Soundbites: LC on Why She's Done with The Hills

"You see us on the show and we appear to have semi normal lives, but if you watch any entertainment news show, half of the cast is being swarmed by paparazzi. I’m excited to go back to having just one life, because there were times that I got them confused. [It's] bittersweet. I’ve spent the last five years making every decision be about the show. People I date have to be able to film, the places I work have to let us film and the places I live have to have set lighting. I loved doing it and had so much fun, but it came to a point where I had done it long enough. There have been some scenes — extra scenes that’ll probably never come out — of me getting upset and taking my mic off. I say, ‘I’m done!’ and lock myself in my room. There was a time when I was really stressed, and I would get sick a lot. I think I was sick of all of season three!"

Fergie Gets Viva Glammed Up

Newlywed Fergie was at the MAC store on Robertson last night. She was showing off her new MAC AC Viva Glam VI special edition lipstick.

Eva Longoria Heading to Dinner

I felt like right after she got married, Eva Longoria wasn't really trying very hard to impress the paparazzi. That's cool, you're entitled to a break unless you are Posh. Lately, I'm back on board with her look. Here she is last night, no doubt heading into Beso, her second home.

TMI: Zac Efron On Condoms

After the fan photos below surfaced of the High School Musical stars Zac Efron, 21, and girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens, 20, looking at what appeared to be sex toys, Zac's mom sat him down for a talk. He says, "My mom is like, 'Zac, what did you buy in a sex shop?' I was like, 'Mom, calm down, it's not a sex shop.' She wouldn't have any of it. She's like, 'I knew you were being sexual!' But she understood. My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas. She buys me the economy box."

After photos surfaced of the High School Musical star, 21, and girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens, 20, looking at what appeared to be sex toys, it was time for a chat. "My mom is like, 'Zac, what did you buy in a sex shop?'" Efron tells Elle for its April issue. "'I was like, 'Mom, calm down, it's not a sex shop.' " "She wouldn't have any of it," he says. "She's like. 'I knew you were being sexual!' But she understood." And she followed through, too. "My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas," he says. "She buys me the economy box."

Kardashian Sisters in the Hills of Beverly

Khloe and Kim Kardashian ham it up at an Old Navy party last night. During the day, Kim took big sis Kourtney to get their nails done. Khloe is currently on Celebrity Apprentice.

Where in the World is LiLo?

Having a busy day in LA! Lindsay left her new Hollywood Hills home for some shopping, then headed over to Chateau Marmont, the scene of so many of her past crimes, to meet up with a friend. Last night, Samantha took her to dinner at Dominick's, then out to Villa to party.

Posh Portfolio

Victoria Beckham is becoming a cartoon character.  Here she is trying to blend into the crowd at LAX.

Details of Chris Brown's Attack from LAPD

Chris Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. (Rihanna) as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown’s cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.
A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.
Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.’s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle. Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, ‘I’m going to beat the s–t out of you when we get home! You wait and see!’ The detective said she then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant … who did not answer.
Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, ‘I’m on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.’ After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, ‘You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I’m really going to kill you!’ Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown. Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand. Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street. Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand. Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle … and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it. Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.’s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness. She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown’s body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions. Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.’s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order.
Brown sent her text message apologizing nine days later. In the text message, Brown apologized for what he had done to Robyn F. and advised [the second personal assistant] that he was going to get help.

Mommy and Me: Isla and Olive

Isla Fisher and Olive Cohen spent the afternoon at a park in Beverly Hills. They seem to be in the same club as Jen & Violet and Salma & Valentina, the "mommy and me are always together, but where's daddy?" club.

LC and Brody Film The Hills at Beso

Brody Jenner met up with Lauren Conrad at Beso in Hollywood last night to film an episode of The Hills. He also brought her a lovely bouquet, although he claims he has not broken up with girlfriend Jayde Nicole. While LC is definitely out after this season, MTV is seriously considering rolling the show on with current cast members Brody, Heidi, Spencer, and Audrina. Who would watch that? Not I!

Chris Brown Charged with 2 Felonies

The L.A. County District Attorney charged Chris Brown with 2 felonies this morning, including felony assault and making a criminal threat. His arraignment is at 3:30 in Los Angeles today. He faces up to nine years in prison. More to follow as the story breaks.

We Are Family: Ash, Pete, and Bronx Do London

Pete and Ashlee Wentz are now in London. The pair arrived yesterday with their son, Bronx, and headed out with a full security team. Just 2 months ago, Ashlee debuted her back-to-blonde look, but it seems she prefers the red.

