On Paula Patton and Miss Brit Brit

First let me say you all made me laugh so much yesterday as your Jessica Simpson comments rolled in. You should read through them too as they are outstanding commentary.

I'd like to move on to the subject of Paula Patton. Gorgeous, up-and-coming actress, married to Robin Thicke. One time (hopefully not present) client of Rachel Zoe. What. Is. This. Leading lady in a Mission Impossible and the lone chick in a cast of dude really gives you a chance to look unstoppable. But I really couldn't tell you which of these outfits upsets me more. The left looks like Suri Cruise styled her. The right is great hair and makeup, topped with the baby of a Glad bag and a Tuxedo Elton John once wore.  If you put this on and look in the mirror and say, "Hmm...I need one more statement piece. Leopard heels!", you need a style intervention pronto.

More importantly, I'd like to wish my idol, Miss Britney Jean Spears, a very happy 30th birthday.

We've had some good times...

 ...we've had some rough times...

 ...but today you seem to be in a pretty good place. I miss seeing you all over every magazine, but I understand it's in your best interest. Here's hoping your 30's are a smoother, happier sail for you.

Bump Watch: Jessica Simpson

For the love of Dolly Parton! Lock those up, Jessica!

Bump Watch: Jessica, Kourtney, Hilary

Did you all hit the gym this morning after the VS show like me? Whew, those girls are unbelievable!

On to the preggos: I 100% thought this was Britney Spears with Jason Trawick and about had a heart attack. But no, this is Jessica Simpson and her fiance out in NY. She looks great. Much better than the snow beast from the day before.

 Kourtney Kardashian, 32, has announced her second baby is on the way with boyfriend of 4ish years Scott Disick. Her son Mason turns 2 on December 14th. She seems to totally hate Scott on every iteration of the Kardashians shows I've seen, but I know she wanted a sibling for Mason. Hilary Duff keeps bumping along at a park in Beverly Hills. Next up in baby announcements, expect some Reese Witherspoon, NicRic, Vanessa Minnillo, Khloe Kardashian and maybe even Brit Brit. I feel it coming. 

Working It Out: Holidays

Kristin Cavallari picks up her pup from the groomer after a trip to the gym. Ashley Tisdale continues a to be a devoted gym rat. Did you know the average American gains 5-10 lbs over the holidays? I've got a little workout for you below to help combat those bleak numbers.

Have you guys tried any Blogilates workouts? Free, quick, effective, different, and done in your own home, they are a major win. I fell in love with this workout last week and have done it just about every day since. Start it at 1:20 after she's done promoting her bag line and get ready for a quick burner of a workout in your thighs!

Pretty Police: Two Angels and a Baby

Miranda Kerr with her adorable son Flynn met up with fellow Victoria's Secret Angel Lily Aldridge at the airport. Who's excited for their annual fashion show tomorrow? Grab your ice cream and an over-sized spoon for extra warm fuzzy points while you watch.

Off the Market: Anne Hathaway

After three years of dating, Anne Hathaway, 28, is engaged to Adam Shulman, 30. The two met through mutual friends 5 months after she split from her nefarious ex-boyfriend. He is a struggling actor and sometime jewelry designer and he often accompanies her to movie sets and promotional travel. I hope she has a happy marriage, she seems like a decent chick. I think I just heard Rachel Zoe shriek in excitement.