Thursday, July 31, 2008

Where in the World is LiLo?

Hitting up a vet clinic with SamRon, who's bulldog needed a checkup. In hilarious news, LAPD Chief William Bratton held a press conference today dealing with paparazzi problems and stated, "The city has had fewer problems with paparazzi since Britney Spears started wearing clothes and other celebrities changed their partying ways. If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue."


2 comments:

gra said...

Did he really say that?! That is awesome!

Day Old News said...

He did! He's getting a bit of flack for it, but I love it.

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