You Better Shop Around: Hayden, Emma, Tori, January

Another skinny minny is January Jones.  She did some shopping in SoHo yesterday wearing J Brand Gigi flared capri jeans.  No me gusta, do you like them?  Jennifer Lopez also got her shop on in Beverly Hills.

Emma Roberts (in Current/Elliott) and Hayden Panetierre (in 7 For All Mankind) head to the set of Scream 4, which they are both starring in.  In other news, Emma's father, Eric Roberts, the older brother of Julia Roberts, has checked in to Celeb Reality with Dr. Drew and is rooming with Jeremy London.  Tori Spelling shopped at Corks & Books while in Miami.

Neil Lane Fete: Ashlee, Eva, Kate

Ashlee Simpson stuck a slim figure in black at the Neil Lane Bridal jewelry party.  Eva Longoria also chose all black, wearing a Gustavo Cadile dress.

Kate Walsh was a major fail in this puffy skirt, loose blouse, and vest.  Almost looks like she's wearing a backpack and posing for her first day at school.  Carmen Electra.  I have nothing to say about her because she is the same, always.

Annalynne McCord may be the most devoted red carpet walker in Hollywood right now.  I can't believe she hasn't come to one of our parties, she is out nightly.  Portia de Rossi with some terrible bangs and Ellen DeGeneres (boo!) were also present.

Hitched: Orlando and MIranda

Pulling the same trick as Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox, Orlando Bloom, 33, wed model and amazing travel fashionista Miranda Kerr, 27, one month after their engagement.  The pic below is not from their wedding, just for reference.  No details yet, but I can't wait to see the pics.

Speaking of weddings, we had a wedding weekend kickoff party for all the girls at my parents house last night.  There is a sea of empty Chardonnay and champagne bottles that prove a good time was had by all. Today we are working on a surprise for the bride and my dad is putting the finishing touches on the ceremony.

Target Launch Party: Frankel, Bailon, Banks, Trachtenberg

Surprisingly, when Target threw a launch party for their new East Harlem store last night, a lot of celebs turned up.  There was quite an array in dress code, from formal to totally causal.   Adrienne Bailon (Keeping Up with the Kardashians, former Cheetah Girl), Bethenny Frankel (Bethenny Getting Married?), Elizabeth Banks (30 Rock), Joanna Garcia (Gossip Girl), Katrina Bowden (30 Rock), Kelly Rowland (The Fashion Show, formerly of Destiny's Child), Michelle Trachtenberg (Gossip Girl), Jerry Seinfeld and wife, and Selita Eubanks (Victoria's Secret Angel, former fiance of Nick Cannon) were all present and accounted for.

Somebody has There's Something About Mary hair!

Working Hard for Her Money: Aniston, Madison, Holmes

Jennifer Aniston is predictable and gorgeous at the launch of her new fragrance at Harrods in London.  She is wearing Valentino.  Holly Madison visits a Las Vegas candy store to promote those ridiculous crystal lollipops.

Katie Holmes continues filming her Jackie O flick in Canada.  Stephanie Pratt attends a film premiere in New York, where she is spending the summer.

Selena Gomez makes a stop at The Late Show to promote Ramona & Beezus.  Another matronly look from such a pretty young girl...sigh.

DON's Deal: Jordan's Wedding

When we moved to a new development in my childhood, we became fast friends with all our neighbors.  Nobody locked their doors, I would come home to find other kids in our playroom or neighborhood dads playing poker in our pool house and I was just as likely to be watching tv or laying out at their house. The moms would bring out chairs, wine, cheese and crackers and sit while we played outside. We went on three trips together as a block every year (Lake Tahoe, houseboating in Shasta, and Hawaii - hi, robbers, empty street for the taking!).  It was beyond awesome and I know we are incredibly blessed. 

Jordan lived one house over and is the closest thing to a second sister I'll ever have. We are so similar people often think we are actual sisters.  This weekend she is getting married and I am through the roof excited.  We have every inch of the next four days packed with activities. 

My dad is marrying them.  My sister and I (and other neighbors) are bridesmaids and the dress is one of the cutest I've ever seen for a bridal party.  I did have a teensy problem in that it came about an inch below my bra (aka insanely revealing).  I had to had material to the cups, but now it's all good.

My point is that I'll be posting intermittenly for the next few days. I'll be around, but likely floating on a champagne high as I bounce from house to house all weekend long. Cheers!

Mad Men Season 4 Premiere Party

Jon Hamm, Christina Hendricks, Elisabeth Moss (in Oscar de la Renta) and a few other Mad Men co-stars gathered at Chateau Marmont to celebrate the premiere of season 4 of the show, as well as their outstanding 17 Emmy nominations.  With the exception of Jon, I find it really strange to see these people outside of their costumes.  Especially that dude right there, never dress yourself again!

Zac and Vanessa at Charlie St Cloud Premiere

Love, love, love them!  Vanessa Hudgens decided to go for a very sexy look last night, wearing a backless silk Reem Acra dress, Jimmy Choo heels, and a Ferragamo bag. The loose waves were perfect with this look.  Zac Efron is nearly as pretty as her, but his hair is kind of funky lately.

LiLo Mugshot and Stats

Lindsay Lohan checked into Lynwood jail with fresh highlights, spray tan, and makeup.  She clocks in at 5'6 and 118 pounds. (1/3 of her body weight must be her chest?) Also, is it normal to have the camera shooting down at you rather than straight on?  Hardcore journalists uncovered that she will be enjoying Turkey Tetrazzini tonight for dinner. This give me uncomfortable flashbacks to our gross sororiety chef who thought this meal deserved to be on a weekly rotation.

Do Something Awards: Do Change Yo' Outfit Please

The Do Something Awards were held last night in Los Angeles and plenty of ill-dressed stars turned up.  What is going on with this outfit, Alyssa Milano?  Boo hiss!  And if you didn't recognize, that's Candice Cameron in the white suit!

Christina Applegate, leather pants in July?  For reals?  This chick is on Secret Life of the American Teenager, but I will always remember her from Bring it On 3.

That chick from Community.  Megan Fox, looking very sweet and pretty in Azzedine Alaia ("It's like a totally important designer!") and Brian Atwood Siren pumps.

JoJo, remember her?  "Get out, right now, it's the end of you and me!" And Joe Jonas...I don't know any lyrics of his.

Herve OVERLOAD!  DON's system is about to experience a meltdown thanks to Annalynne McCord and Demi Lovato.

Golden girl Kristen Bell opted for a Georges Chakra dress and Jimmy Choo heels.  So between Kristen and Megan, who was best dressed?

High Flying Fashion: Kourtney, Anna, Jennifer

Jennifer Aniston lands in London.  Traveling in white pants?  Bravery!  Leonardo DiCaprio arrives in Japan to promote Inception. I haven't seen it yet, but I hear it is amazeballs.

Anna Kendrick returned home to Los Angeles late last night and was in no mood for photographs.  And I wanted to return to Kourtney Kardashian's airport look from her trip to Miami because I was thinking about this outfit, but especially these green boots last night.  She wore Donna Karan leggings, a Chaser tank and t-shirt, olive green thigh high boots by Chinese Laundry, Balenciaga sunglasses and Chanel bag. Looks comfy, warm, and easy to nap in. Love it!

Selena Gomez arrived in Miami wearing J Crew sandals and an American Eagle hat.  Love that she keeps it real.  Go Beezus!