Friday, June 01, 2007
Gimme More! Dunzo
Jessica Simpson runs errands in Los Angeles after returning from a brief romantic vacay with John Mayer in Cabo. Sweats and burritos? I'd say they broke up for sure.
That said, in my dream last night I was on a date with John Mayer. We were at a food court in a mall and he was singing "Your Body is a Wonderland." Then I laughed at him and went shopping at Bloomingdales. It was awesome.
Look, Paris is caught smiling! She left her Hollywood Hills home with a script, which she really should be saving for jail when she'd have more time to read and focus.
What do you think she'll do with her extensions when she's in jail? Cornrows? Who will spray tan her? What will become of her?!?!
Eva Longoria, Marcia Cross, Michelle Rodriguez, Rumer Willis, Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton, Cisco Adler, Jessica Alba, Michael Chiklis, and a very leggy Katherine McPhee all attended the Blackberry Curve launch party at the Beverly Wilshire last night. While Eva is getting excited about her July wedding, Marcia was excited about being very close to her pre-baby weight. The Hiltons were less cheerful, but that might have as much to do with Paris' impending jail term as their gross wardrobe.
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Enjoying some coffee and outdoors time during her third day at Promises rehab facility in Malibu. Must be odd to be awake in the morning hours! But, for real, I hope she's getting better. She has such a crap support system that she'll have to do this on her own.
Gimme More! Where in the World is LiLo?
Gimme More! Dunzo
I really don't care to look into what event Jennifer Lopez and Gremlin were attending last night. The point is Gremlin should not be allowed to chose his own clothes, let alone the clothes of his wife.
Do you think Gremlin is taking hints on shiny formal wear from Tom Cruise? And when I look at this dress on JLo, all I can think of is another glamorous outfit for Shelly Long to wear to the Wilderness Girls Jamboree with Troop Beverly Hills.
Diesel opened a new store on Melrose and had a party where all kinds of losers turned up (oh, and Brittany Snow was there, too...she's adorable). Audrina is still enjoying her 15 minutes, sans LC, and Brandon Davis and Kim Kardashian also made an appearance. What a lame party!
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
E! has learned that Lindsay Lohan is in the middle of hardcore detox to get her off her addictions to booze and drugs. Specifically, LiLo is hooked on OxyContin, cocaine, and MDMA. Guess who's opening up about this? Her class act of a dad. Michael Lohan said, "I spoke to the people treating Lindsay, because I wanted to make sure she was getting the right care. And I'm satisfied they are doing the right thing for her, helping her detox from the painkillers and things. That's a very important step. And I learned they use the 12-step program, which includes a lot of lessons based on God's teachings, so I was satisfied with that. First she needs to get clean, then she needs to let God into her life." He is currently studying to be a Christian recovery counselor for drug-addicted teens. Yes, we should trust you with other children because you've done so well with your own.