WTF: Jessica Simpson

I just don't get her sense of style lately. What is this outfit? She looks like a 90's Barbie doll.

Here's Jessica Simpson in New York.

Mommy and Me: Brit Brit and Boys

Those precious little Spears boys enjoyed a visit to the pumpkin patch with their mom yesterday. They really are practically twins.

Mommy and Me: Katie and Suri

Katie and Suri got new matching bobs yesterday. They celebrated by walking through Central Park with cupcakes.

LC in LA

Lauren Conrad makes a run for it as she heads to a friends house in Los Angeles. Her transformation to hipster is nearly complete!

DON's Delight

Tonight I caught Jersey Boys on Broadway. It was fantastic and I had a blast. My dad reminded me when I called him that I've seen Frankie Valli. It was a few years ago and we were celebrating my birthday at Farrallon in San Francisco and he was so drunk at the table next to us that he fell out of his chair...twice. But the man can sing (not like a man, but like a very talented lady man!)

Hef Takes The Twins Out

Hugh Hefner is taking his new girlfriends public. Karissa and Kristina Shannon, 19, who will henceforth be called The Cheese Puffs due to their orange skin, attended a book signing with Hef at Book Soup in West Hollywood. The book, written by Steven Watts, is called "Mr. Playboy." I'm guessing it's in their contract that they must dress alike. That won't get old or anything.

Mischa and Mandy Party with Vanity Fair

Mischa Barton and Mandy Moore dressed up for the Vanity Fair Portraits: Photographs 1913-2008 Exhibit Grand Opening last night. It's refreshing to see Mandy finally out of frump mode and to see Mischa in anything she didn't pick out for herself.

Where in the World is LiLo?

In Tokyo! She flew in to attend Samantha Ronson's twin sister, Charlotte's, fashion show. She even wore a piece from Charlotte's collection. SamRon was on dj duty.

Reese Witherspoon Meets Up with a Buddy

Reese Witherspoon works her mom jeans in Brentwood while out meeting a friend for lunch. Whenever I see my mom in her mom jeans, I sing "Mom jeans! Mom jeans!" to the tune of "Wayne's World! Wayne's World! Party time, excellent!" I think they are adorable/hilarious and deserve their own song.

SJP and Kate Bosworth Love Chanel

Kate Bosworth and Sarah Jessica Parker attended the Mobile Art Chanel Contemporary Art Container Opening yesterday. The installation was commissioned by Chanel and conceived by Lagerfeld.

Justin Timberlake Works It With Rihanna

Rihanna and Justin Timberlake got their groove on at a video shoot for "Rehab". Justin lent his vocals to Riri's new track. Seriously, why no pants? Why is this so popular for Madonna, Beyonce, and Rihanna? It's just weird.

US Weekly Hot Hollywood

Becki Newton, Michael Urie, Blake Lively, Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Gavin Rossdale, and The Tiz all attended the US Weekly Hot Hollywood party last night. I'm not blown away by anybody's outfits. Blake is getting so freaking predictable with her wardrobe.

It's Not Efron, But It's Pretty Close

Who does Chace Crawford think he is? Zac Efron, that's who! On the cover of some magazine I've never heard of, Chace does his best to be model perfect.

On Set with Gossip Girl, Ugly Betty, and Kath & Kim

America Ferrera works a hideous ensemble on the set of Ugly Betty in New York. Leighton Meester checks in to wardrobe on the set of Gossip Girl.
Selma Blair has some fun on the LA set of Kath & Kim.

Katie Holmes Jeans Watch 2008

Katie Holmes arrived for another night of work on Broadway. But her husband, Tom Cruise, was fleeing the city. He was photographed carrying Suri to a heliport.

Brit Brit Breakdown

A mistrial was declared in Brit Brit's trial for driving without a license after the jury was deadlocked. The judge eventually dismissed the case. Instead of celebrating, Britney spent another day hard at work at the dance studio.

Bump Watch: Alyson Hannigan

Alyson Hannigan, 34, of How I Met Your Mother is pregnant with her first child. Her husband is actor Alexis Denisof, 42, and they expect their child this spring

The Ladies Love Burberry

The reopening of the Beverly Hills Burberry store brought out lots of celebs last night. Kate Beckinsale looks as stunning as ever. Also at the event were Mena Suvari, Amy Smart, Anna Friel, Mischa Barton, Liv Tyler, Kate Hudson, and Jaime King.

The Tiz and Vanessa Head Out to GMA

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale were up bright and early today for an appearance on Good Morning America. The pair have been in New York to promote HSM 3, which is released this Friday.

Brit Brit Breakdown

Brit Brit did breakdown as she left the dance studio last night, perhaps from stress of her deadlocked trial.

Tom Walks Katie

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes went out to the Hermes boutique on Madison Avenue last night. It was twins night I guess!

Lauren Conrad Continues Her Party Streak

Out again last night, Lauren Conrad was seen heading into a party by herself. Earlier in the day, she hung out with her boyfriend Kyle Howard. Next up from LC is a lingerie and sleepwear. She said, "I've always wanted to do lingerie. I would do a sleepwear line. I love going sleep in something pretty. I like clothes even when I am sleeping!"

Nick Hogan Released From Jail

Nick Hogan was released from jail last night after serving 5 months of an 8 month sentence. Brooke Hogan was there to pick him up. Before heading to the prison, Brooke wrote on her MySpace, "I can't even tell you, as a sister, how exciting this is for me! Nick and I are like best friends...and I can't believe how long I've gone without him. I just can't wait to see my Nicky! I'm gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! He's been living on bread and potatoes so far and I know some Mac-n-Cheese is gonna hit the spot! LOL"

Audrina Hangs with Heidi

Audrina Patridge went shopping with Heidi Montag, who clearly had full hair and makeup done before hand, at the Grove in Los Angeles. I'm currently watching the "missed episodes" of The Hills and I forgot how different Heidi used to look and how much more natural the show used to seem when they looked so much more imperfect and every scene didn't seem pre-arranged.

DON's Deal

Hey Readers! Sorry to leave you hanging today. I was flying to New York and thought I'd have time at the airport to blog, but alas, I was running Home Alone style to my gate. I'll be here all week and blogging whenever I have a spare moment, which won't be many for the next two days. I'll try my best and thanks for being patient! In other happy news, check out my big announcement in The Puparazzi.