Met Gala Awards: Guest Feature

I've been cracking up over all your amazing comments, but special mention for Anne, who went above and beyond. Please enjoy what she sent me below as much as I did:


Best Posture: Holy smokes, Rosie. You are aMAZing. See here. 

I'm Sorry, Who Are You?: Coco Crazypants in Eye-Crossing Yellow

Yes, I'll Trade Bodies With You: (non-model category) Katharine McPhee

Dress that coordinates with my 1990 Sam & Libby bow flats best: Christina Ricci

Hungriest:
Jaime King (obvs)
Kate Bosworth
Anja Rubik (voila)
Diane Kruger (from her pre-Met pic)
Gwyneth "Goop" Paltrow (only bc I'm jealous and she claims to indulge!)
Alexa Chung (grandma gear can't hide the hunger)

Honorable mentions: Lea "the Tyke" Michele, Marion "does she really burp a baby on those bony shoulders" Cotillard, Mary-Kate "Sun-Dried" Olsen, Rooney "a few lbs would balance out my scary goth hair" Mara, Camilla "I'm pretty perfect but also quite famished" Belle.

In other news, Marc Jacobs? Is this a cry for help? 

And who else needs to be on the Hungry list? Obviously all of show biz is hungrier than I am. (Well maybe not at the moment, as it's noon and I haven't eaten yet, but otherwise....) That said, they all look tiny to me. But some of them might soon injure themselves or loved ones when a jutting hip bone or razor-like collarbone wreaks havoc during an everyday hug. Should we start a telethon in their honor?


Indeed, it seems like extreme thin is once more becoming the Hollywood norm. I feel like every few years or so we see thin stars getting extremely thin and have notice people around me talking a lot more about what and how little they eat. It's catching, my dears, take care and enjoy your occasional bread basket with pride! Or if you're my sister, eat the entire thing and then ask for another since it is your favorite part of the meal.

XOXO,

D.O.N.

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