Friday, July 06, 2007

Seeing Red





Sienna Miller shoots a Valentino ad campaign in Rome. Dude, WHAT did they do to her brows? Violent!

Soundbites: Kelly Clarkson



Here's some shots of Kelly Clarkson as she arrived in New York last night. She talked to USA Weekend about her rough year:

On her boyfriend cheating on her last year: “My standards were low because I was lonely. I met this musician, not a famous musician–he doesn’t even deserved to be named–and I thought he was totally into me. And then you find out, oh God, that he had this whole other relationship on the side, and that he is only dating you to get into pictures and to become famous.”


On the stress of her second album and two bouts of pneumonia: “Everything caught up with me in a bad way. My body was wearing down, and my emotions were wearing down. I was trying to get over someone. I hadn’t seen my friends and family for a while, and it was becoming a nuisance [to see them] because I was so busy. I was traveling, and then there was more added to the schedule. It just got chaotic. I was 24, and that is pretty young to be the boss of so much. And it caught up with me. I couldn’t smile. I couldn’t do anything. I broke down. I cried so much I couldn’t speak. I was that tired. I was drained. I didn’t want to act, didn’t want to smile–I didn’t want to pretend. I just broke. …It was the lowest point of my life and my career.”


On having tried marijuana once: “It was in Amsterdam. It is legal there, and it is not legal here. I don’t ever do anything illegal here. I have never smoked anything in my life. I’ve never tried any drugs. I wouldn’t do anything that would cause holes in your brain or your nasal cavity. Call me Texan, but I don’t think of marijuana like that. I don’t understand people who drink too much. I think, ‘Why do you drink so much? It just adds calories.’” [DON says Kelly must hang with really lame people if she doesn't have fun when drinking!]


On her weight issues: “I have never been to a point where I have been so unhappy that I have said to myself: ‘Oh God, you are fat!’ I don’t allow myself to go there. I know when I am unhappy with myself–and then I am like, ‘Wow, stop eating so many cookies [and her other favorites, cake and pumpkin pie] and get on the treadmill!”




Reunited and it Feels So Good: LC and JWahl


Lauren Conrad was out last night with her overly spray-tanned, supposedly rehabed ex, Jason Wahler. LC wore her only pair of shoes (I assume this to be the case since she wears them every time she is photographed). Let this friendship die away with Jason's psuedo-celeb status!


Where in the World is LiLo?

Dancing up a storm on the beach. Nice onesie! Come on, LiLo, Butt Out already!


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A Continuous Upgrade


Seriously, this isn't fair. Petra Nemcova just keeps getting more beautiful.

She recently told the press that she is now a vegan. She was a vegetarian, but has informed herself on the issues with fishing practices and wants to get as green as possible. I have respect for people who can do that because I never could! Sounds impossible.



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Non-Bump Watch


Here's a picture of Hef's main girlfriend and wannabe baby mama Holly Madison on the 4th of July with Playmate of the Year Sara Underwood. I can safely say the rumors that have been swirling that she's several months pregnant don't seem to be anywhere near true.

My God, that's a hideous bikini she's wearing.

Stop This Right Now!

Gah! Jessica Biel shops for discount toilet paper at her grocery store. Jessica Simpson, can you pass over your title of Blabbity? It has a new home now.

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Hot Couple of the Minute: Brit Brit and Some Dude


Brit Brit showed up at the Four Seasons hotel in Beverly Hills with some Zoolander-looking mo-fo whose jacket is worse than hers.

Hitched: Tony and Eva




Eva Longoria, 32, and Tony Parker, 25, were legally married today in Paris. The civil cermony is required by French law and was attended by only a few family and friends. The couple will host a lavish wedding tomorrow with 250 guests, including many of Eva's co-workers (Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Nicollette Sheridan, James Denton, Ricardo Chavira and the man behind the show, Marc Cherry. Marcia Cross was unable to leave behind her newborn twins.)

Tony took his guests to lunch and then headed back to the hotel to get ready, while Eva and her family spent the afternoon at the Chanel atelier for a final fitting. Her pink mini dress is seen here.

Teri Hatcher, who threw a bridal shower for Eva recently, was seen shopping with her daughter Emerson yesterday in Paris.



Thursday, July 05, 2007

Um, Ya Need It!

Paris was seen leaving her acting coach's office with reading materials. Honestly, I could give her some quick tips that would majorly help her career.

1) Stop talking and acting like a baby
2) Stop dressing like every wannabe fresh of the Greyhound and class it up
3) Get over yourself. If you love yourself so much, you won't ever stop being you and getting into another role. Don't you know how messed up actresses are?
4) Nevermind, this is a waste of my time.


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The Fug Show, Starring Sienna

Sienna Miller takes her style to the streets of London as she runs out for a morning coffee yesterday. How does she come up with this stuff?

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Mommy and Me: Michelle and Matilda

Pixie Michelle Williams looks like she's growing out her bob as she strolls with her sleeping daughter in New York. She looks very chic! Very reminiscent of Mary Martin as Peter Pan.

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Cam's Gun Show

Cameron Diaz heads out on July 2nd. What a boring outfit! Try again please.

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SHE'S Hosting Parties?!

I know that The Hills is a very successful show, but Audrina is such a minor, boring part of it. Somehow she got hooked up with a gig hosting a party and I'm guessing it must have included all the coke you can handle by the looks of her. Oh, and there's her stank ass new boyfriend. Gross!
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A New Paris?

Paris Hilton is just the picture of innocence and virtue as she attends a party on Tuesday night. Look, we don't need you to be a chaste saint or anything, just hire a freaking driver!

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Jessica's Super Boring Holiday

Hi, I'm Jessica Biel. I'm a movie star, frequently voted the hottest woman in Hollywood, and am currently dating Justin Timberlake, after some time with Chris Evans and Derek Jeter. While Lilo, Paris, and Hilary enjoyed fabulous beach front parties in Malibu, here's how I spent my 4th of July.

Making business calls...in non-patriotic colors because that is, like, totally predictable
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Pumping gas...because I'm so down to earth
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Picking up dry cleaning...I wear clothes more than once!
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Getting my prescriptions...I don't want an assistant seeing my diet pills!
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I'm so normal it hurts! I'm killing DON with every errand!

More from Hil's 4th

Hilary Duff looks happy and beautiful as she plays in the water with friends yesterday. She even asked for a photog to volunteer to be buried in the sand! Unfortunately she also was still hanging out with King D Brody Jenner. Yuck!

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