What Happens in Vegas Premiere

Cameron Diaz joins Ashton Kutcher in promoting What Happens in Vegas. She took time off from the promotion trail to grieve the death of her father. Also on the red carpet was co-star Lake Bell who bravely showed more leg than her leggy friend Cam.

Fashion Face Off!

Who owned it, Victoria or Haylie?

WTF: Hilary Swank

Hilary Swank gets to work playing doomed pilot Amelia Earhart for the biopic Amelia in Toronto. I think this transformation is scarier than Charlize Theron in Monster.

Hilary would win the gross off.

Still On: Natalie and Granola

Natalie Portman and her folk rock/guido tuxedo wearing boyfriend Devendra Banhart walk her dog through New York yesterday. She and Sienna Miller seem to have a thing for butt ugly oddballs.

Kim Down Under

Kim Kardashian spends some time at the Taronga Zoo in Sydney, Australia. You know she's dreaming of a coat.

Hitched: Jason Biggs

Jason Biggs, 29, married actress Jenny Mollen, 28, in a small ceremony last week. The two met on the set of My Best Friend's Girl and were engaged in January.

As for the rumors that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are married, sounds like baloney to me. He stars in her new music video and have been very friendly as of late.

DON's Deal

So it's a half day of posting today. I have a lunch meeting at G4 TV, which is in the same building as E! so hopefully I'll run into Ryan Seacrest in an elevator or something. Then I'm off to San Diego for Teeny's bachelorette. While she may not be the best at Beirut (you can just feel her frustration in this photo), she can certainly tie one on. Anybody in SD online? I hear it's not exactly beach weather...

More From the Ugly Betty Finale

My God, Naomi is tall! In the season finale of Ugly Betty, Mode staffers take on Elle staffers in a softball game. Hilarity ensues.

Christina Gets Buzzed

This isn't the first time we've seen Christina Aguilera's husband help her out of a restaurant. Jordan Bratman helped his wife into the backseat of their car, carrying her purse, before he drove her home. Husband/chauffeur/cane!

Bump Watch: Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba went shopping at Neiman Marcus and then got her nails done in Beverly Hills yesterday. What, no eating? That came later in the evening, when she dined (in a sheer top) at Mr. Chow.

Bump Watch: Beyonce?

Everybody's talking about a widely spreading rumor that Beyonce is knocked up. According to sources, they rushed the wedding after discovering the news and that she is not far along in the pregnancy quite yet. Fat chance we'll get any kind of confirmation from her or HOV.

4 Minutes with Justin and Madonna

Madonna treated fans in New York to a free, private show of some tracks off her upcoming album. Special guest Justin Timberlake dropped in to sing 4 Minutes with her.
Meanwhile in South Carolina, Jessica Biel and Jake Gyllenhaal continue filming Nailed.

Legal Obligations

NicRic heads into another day of traffic violation school in Van Nuys, California. At least she looks good while sitting there texting her day away!

Hot Couple of the Minute: LC and Doug

Lauren Conrad's rumored new boyfriend is Doug Reinhardt, a minor league player for the Baltimore Orioles and part-time model. He's also from Orange County and has a family that's worth a hefty sum. They met up for lunch yesterday in Los Angeles, with LC sporting the cutest sundress ever. (Before you write me, DeeDee, I don't know who makes it, but I'm looking into it!)

Put Me In Coach

As I drove to work yesterday morning, I was wondering what the heck was going on at Roxbury Park. There was a huge barrier set up around the baseball diamond and tents everywhere outside of that. I checked in with my tennis club site and all it said was closed for filming. Turns out they were filming the season finale of Ugly Betty. Naomi Campbell guest stars.

Reunited and it Feels so Good: Jessica and CaCee

Jessica Simpson meets up with her former assistant CaCee Cobb at Cafe Med for lunch yesterday. She's looking a little South Beach granny in that get-up.

DON Says Dance!

Chris Brown's Forever. I love how he controls the fountain by the power in his hands. I do that with the elevator door and, occasionally, a red light.

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Where in the World is LiLo?

Shopping in LA and looking less than glam.

