DON's Deal

Hey my fabulous readers!

You know I hate to do this to you, but I'm off on an extended (and much needed) vacay. I leave first thing tomorrow for Hawaii, followed by a short trip to Rancho Mirage in the desert. I will return on March 18th (I know, it's such a long time, I can't think about not posting). I will try to post if possible, but mostly I'll be in the sun with a cocktail.

Please don't leave, I promise I'll be back with flair on the 18th!!

Smooches,
D.O.N.

Hot Couple of the Minute: Nikki Sixx and Kat

Apparently, Kat Von D has kicked Orbie to the curb as rocker Nikki Sixx is displaying photos of the two of them on his Myspace and calling her the girl he's in love with.

Girls Night Out

Sheryl Crow and Kim Kardashian both turned up to the Hornitos launch party for Eva Longoria's new restaurant, Beso, in Los Angeles. Eva gets an A for her outfit, but Kim fails the course.

Bump Watch: Lisa Marie Presley

Lisa Marie Presley, 40, has confirmed the rumors that she is preggo. She wrote, "It is unfortunate that I couldn't have announced something that is this much of a blessing and that has made us so incredibly happy under better circumstances," she laments. "After being the target all week of slanderous and degrading stories, horribly manipulated pictures and articles in the media, I have had to show my cards and announce under the gun and under vicious personal attack that I am in fact pregnant. [I hope this will] stop all of the harassment, and I can stop dodging the continuous bullets. It is unfortunate that I couldn't have announced something that is this much of a blessing and that has made us so incredibly happy under better circumstances."

The baby daddy is her current husband, guitarist and music producer Michael Lockwood, who she married in a traditional ceremony in Kyoto, Japan two years ago. She has two children, Riley Keough, 18, and Benjamin Storm, 15.

Still On: James and Kate

Kate Bosworth and her bf James Rousseau are in Sydney, Australia. The pair stopped at Bite Me Burger Restaurant on Campbell Parade yesterday looking very happy together.

Mischa Moment

Mischa Barton is up to her usual madness while shopping in West Hollywood. Seriously. It's like a blind 5-year-old picked out her outfit.

Soundbites: John Mayer

From his blog:
"Dear Ex Lover,

Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying. I hope this is enough closure for you. Goodbye. P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me."

Ouch. Who is he referring to? Jennifer Love Hewitt? Jessica Simpson? Minka Kelly?

Where in the World is LiLo?

Experiencing déjà vu? She fell back into old habits when she went out with DJ Samantha Ronson last night. Guess who else was out? Her 14-year-old sister. Yeah, 'cuz that's appropriate. They all gathered at an exhibit at Atelier benefiting the Red Cross, which LiLo has been logging hours with as part of her DUI sentencing.

Lunching Lady

For a thin girl, LC sure makes her way around West Hollywood restaurants. Yesterday she grabbed lunch at Lulu's.

A Stroll in Hollywood

Miley Cyrus has taken to adopting LiLo's trademark peace sign to the photogs. Here she is shopping Hollywood yesterday.

Still On: Reggie and Kim

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are vacationing in the Dominican Republic.

Who's prettier?

Still On: Benji and Paris

Paris has a whole new look now that she's dating Benji Madden. The two, who are now constantly wearing "B" and "P" necklaces, had dinner at Il Pastaio last night. You'll next see Paris on the mid-season premiere of My Name is Earl.

Suiting Up

Kristin Cavallari checked out Bebe's Spring/Summer 2008 collection last night. The Beverly Hills Women's Club organized the private viewing to raise money for Make-A-Wish. She looks sensational, but I wish she'd ditch the extensions.

Here Come The Wolves

Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber are in Australia to film Xmen Origins: Wolverine. Liev spends some quality time with his young son at the beach before joining Hugh on set.

Where in the World is LiLo?

At Beatrice Inn to party last night in a coat that makes me think of Chris March's human hair designs on Project Runway. Lindsay will take off for Los Angeles as she is hosting the Scandinavian Style party instead of Brit Brit. In Brit news, her father was just granted four more months of conservatorship over her estate. Another hearing will take place in July.