Doug Runs Into His Ex with Paris Hilton

Doug Reinhardt was out to celebrate fellow Hills castmate Whitney Port's 24th birthday at House last night. He brought along girlfriend Paris Hilton and they also ran into his recent ex, Amanda Bynes, who was sure to smile pretty for the cameras as she exited the uncomfortable scene. Doug used the photo op to makeout with Paris.

Mommy and Me: Jennifer and Violet

Jennifer Garner and Violet Affleck spent an afternoon with Chris Affleck, Violet's grandma. The ladies did some shopping in Brentwood sans the youngest Affleck lady.

Claire Danes in Beverly Hills

Also newly engaged, Claire Danes joines a friend for lunch in Beverly Hills. Unfortunately, it wasn't her adorbs fiance Hugh.

Newly Engaged Hayden and Rachel Grab Lunch

Rachel Bilson joined her fiance Hayden Christensen for lunch at Marmalade in Malibu. The two won't talk about the engagement, but friends and the ring make it believable.

Soundbites: Reese Witherspoon on Jake, Paparazzi, and Divorce

On her divorce: “Very humiliating and very isolating…But, by the way, if it’s not painful, maybe it wasn’t the right decision to marry to begin with. Those are the appropriate emotions. When people get in your face and say, ‘This will pass,’ you think, Are they crazy? I’m never gonna feel any better than I feel right this minute and nothing’s ever gonna make sense again. And I still have moments where I’m like, Nothings ever gonna make sense again.”

On dealing with the pain that stems from divorce: “You see a lot of people play this blame game. Blame, blame, blame. You know? And it’s a really easy thing to do, and I’m certainly guilty of it. [You have to] look at yourself and go, ‘What part of this do I need to own? Which part of this is my responsibility? And that’s the painful work that you have to go through to hopefully get some real life knowledge out of it.”

On boyfriend, Jake Gyllenhaal: “He’s fabulous. He really is a fantastic guy. Unfortunately, he’s not in the movie, so we can’t really talk about him.”

On being a young mother: “When I first had Ava, I couldn’t afford [help]. And it was so hard. I was out in Los Angeles, living [away from my family]. I really didn’t have any friends. And I had a baby. No one else who was 22 had a baby. I couldn’t go out.”

On her reported Type A personality: “I don’t think I’m a control freak. I think I’m just fearful. I operate from a lot of fear, like, of things being lost or forgotten or neglected. Losing the spiritual rather than the physical. It’s so funny to me that somehow I’ve been portrayed as a very, like, closed-off or uptight person. I’m very open.”

On the paparazzi: “Fascination is gonna die off. I honestly know it. But it’s just like I keep waiting and waiting, and then it’s just more tabloid magazines, and it keeps going. I don’t take a shower everyday. I don’t put on makeup everyday. I wear a lot of sunglasses, in case you noticed.”

On not being diet obsessed: “I’m made of cookies after the holidays. Everything inside me is made of sugar and flour and a little red wine–a lot of red wine.”

First Pics of Bronx Mowgli Wentz

Ashlee Simpson and her husband Pete Wentz finally brought son Bronx Mowgli out of the house as the family embarked on a flight out of LAX.

Posh Portfolio

New photos of Victoria Beckham just living her fab life and whatnot.

Mommy and Me: Mega Post

Christina Aguilera stormed out of a Los Feliz restaurant with son Max as her husband, Jordan Bratman, ran after them yelling, "Wait! Wait!" She reportedly kept walking away, ignoring him. What could he have done wrong, all he does is carry her purse and help her into cars? Michelle Williams takes Matilda for a walk in New York.

Kate Winslet picks up her daughter Mia from school in New York City.

Paris Hilton does lunch with her mom, Kathy, in Los Angeles.

Still On: Whitney Port and Jay

Jay Lyon took his girlfriend and The City co-star Whitney Port to dinner last night as an early birthday celebration. Whitney turns 24 today and is back in LA to celebrate with her family. Looks like next week's teaser that they break up can't bee too legit. Question: why does Whitney always look so toe-up lately?

Hot Couple of the Minute: Josh and Rachel

The rumors started in January and now they look pretty true! Rachel McAdams, former gf of Ryan Gosling, and Josh Lucas, former bf of Salma Hayek, spent some time in her hometown in Canada. The two took a yoga class together and then smooched on their walk home.

Still On: Keira and Rupert

Keira Knightley joined her longtime boyfriend Rupert Friend at the premiere of his film The Young Victoria last night.  The two met while working on Pride and Prejudice and have been together ever since. Keira currently has 5 films in the works, including the rumored lead role in the remake of My Fair Lady and the role of Cordelia in King Lear.