Mandy has gotten a little greasy lately, ala Kiki (sidenote: where is that hot mess?!? Still in rehab?). Maybe that's how she could go from Andy Roddick to this mess of a man (who looks shorter than her). It's my only justification.
Friday, May 16, 2008
Ellen, 50, announced on her show that, following the news that California's Supreme Court struck down a law banning gay marriage, she will marry her girlfriend of 3 1/2 years, Portia De Rossi, 35. Portia, who was sitting in the studio, began to cry as Ellen made the announcement, and Ellen followed suit. I adore Portia, but have less-than-warm feelings for Ellen based on how she treats her employees and my friend. But I'm glad they are happy.
Gimme More! Ellen DeGeneres
Shopping on Rodeo. LiLo gave the tourists a treat when she stopped by for some shopping with her assistant yesterday. In response to rumors that her daughter is gay, White Oprah contradicts herself saying, "It’s so silly. We actually laugh about it now. It really does hurt…but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it.” So are you laughing or are you hurt?
I remember in 2nd grade there was this girl in class who never bathed and she was made fun of alot. My mom tells me that she once made me go on a play date to the girl's house and when she picked me up, her mom told my mom that I asked why their house was so messy. Wasn't I a pleasant child? Anyway, back to 2nd grade. The teacher sent this girl on an errand to another class and told us we were mean to her. One boy pointed out that she laughed when kids made fun of her. My teacher burst into tears and said, "Well, children, she could laugh...or she could cry!" I was horrified that we made our teacher cry and always remembered that.
I still make fun of people all day long here on DON, but I like to think they are laughing about it, not crying. Just like that smelly girl from 2nd grade did.
Gimme More! Where in the World is LiLo?
I really can't handle all this. You have become a hybrid of RuPaul and Helen Hunt in Pay it Forward. And you really don't want to look like Helen Hunt in any capacity.
I get that you are loving your new mommy curves and have lately been hitting the town hard to celebrate your ability to drink again, but you are one percocet away from Anna Nicole Smith. Which kind of makes sense as your husband is totally your Howard Stern.So it would be awesome if you would toss the MAC, get some lowlights, and save the twins for your "Naked Sundays". And your happy hour is no longer 2 a.m. - it's during naptime.
I've heard nothing but good things about the new Rogan for Target line. Apparently, Rachel Bilson is into it, too. She stopped by the launch party to view the 100% organic cotton line, created by a former Gap designer and co-creator (along with Bono's wife) of the ethical t-shirt line, Loomstate. BTW how happy is that publicist behind her in the second pic? She's like, "Yessss, I got an actual celebrity at an event for Target!"
Gimme More! Rachel Bilson
Gimme More! Eva Longoria
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Britney Spears, Jamie Spears, and Mr. and Mrs. Mel Gibson are off on vacation together. The group departed for Costa Rica, where they will be staying at the Gibson home for a few days. Brit Brit met Mel when she lived in his neighborhood in Malibu (pre-divorce). In March, she had dinner with them at Romanov in Studio City.
It seems Lo has pushed her way into the spot of #1 bff of LC...and really into our hearts as well. I'd much rather see somebody like Lo profiting off Lauren's gravy train than people like Heidi, Spencer, and Audrina. Whitney, I have no issues with you! Here are the girls heading home after partying last night. That is quite possibly the worst photo of Lo I've ever seen. She'll be graduating from UCLA very soon and then can be a full time bff to LC. Oh, and notice LC's compassion as her photog falls? Precious.
Summer weather has officially hit Los Angeles, and that means another season of Malibu house parties and celeb photos. Here is Pink who has been spending almost all her time in Malibu since announcing her separation from her fine husband. She has been regularly seen kayaking and hanging out in local watering holes.
Gimme More! Pink
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Christina Aguilera takes her son, Max, 4 months, out for a stroll. What new mom puts on fake eyelashes just to step out of the house?? Yesterday, she sported a wrap dress that shows off just how big her boobies have grown since having her son.