

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DON's Deal: Flour Bomb

Dog Shame. Tamale found two full 5 lb bags of flour in a bag on the middle of my dining table that were meant for baking for my sister this week. My house is a DISASTER. The craziest thing is that the flour was next to a new bag of sugar. Hello? How did that not appeal more than 10 pounds of flour??

The trail continues from the dining table, over her dog bed, across my suede boots, and throughout the living room. What a nightmare.

This was how I actually found her when I came in. Clearly she is thinking, "Is this not how you wanted me to spend my day while you are at work? I'm saving you from countless carb calories!"

Cholula wants no part in this.

amfAR Gala: Hudson, Davis, SJP, Ambrosio

 Jaws...will...drop. This is what I imagine Kate Hudson said to herself when looking in the mirror one last time before heading out to an amfAR event in this Prabal Gurung gown. Jewel tones are everywhere right now and I LOVE IT!

 Tired and predictable, we have Kristin Davis. Why the perpetual strapless, A-line, below the knee cocktail dress with girlie shoes? YOU ARE NOT CHARLOTTE.

Back to jaws dropping. Alessandra Ambrosio in a Zuhair Murad gown. Hard to look even better in clothes, but she sure does.

 Womp womp. SJP has great hair and nice makeup, but what a snooze of a pantsuit.

 Thankfully Rose McGowan was able to rush over from her adult tap dancing recital to make it in time. Rose, you are the junior version of Sharon Stone, I see it already.

Couples Watch: Kardashian, Duff, Perry, Michele

 Let's talk about what Kim Kardashian wore out and about in Miami, including to dinner. It's basically  the slutty little sister of a crop top, paired with a pencil skirt and wrestling championship belt.  On what planet does one sit down to eat dinner in a contraption like this? 

Not to mention in no way shape or form does this skirt fit her. It is ridiculously tight! Cost a lot of money to look this cheap. 

Cory Monteith and Lea Michele, over dressed natch, attended a screening of American Horror Story.

Hilary Duff and her family went to the pumpkin patch in Los Angeles for a photo shoot.

Ugh, Katy Perry is still dating John Mayer. The two left the SoHo house after a dinner date.  If this fails, she can continue her downward spiral into Tommy Lee's arms. You are too good for these boys, KP!

Nelly, who was charged after his tour bus was found to contain pot, heroin, and unlicensed guns, decided it was the perfect opportunity for a surprise publicity-laded birthday party for his long-suffering girlfriend Ashanti.  He really took the time to impress her by sporting a leather baseball cap and leather paneled sweatshirt...

Oh and Russell Crowe is reportedly splitting from his wife of 9 years. Just an FYI.