Jessica Simpson for Stampede Light Beer

Jessica Simpson has once again allowed Papa Joe to whore her out to another pointless product. If I were her, I'd be like, "Hey Dad, why can't I get Dooney and Burke like Hayden or Versace like ScarJo? Why do I get edible makeup, acne medication, and no-name beer ads?" But, no, Jessica takes what she's given and looks like a blow-up doll in the meantime.

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