CMM Shows Off His Amazing Acting Skills

DON: Hey Chad, how are you feeling today? DON: Yeah, I figured since you have a vest AND a leather cuff on, you were doing pretty good.
DON: Oh, sorry! And the blonde stubble! I forgot how hard it is to manicure a tough guy look. And how are things going with your teenaged fiancee? DON: That's great. I take it she's cool with statutory rape with douchebag actors, then? Nobody's laughing at her and her parents haven't disowned her yet?
DON: Calm down, I'm just kidding, CMM. You are too legit to quit. I wouldn't be foolish enough to mess with a dude in a leather cuff, no how!

The High Life

Jessica Alba has quite an entourage as she heads to dinner with Cash Warren. She's looking fierce!

Another Day, Another Hat

Brit Brit stopped by a Smart Car dealership in LA yesterday looking ready to tap dance a number for us. Jazz hands!

Whatdaya Think

NicRic attended the Center Dance Arts' inaugural Pool Party benefit at the Beverly Hills Hotel last night with her bf Joel. Gimme your votes, is she preggo?

Sharing Custody

Recent exes John Mayer and Jessica Simpson still share the same personal trainer. Yesterday morning Jess got her sweat on at a private gym in Beverly Hills while John went shopping with their trainer that afternoon. They say part of being a trainer is being a therapist!

How...Generous

I'm all for stars that give back, but these photos of Hilary Duff donating her time to USA harvest are too posed for my taste. But Hil is a generous philanthropist. She has encouraged her fans to bring food to her shows to donate to the cause, and that has already brought in 4 million pounds of food. Just make sure your goodwill doesn't come across as a publicity stunt!

Where in the World is LiLo?

Leaving rehab for another round of workouts. Does she get to leave to get her hair did? I'll bet she hasn't and that's why she's covering her roots. LiLo loves the cameras.

Get better soon, I miss you!

How I Spent My Summer Vacation

Hayden has been bringing a pretty party all over the place. Most recently she walked the red carpet for the season 4 premiere of Entourage. She looks awesome when she wears cute little cocktail dresses instead of the spandex crap.

Posh Portfolio

Victoria Beckham poses as she launches her DVB sunglasses and denim line at Saks Fifth Ave in New York. I don't know about the jeans, but I heart every pair of shades she puts on. Better break open the piggy bank!

Heidi Makes Me Sad

Heidi Montag does another pre-planned paparazzi shoot in a bikini. Sad, sad girl!

Daddy Dearest: Brad and Pax

Poor little Pax looks beyond terrified by the cameramen as his dad took him to see a doctor. I'm sure he'll get used to it soon enough and choose his own way to deal with them. Shiloh is curious, Zahara puts up a mean pout that says don't mess with her, and Maddox does anything for attention from waving to sticking out his tongue.

KiKi's Birthday Pretty Party

Kirsten Dunst celebrated her 25th birthday with her boyfriend Johnny Borrell. I guess you could say they dressed up for the event(?) Kiki rocked a long sleeved velvet dress and her red spotted feet and Johnny wore a sweater and felt extremely uncomfortable. Kiki probably felt she had to be grungy in some way so she probably didn't change her underwear.

Upgrade: Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes grabs dinner with a friend last night. Love the outfit, love the hair, love it all!

Are any of you excited for Hairspray? I was never really into the first one, but this remake has a pretty great cast.

Stork Delivery: LeBron James

LeBron James, 22, and his girlfriend Savannah Brinson welcomed their second son, Bryce Maximus James, today in Ohio. He joins his 2-year-old brother, LeBron Jr.

Bump Watch: NicRic?

If this is true, God help that tiny malnurished fetus! Rumors have been swirling that NicRic is preggo with Joel Madden's baby. Nicole is also due for sentencing later this month and expected to spend some time in jail for her two DUIs. All in all, an excellent candidate for motherhood.

Posh Portfolio

I'm trying it out...I'm really sad that I don't get to do my Where in the World is LiLo or Mischa Moments. Since Posh seems to be just about everywhere, I'll be keeping tabs on her. Here she is at JFK yesterday.

Party Girls

Alexis Bledel looks cute as a button as she hangs with America Ferrera at a Nylon/MySpace event last night.

Family Fun

Christian Bale and his wife Sibi Blazic took their 2-year-old daughter (who's name hasn't been publicly released but is said to be Emmaline) to Disneyland. How cute is she?

Fun fact: Christian met his wife when she was serving as Winona Ryder's personal assistant. He was hand-picked by Winona to co-star in Little Women.

Brit Brit Updates Website

Britney is asking fans for help naming her next album. Her sample choices are:

1) Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2) What if the Joke is on You
3) Down boy
4) Integrity
5) Dignity

Um, what? Didn't Hilary Duff just drop an album called Dignity? And again I say, what?

Anyway, here are some photos of Brit shopping yesterday afternoon. That dress is the best thing she's worn in weeks! Now ditch that F21 purse and hat already!

Mighty Hearts

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended the NY premiere of A Mighty Heart last night and Angie looked a mighty mess. She's rocking some crazy old lady hair for sure!

Paris Update

Paris is out of the medical center and back in her cell at Lynwood after being declared in stable condition last night. She is serving a minimum 23-day sentence under a jail policy that encourages good behavior, with release scheduled for July 2 (just in time for LiLo's 21st birthday).

Olsens Hit 21

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen turned 21 on Wednesday and celebrated with a small dinner party at Chateau Marmont. Their sister Lizzie, 19, and brother Trent, 23, were both there. The girls each got their own small red velvet cake, one with black frosting and one with white. The girls got lots of presents and took polaroids with their guests. On their website they wrote, "Today, for the first time in a looooong time, we're taking a day off – doing absolutely nothing and looking forward to every second of it!"

More Reunited

Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake oontinue to play nice in Spain. Cameron leaves very little to the imagination in this skin tight dress. Think she's trying to impress somebody?

Still On: Claire and Hugh

Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy have been promoting their flick Evening and are seen here hopping a plane at JFK. Can you believe how different Claire seems now from her My So-Called Life days? Angela would never been into a preppy!