Friday, May 16, 2008

Still On: Mandy and Ryan

Mandy has gotten a little greasy lately, ala Kiki (sidenote: where is that hot mess?!? Still in rehab?). Maybe that's how she could go from Andy Roddick to this mess of a man (who looks shorter than her). It's my only justification.

Off the Market: Ellen and Portia

Ellen, 50, announced on her show that, following the news that California's Supreme Court struck down a law banning gay marriage, she will marry her girlfriend of 3 1/2 years, Portia De Rossi, 35. Portia, who was sitting in the studio, began to cry as Ellen made the announcement, and Ellen followed suit. I adore Portia, but have less-than-warm feelings for Ellen based on how she treats her employees and my friend. But I'm glad they are happy.

Bachelor Party


Papa Joe celebrated his daughter's impending wedding at a bachelor party for Pete Wentz. The couple, who are expected to marry this weekend at her parents house (where white tents are already up in the backyard), are rumored to be rushing down the aisle due to her pregnancy.
Pete and his boys, including Joel Madden, dined at Mr. Chow before heading to the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, where they partied in the Marilyn Monroe suite overlooking the pool.

Where in the World is LiLo?

Shopping on Rodeo. LiLo gave the tourists a treat when she stopped by for some shopping with her assistant yesterday. In response to rumors that her daughter is gay, White Oprah contradicts herself saying, "It’s so silly. We actually laugh about it now. It really does hurt…but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it.” So are you laughing or are you hurt?

I remember in 2nd grade there was this girl in class who never bathed and she was made fun of alot. My mom tells me that she once made me go on a play date to the girl's house and when she picked me up, her mom told my mom that I asked why their house was so messy. Wasn't I a pleasant child? Anyway, back to 2nd grade. The teacher sent this girl on an errand to another class and told us we were mean to her. One boy pointed out that she laughed when kids made fun of her. My teacher burst into tears and said, "Well, children, she could laugh...or she could cry!" I was horrified that we made our teacher cry and always remembered that.

I still make fun of people all day long here on DON, but I like to think they are laughing about it, not crying. Just like that smelly girl from 2nd grade did.

A Letter from DON
















Dear Christina,

I really can't handle all this. You have become a hybrid of RuPaul and Helen Hunt in Pay it Forward. And you really don't want to look like Helen Hunt in any capacity.

I get that you are loving your new mommy curves and have lately been hitting the town hard to celebrate your ability to drink again, but you are one percocet away from Anna Nicole Smith. Which kind of makes sense as your husband is totally your Howard Stern.

So it would be awesome if you would toss the MAC, get some lowlights, and save the twins for your "Naked Sundays". And your happy hour is no longer 2 a.m. - it's during naptime.

Dos Besos,
D.O.N.

Right on Target

I've heard nothing but good things about the new Rogan for Target line. Apparently, Rachel Bilson is into it, too. She stopped by the launch party to view the 100% organic cotton line, created by a former Gap designer and co-creator (along with Bono's wife) of the ethical t-shirt line, Loomstate. BTW how happy is that publicist behind her in the second pic? She's like, "Yessss, I got an actual celebrity at an event for Target!"

A Total Betty

America Ferrera looks adorable as she heads into the Late Show yesterday. She should enjoy her stay there as Ugly Betty is moving production from Los Angeles to New York next season.

Meanwhile in Hawaii


Audrina gets to work on her first film, Into the Blue 2, which is a straight to DVD production. I did not realize she had breast implants until now...how blind was I?


Getting Down in Hollywood



Nicole Richie and Joel Madden hit up Crown Bar last night. They grabbed a table with Lindsay Lohan, while LiLo's gf served as DJ. NicRic sipped on Chardonnay, then hit the dance floor with Lindsay while Joel hung out with friends at his table. Later in the evening, Lauren, Lo, and Stephanie Pratt showed up at the club and left their table empty while they danced with NicRic, who LC held hands with. Around this time, Lindsay joined Samantha outside for a smoke break. Before heading back in, LiLo gave Ronson a kiss on the cheek and then joined her in the DJ booth.

Looking Hot, Hot, Hot

Eva Longoria Parker freakin' works it in a mini-peacock dress. She was heading into a party at Nikki Beach while in Cannes for the film fest. When I see women like her that are older than me, yet look 21 and look so fierce, it puts me to shame. Let's put it out there: which celebs make you envious in the way they defy their age? I'm tossing Heidi Klum on that list for sure.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Bump Watch: Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt enjoy their time in Cannes. She's not wearing black or grey! She's smiling! What is going on?!? Could she be happy?


