Soundbites: Wear Sunscreen

Remember Mary Schmich's 1997 essay "Advice, like Youth, Probably just Wasted on the Young"? No?  Then you probably know it as Baz Luhrmann's remixed track "Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen". I thought of it today when somebody mentioned the saying "Live in Northern California once, but leave before you get soft." As a kid, I always wondered what that meant, but I get it now. I wanted to see how the rest of the advice in that essay held up over the years and it's still fantastic. Here's my favorite takeaways to hold on to:

Don't worry about the future, or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.  The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind: the kind that blindsides you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.
I worry WAY TO MUCH! Inherited trait from my mother. It's like a rocking chair: gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts; don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
This is just a really good policy to live by.

Don't waste your time on jealousy.  Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind.  The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.
Word.  I'm sorry for coveting your husband & wardrobe, Victoria Beckham.  I'm sure someday you'll be jealous of me.

Remember compliments you receive; forget the insults.
So very bad with receiving compliments. Trait SO NOT inherited from my mother.  As Tinkerbell and Rachel Berry survive on applause, my mom grows stronger with each compliment. (Cue call from mom...)
Who would dare insult me, point me at them!?

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life.  The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives; some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.
I tell this to people all the time. Post-law school years were incredibly confusing for me. It works itself out.

The older you get the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

This has always been true for me, but it reiterates why I travel so much to see them.

Dance...even if you have no where to do it but in your own living room.

Like you could stop me.


Get to know your parents; you never know when they'll be gone for good.  Be nice to your siblings: they're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Well that just makes me want to cry, but is ultimately true. My sister and I often don't understand each other, but she is my favorite person.

Don't expect anyone else to support you.  Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse, but you never know when either one might run out.
Wait, what?

Celeb Potpourri: J Love, KCav, Tiz, Mary Kate

 Breaking news: Jennifer Love Hewitt look ok! Progress here, people.  Remember Josh Hartnett? Sometimes I think the photogs hear my thoughts because just yesterday I was wondering where the eff this little muffin ran off to. He's living in New York with his model girlfriend.

 Kristin Cavallari is in Miami enjoying some pool time and doing a little modeling.  She is totally crazy wedding thin! When did that happen? 

 This pic was labeled as Ashley but methinks it is Mary Kate. Either way, it is not a great look, especially the cigarette.  Rachel Bilson keeps it very casual as she heads to set in LA. 

  Ashley Tisdale did some shopping at her favorite store Planet Blue then spent some time with her niece.  Tonight she'll be in Vegas hosting a party. Wonder what's next in the acting spectrum for her?

Emma Watson found a moment off to do some shopping on her own while Alessandra Ambrosio met up with a friend in New York for lunch. For a foreigner, she has the most Cali girl style of anybody!

High Flying Fashion: Kim, KCav, Angelina, Megan

Kristin Cavallari rocks a glowing tan as she heads home from vacation.  Kim Kardashian heads out on a business trip with her glam squad. Reports now put her wedding at mid August.

Angelina, Zarah and Shiloh are on the move. I really miss Maddox, why must she hide him?!  Megan Fox and her hubby return home to LA. Can somebody please give her some new clothes?

Celeb Potpourri: ESPYs, the Gosling, LC

Let's just start with something pretty, shall we?

 And then move on to current reality. How and why, Rachel McAdams?

 So outside our offices every day there are a line of gourmet foodtrucks (can you say oxymoron?).  While I'm not opposed to them, I never really see a food truck and think "yum".  The Frat House is way into them, though, and yesterday came back to tell me they were ordering hot dogs with Miley Cyrus.  I didn't believe them. Hot dogs outside our office? Guess who was wrong.  For the record, they said she was really friendly and struck up a conversation with them.

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DON's Deal: Carmaggedon Weekend

It's coming...Carmaggedon! Los Angeles is shutting down one of the most trafficked freeways for a full weekend of repairs and you'd think we were preparing for a full blown alien attack. The town is covered with billboards in various languages announcing Carmaggedon, the Metro website has a countdown clock, and there's a constant buzz of "You leaving town or hunkering down at home this weekend?" One kind of cool thing is that where they are bringing down an overpass, they will "pad" the freeway below with 6 feet of sand to cushion the blow. I want to see THAT.

Carmageddon: The Movie

 While I ought to be enjoying a slice of paradise known as Bass Lake, I will be amongst those "hunkering down" to ride it out. My bicycle Archie will be peddling me over to the Eat Real Festival instead. I know what you are thinking about me and two food festival in one week...it's true, I'm very anorexic. Not! 

Cholula will also be in lock down on continued crate training round 3. Despite my background and education in animal behavior, this dog is my kryptonite...she cannot handle being left alone without having a level 10 anxiety attack.  With doggie daycare running me nearly 40 bucks daily, we need to solve her FOMO sooner rather than later. That way we can spend our together time like this instead of crate training:

I'm also going to do another personal post this weekend, lmk what interests you most: baking recipes, cooking recipes, organizing, dog training, ninja assassin skillzzz...I'm ready.

Celeb Potpourri: Reese, Amanda, Olsens, Pippa

Amanda Seyfried splashes around the water in Santa Monica with a friend. Paris Hilton is actually dressed quite normally for once as she runs errands in Malibu.

Pippa Middleton goes out on a coffee run in London. Sarah Michelle Gellar and her daughter take a stroll in Los Angeles.  Seriously, why is she never with Freddie Prinze Jr?  Don't tell me their too busy working...haha!

