Thursday, October 09, 2008

Dunzo: Hef and Holly & Kendra


After learning that Holly Madison is dropping word that she is single, Hugh Hefner, 82, has confirmed they are dunzo, saying, "If she says it's over, it's over. But like I've said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her." He said six months ago, he was tested and found his sperm count was too low to father a child. Holly grew depressed and the relationship went sour. He said, "With my sperm count, it's not possible. I was willing but it was not possible…She'd like to be married and have children, but it's not in the cards here for me."


He also confirmed that Kendra will be moving out of the Mansion by the end of the year. Holly has a new home already. No word on whether or not Bridget will stay when she returns from filming a travel show called Bridget's Beaches in Europe (Taradise 2 anyone?).


Heartbroken Hef has quickly bounced back and is interviewing new girlfriend candidates. Two 19-year-old orange twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon want to date him (SICK), as does Georgia college senior Amy Leigh Andrews (way to use that education!). Amy is a brunette so clearly she can't be head girlfriend. Which of the twins will earn that spot?

4 comments:

Day Old News said...
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Emily said...

Oh my god why are those 2 girls so orange?! Who is attracted to that?!?!

sarahlouise said...

what twins, when theyre little girls thing, omg we should date the same guy when we grow up, lets make sure hes really old and famous, so we can sit there, in just pants with our torsos painted instead of a top... f'ing sick

Chitown Meg said...

ORANGE, gross.

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