Jennifer Garner Emerges

Jennifer Garner grabbed some coffee with a friend this morning and took a stroll through Brentwood.  Kinda hard to remember her Alias days now, isn't it?

Reunited and it Feels So Good: Drew and Justin

WTF is going on with Drew Barrymore lately?  She looks downright homeless!  Anyway, she seems to be back on lovey dovey terms with her ex-bf Justin Long.  Here's the duo leaving a Green Day concert last night.

KCav, KCav, KCav

Little Miss Trouble was all over the place yesterday. After filming a lunch scene for The Hills with Lo Bosworth at Lola's, she headed over to Santa Monica to get in a workout with her private trainer and a friend. Later that night, Lo, KCav, and Steph Pratt all headed out to Delux. Try not to look directly at Lo, her outfit will fill you with shame.

Sister Sister: Catching Up with the Simpsons

Ashlee Simpson did some shopping at party supply store Aahs yesterday. She also made nice with Michelle Trachtenberg, who she called to apologize to after insulting her at the DJ Hero launch party over the weekend. Michelle is the ex-gf of Ashlee's husband, Pete. Ashlee's rep confirmed that Ash said sorry to Michelle. Meanwhile, Jessica Simpson caught the Lakers game with bf Tony Romo. That bag is ginormous. I have pretty big bags, but that is Mary Kate Olsen bag huge. Once a guy friend asked why I had such a big bag. I said, "To carry everything." and he said, "What's the weirdest thing you have in there right now?" and I pulled out a lightbulb. We still laugh about that.

LC and Kyle Howard Catch the Lakers Game

After spending the morning shopping at Madison, Lauren Conrad hooked up with her boyfriend Kyle Howard to catch the Lakers game. I think LC is begging me to start a new campaign. This one will be called Forget Flannel!, with a sub-cause of "Highlights = Hotness; look into it".

Kiki Wishes You a Good Morning

Here's our little ball of sunshine strolling the streets solo looking happy as a kitten with a yarn ball.

Their Paying KCav How Much Per Episode?!?

Kristin Cavalleri has decided to re-enter the world of reality tv, once again riding in on LC's coattails and allowing herself to be painted the villian.  Why?  Because she's earning $63,000 per episode for an unscripted, reality series.  That's only $2,000 less than LC made after 5 seasons (kinda insulting and clearly MTV is banking big on Little Miss Trouble).

LC's face says it all.  I make that face about 300 times a day.

Denise Richards Shows Up Jessica Biel

Now there's some natural beauty.  See? All it takes is a weave, five bottles of Sevinyne spray tan courtesy of LiLo (application states to not spray feet and only part of your hands; this makes people star even more at you), veneers, color contacts, and the wild look of a rabid racoon.  Stunning!

Jessica Biel Hiring New Stylist and Makeup Artist

...in my dreams!  Even founding members of the Keep Kiki Kute Klub know that all it takes to be pretty is a stylist and a makeup artist.  And yet, Jessica Biel FAILS when trying!  Sweaty looking bun, too loose top and too tight skirt, and shoes that do nothing for the outfit!  And top that off with makeup that looks like she started at the MAC counter, but walked away from it over to Clinque (read: clown faced, heavy handed makeup in neutral, barely there tones).  I raise my hands in exasperation.

Soundbites: Megan Fox On Getting Fat and Being a Loner

Is there anything more annoying that gorgeous, wealthy actresses describing how flawed they are?  Cue Megan Fox on how she "tries" to gain weight and how Transformers was her fattest ever (see fattie photo below and try not to lose your lunch staring at all that blubber).  Also, she is only successful because she is a loser with no friends.

“I always work out before to a certain degree because Mike [Bay, Transformers director] doesn’t like really skinny actresses. He’s been traumatized by them for some reason in the past. So I always try to put on eight to ten pounds before but then once I get into filming I don’t have time to work out because we’re working like, 16-hour days. So I’m always the fattest I’ve ever been when making a Transformers movie.”

“I have no friends and I never leave my house. You just have to make a choice to just refuse to be involved with things that could get you in trouble. And, yeah, it’s difficult. I’m one of the most isolated people in existence right now. But it’s worth it. Because if I wasn’t making that decision I would be throwing away my career.”

Pics from Premiere of The Hangover in LA

Kate Walsh looked like she was feeling it as well as seeing it when she attend the LA premiere of The Hangover last night. Lots of other comedy lovers and wannabes in attendance!

Jason Bateman with his wife

Jamie Lynn Sigler and Turtle (yes, they are a couple!)

Danny Masterson (aka greybeard!)

Audrina Patridge

(can she go away for a little bit? I'm kinda on my last nerve with her and her over 15 minutes)

Kristen Bell (overdressed much?)

Kendra Wilkinson

(please see my comments for Audrina and follow yourself)

Mary Kate Olsen (it's always something with her)

Jeremy Piven

Zac Efron (cut the hair, ditch the mascara)

Justin Bartha (in the movie)

Heather Graham (still SO ANNOYING to me after 10 years)

Eva Mendes (is that a nightgown?)

Bradley Cooper, you sexy, sexy man you

Ashley Olsen (looking kinda like Brittany Snow, no? She's dating Justin Bartha)

Here Comes Trouble in the Form of KCav

Devil in a black dress, aka the saucy Kristin Cavalleri, dressed inappropriately for the rain yesterday as she filmed scenes for her upcoming season of The Hills. That night, just as scripted, she went after Justin Bobby, dining with him at STK. Never would I ever think I'd say this, but I've got to agree with Paris Hilton that this show has just become one scripted fake relationship after another between beautiful people in trendy locations.

Still On: Selena and Taylor

A hot date for some chilly fro-yo was the plan for Selena Gomez and her werewolf man! Taylor Lautner looked adorbs as he spent some time in Los Angeles with his teen girlfriend. So with New Moon wrapped and anticipation for November building, who would be your Tiger Beat crush, Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner? DAK we know your answer.

Dunzo: Christina Ricci and Owen

Christina Ricci wore this lovely get-up while filming Born to Be a Star in Santa Clarita yesterday. What she wasn't born to be is a bride! (Ba-dum ching! I think I'll write cheesy captions like that all day. Tell me if I start to kill you.) Christina's engagement to hugely tall Owen Benjamin is already kaput.

Pool Party for Hayden P

Hayden Panettiere did her spokeswomanly duties by attending the LG pool party at the W in Los Angeles yesterday. Also present was 90210 star and red carpet addict AnnaLynne McCord.