TomKat Love CUT

For some reason, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes just can't get enough of Cut in Beverly Hills. They ate there again, this time with Forest Whitaker and his wife Keisha.

It's a double date night – again! This time, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes join pals Forest Whitaker and his wife Keisha for dinner Wednesday at Cut in Beverly Hills.

Back to Work

Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston rehearse lines while strolling on the beach in Miami. The two are starting work on Marley and Me. Jennifer sure knows what she likes in an outfit. If you told me this photo was from 5 years ago, I would believe you as she's the queen of green cargos.

Mommy and Me: Heidi, Leni, and Henri

Heidi Klum's kids Henri and Leni look terrified as they are practically mowed down by the paparazzi. I'd be so angry if I was Heidi. Here she is taking her kids to the dentist. Check out Leni giving Zahara Jolie-Pitt a run for her money in the sassy celeb baby competition! With the Ray Bans, the outfit, and the Pelligrino, she could be Lindsay Lohan (if there were vodka in there!)

Patrick Swayze Has Cancer

Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. His doctor stated, "Patrick has a very limited amount of disease and he appears to be responding well to treatment thus far. All of the reports stating the time frame of his prognosis and his physical side effects are absolutely untrue. (It was being reported that he was given 5 weeks to live.) We are considerably more optimistic. Patrick is continuing his normal schedule during this time, which includes working on upcoming projects. The outpouring of support and concern he has already received from the public is deeply appreciated by Patrick and his family."

Get well soon!

Hills Take Hollywood

Last night Team Hills went out to celebrate Whitney Port's 22nd birthday. Lo, LC, and Audrina all attended the launch party for Borba water at Villa Lounge, but found there friend had some trouble getting in. Whitney was turned away at the door, but after promising to walk the red carpet, they allowed her inside. Afterwards, the group hit up Hyde.

Where in the World is LiLo?

At Paper magazine's party in her honor at the Los Angeles Sunset Marquis. LiLo hung out with her friends like DJ Steve Aoki and Samantha Ronson. She is getting ready to start shooting Ye Olde Times with Jack Black and David Arquette and is back in the studio working on "hip-hop" and "dance" tracks. That outfit is vom!

Celeb Sighting

Kristen Lee wrote in to say that she saw "NicRic and Joel at the Polo Lounge in the Beverly Hills hotel yesterday (sans baby)... Still cool! She is already tiny again! She was wearing a tan dress-like thing and sunglasses - hair down. Joel was wearing black leather of course. Not sure what they were there for. We had a business meeting and were inside and I think they sat outside. It was later like 3:30pm."

Gotta love those details. Here's a paparazzi shot of them leaving the hotel.

Mommy and Me: Victoria and Cruz

Cruz Beckham, 3, held on to his mom as they celebrated his big brother Brooklyn's 9th birthday at the Century City Mall. The group went to the movies, had lunch at Pink Taco, and then caught a performance by a hip-hop dance group.

Still On: Jessica and Tony

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo take their party of two to New York for dinner at the Waverly Inn last night. And, as if you didn't notice, it's a painfully news free day. Will keep searching for something interesting...

Legally Blonde Reality

After dining with her boyfriend, Jake Gyllenhaal, at Prune last night, Reese Witherspoon headed to UN headquarters in New York as part of her duties as Avon's Global Ambassador. Reese spoke about the Women’s Empowerment Bracelet that Avon is selling to raise money and awareness about domestic violence. She stated, "One out of every three women in the world is affected by domestic violence. I am proud to be a part of this summit and I support Avon and UNIFEM wholeheartedly in their efforts to put an end to this global epidemic."

On the Set

Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz recently wrapped their film What Happens in Vegas, and now they are both back to work on different projects. Ashton, seen here with his wife, Demi, is filming Spread, which has him playing a womanizer. Cameron is on the set of My Sister's Keeper, which has her playing a mom fighting a lawsuit brought on her by her teenage daughter who seeks medical emancipation.