Reese Witherspoon is already sparking pregnancy rumors with one unflattering photo as she left her gynocologists office for the second time in two days. She opted for a looser blouse while running errands with her daughter Ava.  We know she's gonna have a baby, it's just a question of how soon!

 Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen make heading to the doctor a joint venture. With giant coffees, natch.

Hate to Love: Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis is hitting that Blake Lively sweet spot of being really hard not to like while making most incredibly envious. Her calendar is slammed with filming obligations until next January, but the actress will be taking a night off this fall.  After hearing (in an interview) about a YouTube video from Scott Moore, a Marine currently serving in Afghanistan, in which he invites her to be his date to the Marine Corps Ball in Greenville, North Carolina, she checked with her publicist and accepted his offer. Sweet, no? And here's her less racy images from a recent GQ photoshoot. Homegirl is smoking hot, no two ways about it.

 

Kardashian Catch Up

Kourtney and Khloe are currently in New York promoting their line of nail polish. This outfit almost warranted a letter, but I'll keep it brief. Kourt, when you look more like a clown than Scott, we have a problem. You used to be the best dressed and lately it's all jumpsuits, suits, and craziness. And clown makeup. Make it stop. Find your a line skirts and get back in them.

  Khloe Kardashian is getting thisclose to signing up for the Keep KiKi Kute Kampaign. Her name has the K in it already so she's ready to join the ranks of Kirsten Dunst, Kate Hudson, and Katie Holmes...all K's, hmmm...in the list of celebs who should never dress themselves.  Example, at the nail polish event looking gorgeous in Stella McCartney and shopping with her stepkids in some sort of mumu.

Kim is busy, but not with wedding plans. She has been working out, taking meetings, and filming a commercial for her perfume line.

Back to Work: Gossip Girl, 9Oh, Shameless

Harry Potter kids are wrapping up their work. They premiered their last flick in New York last night and Emma Watson went uber dramatic in Bottega Veneta. I would have loved to see softer hair with this look, but overall I love how she is taking chances without looking crazy.  Speaking of crazy, why is Daniel Radcliffe wearing a mesh shirt?! Sarah Jessica Parker wore a gorgeous Oscar de la Renta Resort dress that is just perfect for the occasion. Not so sure about her son's hat...

 She's baaaack! Leighton Meester returns to work as Blair Waldorf in New York. She isn't looking super thrilled to be on set, but her super sunny Stella McCartney look helps.  Her heels are Brian Atwood and her tote is Riki Rosetta. 

 Megan Fox arrives on set for The Dictator and Penelope Cruz is camera ready in Italy for Woody Allen's next flick. 

 Shanae Grimes returns to the 90210 set in Beverly Hills and Emmy Rossum films Shameless in Los Angeles. Catch up with this show if you can before season 2 kicks off, it's fantastic! 

 Rachel Bilson is filming The To Do List about a girl who just graduated high school and wants to be more sexually experienced before starting college. Yeah, Rachel turns 30 next month. I think it's time to give up on these types of films, although the cast is basically a who's who of primetime comedy with characters from Modern Family, Community, SNL, Parks & Rec, and Arrested Development.  No word on whether she will be filming more than the pilot for Hart of Dixie, but it is clearly on hold for now.

And if you are having a rough day at the office wishing you were on set somewhere, just think of this poor bastard and feel blessed.

DON's Deal: Weekend Happiness

My sister decided to pop in on me this weekend and because she gets Friday and Saturday off, I decided there was no point in working on Friday.  We dropped the top, buckled in the dog, and headed for Malibu in the morning. Breakfast at Malibu Kitchen, which features such LA-figure-watching meals as "Bagel with the insides scooped out topped with egg white, spinach, and tomatoes."  Jennie had a bagel, insides intact.

When we hit the beach, I was floored to learn Jennie had never been. I went to law school in Malibu and this has been a standard stop with any out of town visitors coming to Chez DON. It's so beautiful and Cholula morphs into what I call a sand weasel, sprinting, digging, and chasing birds like a lunatic. A very happy lunatic.

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PYT MegaPost: Carrie, Hilary, Tiz, Simpson Girls

Carrie Underwood spent her first wedding anniversary at Blackberry Farm with her husband Mike. She also squeezed in a concert appearance and meet and greet session with fans.  She is featured in the August issue of Glamour talking about makeup (excerpt below).

On her skin: “All the magic happens before the makeup. If you don’t have a healthy palette to work on, it won’t matter what you do.”

On her hair: “To take the edge off, I spritz in a dry shampoo so you can’t see a line in my hair as my highlights grow out. Sitting in the tub with a hair mask on is boring. I just put conditioner on in the shower, do everything else, and then rinse it out.”

On her eyes: “On any given day, I’m wearing four mascaras. Some make my lashes longer, while others flatten them up. Work a shimmery charcoal shadow around instead. It gives the same effect as eyeliner, which I can go heavy on if I’m not careful. [She uses Chanel Precision Brow Definer] It’s pricey, but it takes a while to go through one."

Hilary Duff is closing in on her own wedding anniversary. She did a little shopping in Los Angeles before heading off to Italy with her husband Mike.

 Soon to be divorced Ashlee Simpson spent time with her boyfriend in New York over the weekend. Quite the hipster, this one.

 Her big sister Jessica celebrated her 31st birthday with her fiance, who gifted her an orange Birkin.

More after the jump, including a new 'do for Ashley Tisdale.

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