Dear Olivia Wilde,
Dear Katharine McPhee,
Why do you keep taking opportunities to show off being a PYT with a huge show about to break and wearing the most boring or matronly outfits you can find? I would love this look...on Meryl Streep. Sadz.
You are fortunate in that I've seen you work hairstyles with both no bangs and bangs. However, you really shouldn't let your kids cut them for you. Get this trimmed asap because I want to love you again.
Dear Kim Kardashian,
Where would I even begin? How about are you wearing fingerless gloves or did have have a rough incident with a spray tan? Pretty sure it's the latter. And your coat? They are not casting for a remake of The Shaggy Dog. That is just gross.
Dear Salma Hayek,
You are my favorite because you trying to bring back the choker. Not only that, but you wore it with black lace and pulled-back hair, just like a character in an Ann Rice book. You go vampire. I feel like you are an extremely weird person IRL and this look just sort of substantiates my thoughts.
It's For Your Own Good,
D.O.N.
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I really can't put my finger on what gets under my skin about Olivia Wilde but she does. Maybe it's her comments here and there in interviews like she's just so above material stuff. She strikes me as the type that says things like "I don't own a television" and that drives me nuts... orrrr maybe it's just my serious crush on Jason Sudeikis that makes me NOT like her since she's dating him... not sure. I never thought ill of January Jones though so maybe my theory is flawed. Thank you for this post though I cracked up! Have a great weekend!
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