Black Friday!

I hope you all had a blessed Thanksgiving; we sure did. We are so happy to have our Jeff home for the first time in over a year, even if his leave is only for 3 days. Today is our annual neighborhood bocce ball tournament. You are looking at last year's grand champion, we'll see how I fare today!

The Kardashian/Jenner clan would like to remind you to get your fitness on after all that gobble gobble yesterday and head into the holiday season looking fly. If you can't manage, each has their favorite plastic surgeon on speed dial for you.

XOXO,
D.O.N.

DON Turns Six and a Letter to Xtina

I was really, really hoping I could celebrate my bloggy birthday with a new Mischa Moment, but that selfish trick is still underground. Instead, we'll talk about this:

Dear Xtina,

There is a window of opportunity in every woman's life where a bandage dress might be appropriate. Say, if you were 24 in 2009? Also, if you are 30-50 and have dramatically lost a ton of weight, by all means, revel in this look! But two pretty basic fashion rules are if I can see either your belly button or your Spanx/underwear outline, you need to size up. 

I know, I know, you are beautiful no matter what I say. But a new stylist would seriously improve your shot at revitalizing your career. This is pretty hard to relate to or feel inspired by. Unless that inspiration is a well-known Muppet making the media rounds right now.

You know I'm right,

D.O.N.