Kim: "Reggie, look at me! How cute am I? Are you soooo happy I'm here in Atlanta with you??"
Kim: "Hey! Love me, damnit!"
Reggie: "All that booty ain't worth this. I need a drink!"
While Diddy and LiLo were partying on his yacht, Madonna and Natalie Portman attended the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS party in Cannes last night. Natalie looked crazy hot in her poofy white dress that is so much more glam than she normally attempts. Madonna looks like she is wearing a dress I got when I was 7 at a church garage sale to play dress up in. I wore that dress when I served as secretary for the vet clinic my sister pretended to run for our stuffed animals.
Alyson Hannigan, Minka Kelly, Danity Kane and Taylor Momsen attended the 36th Annual FiFi Awards in New York last night. Winners included Daisy Marc Jacobs and Intimately Beckham Women. Question: Does Aubrey think she's cute or something? She looks like she had her face taped up and painted white. It's disturbing.
Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson film a wedding scene in fake snow while working on Marley & Me. Based on the best-selling book, the film follows a couple as they a brought together by ordeals with their neurotic pup.
While shooting the film, Jennifer found a new boyfriend in John Mayer, but Owen finally called it off with on-again-off-again girlfriend, Kate Hudson (who has since been spending a lot of time in New York and Austin with Lance Armstrong).
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We've been robbed of photos! Jessica Alba, 27, and Cash Warren, 31, were married at the Beverly Hills courthouse yesterday. Jessica wore a long blue dress and wore her hair in a ponytail and Cash wore a white shirt and brown slacks. They arrived at the courthouse at 11:30 a.m., waited 40 minutes for their paperwork to be processed, and then married with no other people attending. The couple were engaged in December after Jessica found she was pregnant with a girl due this summer.
In response to Bruce Jenner's comments about Spencer yesterday, Spencer replied, "That's a bold statement for someone who only decided to try and be Brody's father after Brody got famous. He should focus more on trying to be a father and worry less about Brody's influences. Brody's doing just fine."
I'm sure I'll offend somebody, but I have a serious pet peeve re girls wearing pink sports gear. I mean, if you are going to support a team, wear their colors! It looks like they raided the store for any his-n-hers props they could find...who uses a foam finger at a baseball game anymore?!?!