Posh Portfolio

Posh works it for the cameras outside of Harrah's. She was promoting her faltering jeans line. She refuses to promote here in Los Angeles after Kitson complained about her lack of in-store promotions.


WTF: Brit Brit and Mel Gibson?

Britney Spears, Jamie Spears, and Mr. and Mrs. Mel Gibson are off on vacation together. The group departed for Costa Rica, where they will be staying at the Gibson home for a few days. Brit Brit met Mel when she lived in his neighborhood in Malibu (pre-divorce). In March, she had dinner with them at Romanov in Studio City.

Dunzo: Shania and Mutt


Shania Twain and her reclusive husband, music producer Robert 'Mutt' Lange, have split after 14 years together. We were literally just talking about her and how it's so weird that somebody as beautiful and talented as she is would allow herself to just fall off the grid. Shania, 42, has spent the past 7 years living in a castle in Tour-de-Peilz, Switzerland with her husband and 6-year-old son, Eja D'Angelo. Her husband abhors the spotlight and has purchased almost every photo in existance of himself. The couple married after knowing each other just six months.

Keeping Things Simple

Rachel Bilson skipped her usual eclectic duds for a simple classic look while hanging at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills yesterday. No sign of boyfriend Hayden.

Audrina Gets Upgraded

It seems Lo has pushed her way into the spot of #1 bff of LC...and really into our hearts as well. I'd much rather see somebody like Lo profiting off Lauren's gravy train than people like Heidi, Spencer, and Audrina. Whitney, I have no issues with you! Here are the girls heading home after partying last night. That is quite possibly the worst photo of Lo I've ever seen. She'll be graduating from UCLA very soon and then can be a full time bff to LC. Oh, and notice LC's compassion as her photog falls? Precious.



Enjoying the Summer

Summer weather has officially hit Los Angeles, and that means another season of Malibu house parties and celeb photos. Here is Pink who has been spending almost all her time in Malibu since announcing her separation from her fine husband. She has been regularly seen kayaking and hanging out in local watering holes.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Mommy and Me: Christina and Max

Christina Aguilera takes her son, Max, 4 months, out for a stroll. What new mom puts on fake eyelashes just to step out of the house?? Yesterday, she sported a wrap dress that shows off just how big her boobies have grown since having her son.


Still On: Riri and Chris B.

Rihanna parties with her boyfriend Chris Brown at Rebel. They were out to celebrate his 19th birthday. Do we love or hate them together? And I have a question: is she wearing a pink cropped trench with biker shorts?

Bump Watch: Angelina Jolie

Jack Black accidentally confirmed that Angelina Jolie is expecting twins while the two spoke with a Today show correspondent about their new film. He said, "You're gonna have as many as [the] Brady Bunch when you have these." When the presenter asked her to confirm, she replied, "Yeah, yeah, we've confirmed that already. Well, Jack's just confirmed it actually." Dang she is tiny for holding twins!

Bump Watch: Gwen Stefani

Gwen Stefani leaves her boys at home for dinner at Marix Tex Mex in West Hollywood. The mom-to-be (again) looks as gorgeous as ever. Note to Christina Aguilera: this is the right way to do old Hollywood makeup while expecting.

Hot Couple of the Minute: Diddy and Cassie

I mean, it's not like we didn't know. Cassie, 21, and Diddy, 37, have been running around together forever. But word is that now they are prepping to go public...just as her second album prepares to drop.

Where in the World is LiLo?

Hanging with her gf in Paris. The duo continue to dress alike and in all black. It's their thing.

Posh Portfolio

Victoria Beckham takes advantage of the lovely Spring weather in London and sports a tiny mini (along with her Birkin) as she exits a luncheon at Scott's.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Smile and Play Nice!

What did you think of The Hills finale? Her'es a picture of the girls from the after-party last night, where Audrina admits that she and Lauren are still friends, but not as close.

Hot Couple of the Minute: Mandy and Ryan


Mandy Moore, 24, hangs out with her boyfriend Ryan Adams, 33, on Monday. They browsed in Meltdown Comics and Collectibles, as well as the Vintage Gear Guitar Shop in Los Angeles yesterday. They've been a couple since last year when he worked on her Wild Hope album, but are rarely photographed together. Mandy sure has some random taste - Wilmer Valderrama, Andy Roddick, Zach Braff, and this guy? Where's the pattern?

Season 4: Audrina Finds Her Voice!

Bump Watch

Jamie Lynn Spears spent Mother's Day with her boyfriend Casey's family. Here they are leaving church in Mississippi. Below is a close up of her engagement ring.Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend Camila took in a Dodger game yesterday. After an overcast weekend, the sun is breaking out here and it will be in the 100s this weekend.


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