Soundbites: Jessica Simpson

In possibly her least attractive cover shot ever, Jessica Simpson spoke to Glamour about her relationship with Tony Romo. She said, “He made me feel comfortable again. This article could come out and Tony and I could be broken up, but he still deserves all the accolades for bringing me back to who I am.” She wrote him a song on her upcoming country album entitled, Back in My Old Boots.

Fake! Jessica does not know the word "accolade." I declare shenanigans.

Ash O Keeps it Casual

Ashley Olsen chooses not to glam up for a Tribeca Film Fest event. She still comes off looking better than her sis IMO.

Bump Watch: Discount Shopping Edition

Gwen Stefani gives her son (mini-Gavin) a lift as they pick out toys at Kmart. Jamie Lynn Spears, in her usual pj attire, picks up groceries at Walmart in Mississippi.

Bump Watch: Pam Anderson?

Pamela Anderson at the White House correspondents dinner. Pregnant or bloated?

And who dresses like that for a political event?

Another rumored pregnancy is the newly engaged Carmen Electra.

Where in the World is LiLo?

Hanging out with her best friend/girlfriend/lovah/whatevah Samantha Ronson in Los Angeles. Lindsay Lohan has been following her DJ buddy around the US to her various gigs. The two returned to Los Angeles after a stint in Las Vegas and spent Monday shopping at Fred Segal and getting pedicures.

Speed Racer Premiere in London

Christina Ricci and Matthew Fox walked the red carpet for Speed Racer in London. Matt is looking pretty good, eh? He says while the film was fun, the most impressive aspect of it is the visual effects.

Soundbites: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

Early today I posted The Hills Rolling Stone cover, which features Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag, Audrina Patridge, and Whitney Port. This version has the girls from The Hills in Rolling Stone t-shirts.

Spencer and Heidi talk about how everybody's disdain for them is why they are successful. Spencer stated, “It’s jealousy, man. It’s human. I’m jealous of Jay-Z, Bill Gates, Rupert Murdoch. I feel for these people who wish they could be on reality television and not in their cubicles. You got to thank your haters." Heidi added, “You have to understand, we have so many fans. The haters are the ones who ask us for photos. The haters are the ones who are downloading songs. The world works on haters now.”

Big House Bound: Gary Dourdan

Gary Dourdan, 41, of CSI was arrested early Monday. Gary was found sleeping in his car parked on the wrong side of the street in Palm Springs. He had spent the weekend at Coachella and was completely disoriented when officers woke him up. When searched, he had cocaine, heroin, ecstasy and prescription pills on him. He is due back in court on May 28th.

Workin' it Out: Gwyneth Paltrow

After a morning workout, Gwyneth Paltrow showed up to film The Late Show in New York. By showtime, her recently reinvented fabulous new look was flawlessly in place.

Bump Watch: Jason Lee's Girlfriend

Jason Lee's, 38, girlfriend, Australian model Ceren Alkac, is pregnant with his baby. This will be the first child for the couple and the second child for Jason. He has a 4-year-old son, Pilot Inspektor, with his ex-girlfriend Beth Riesgraf.

Dunzo: Mario and Karina

Dancing with the Stars couple Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff have broken up. Karina has been seen out and about with E! correspondent Michael Yo, while Mario has been seen on Broadway in a leotard.

The 90210 Spinoff

The CW's spinoff of Beverly Hills 90210 is rounding out it's cast. The story revolves around a former graduate of West Beverly High who has been living in the midwest with his wife and two kids, but returns to Bev Hills to be the school's principal. The mom of that family will be Lori Loughlin (Summerland, Full House) and one of the kids will be Shenae Grimes (Degrassi). Dustin Milligan (regular CW actor) will play a star athlete, Ryan Eggold (Dirt) will play a school teacher, and the fabulous Jessica Walter (Arrested Development) will play the principal's mother who is a former film star and current alcoholic.

Sick and Wrong

Which is Hulk Hogan's new girlfriend and which is his daughter? Answer: his daughter is the blonde who's butt he's rubbing tanning oil on.

Not sure who this creepy guy Brooke is close with is, but he's gotta be less creepy than her dad, right?