Friday, June 01, 2007

Dunzo: The Rock & Wife

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and wife Dany Garcia Johnson are officially dunzo. They issued a joint statement, reading "While certain aspects of our relationship have changed, we are both vitally important to each other's lives. We will continue to advance and manage our business interests, our philanthropic efforts and most importantly the raising of our child together, as a loving team. We've been fortunate enough to spend the last 17 years together as a couple and look forward to spending the rest our lives together as best friends and business partners."
The couple married in 1997 and have a 5-year-old daughter, Simone Alexander.

Where's Waldo?

Becks ages like a fine wine and I cannot wait until he gets that hot booty to LA. Posh, on the other hand, is some strange shade of orange. Can you spot her?

Where in the World is LiLo?

Already getting cabin fever at rehab. She's left Promises last night for some time at the gym. Rehab takes more than one week!

Mommy and Me: Angelina, Zahara, and Pax

Angelina Jolie somehow manages to carry both Pax and Zahara home from preschool. Angie has some crazy big hands, looking at her grabbing a big handful of Z booty!

Blabbity Returns to LA

Jessica Simpson runs errands in Los Angeles after returning from a brief romantic vacay with John Mayer in Cabo. Sweats and burritos? I'd say they broke up for sure.

That said, in my dream last night I was on a date with John Mayer. We were at a food court in a mall and he was singing "Your Body is a Wonderland." Then I laughed at him and went shopping at Bloomingdales. It was awesome.

Another Day, Another Ridiculous Costume

Look, Paris is caught smiling! She left her Hollywood Hills home with a script, which she really should be saving for jail when she'd have more time to read and focus.

What do you think she'll do with her extensions when she's in jail? Cornrows? Who will spray tan her? What will become of her?!?!

Ringing in Another New Phone

Eva Longoria, Marcia Cross, Michelle Rodriguez, Rumer Willis, Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton, Cisco Adler, Jessica Alba, Michael Chiklis, and a very leggy Katherine McPhee all attended the Blackberry Curve launch party at the Beverly Wilshire last night. While Eva is getting excited about her July wedding, Marcia was excited about being very close to her pre-baby weight. The Hiltons were less cheerful, but that might have as much to do with Paris' impending jail term as their gross wardrobe.

Haute Couture Disney Style

Kidada Jones held a party at her dad Quincy Jones' Bel-Air home for the launch of the Kidada for Disney Couture Collection yesterday. Nicole Richie is a big fan and showed up to hang out with LiLo's best friend Samantha Ronson. Denise Richards brought her daughters Sam, 3, and Lola, 2, to the party to get princess makeovers.
How gorgeous is Kidada? She looks just like her sister!

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Still Buddies

Hayden and Rumer spent Wednesday shopping together in Beverly Hills. They both look a little ridiculous, but whatever floats your boat.

A New Religion

Paris attended service at Bel Air Presbyterian with a friend, where they offer classes for 22-35 year olds. I seriously hope she is not praying to get out of jail time and that she is actually there to learn something!

Where in the World is LiLo?

Enjoying some coffee and outdoors time during her third day at Promises rehab facility in Malibu. Must be odd to be awake in the morning hours! But, for real, I hope she's getting better. She has such a crap support system that she'll have to do this on her own.

Bump Watch: Joey McIntyre's Wife

Joey's got the right stuff to get his wife preggo! Joey McIntyre, 34, and his wife Barrett are expecting their first child, as announced on his website this morning. He writes, "In the meantime, I just bought a new house in LA...we loved the beach in Venice, but what can I say...that freakin' commute kills ya. Plus, it's really a dream house for us and we are gonna need some more room...because MY WIFEY IS PREGNANT!!!!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!!!"

Dunzo: Billy and Katie Joel?

Alcoholic musical genius Billy Joel married Katie in 2004, when he was 54 and she was 23, a whole 5 years older than his eldest daughter. But rumor has it she's sick of him already. She did not spend his birthday on May 9th with him, instead choosing to go out with her girlfriends and party.
Would it really be that shocking if this marriage doesn't last?

Gremlin Couture

I really don't care to look into what event Jennifer Lopez and Gremlin were attending last night. The point is Gremlin should not be allowed to chose his own clothes, let alone the clothes of his wife.

Do you think Gremlin is taking hints on shiny formal wear from Tom Cruise? And when I look at this dress on JLo, all I can think of is another glamorous outfit for Shelly Long to wear to the Wilderness Girls Jamboree with Troop Beverly Hills.

London Calling

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are vacationing in London and were seen exiting a recording studio. God help us if they are making an album. Tori looks like she's still working on dropping the baby weight to return to her former skinny plastic, black hole of death boob she used to be.

Diesel Store Launch

Diesel opened a new store on Melrose and had a party where all kinds of losers turned up (oh, and Brittany Snow was there, too...she's adorable). Audrina is still enjoying her 15 minutes, sans LC, and Brandon Davis and Kim Kardashian also made an appearance. What a lame party!

Biel in Brentwood

Jessica Biel filmed a commerical about recycling in Brentwood yesterday. She was also spotted by my friend Dubious walking one of her pooches. Dubious insists that Jessica does not look thick, but is really quite thin and toned.

It's Actually Happening

Paris Hilton heads into the recording studio to get to work on her sophomore album. I'm sure once she's out of the slammer she'll add some hard knock rap solos about being an ex-con.

Good Morning Campers!

Just when I was beginning to wonder what happened to her, KCav shows her face! She headed out to a WeHo Coffee Bean with her boyfriend Nick Zano and his mom wearing a very inappropriate shirt for "mom time." But we're talking about KCav here.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Real or Fake?

Her hair, I mean. Rihanna has recently been seen in her Umbrella video and on tv with an asymetrical bob that I thought was her hair. So is this the wig or was the bob?
Anyway, here she is in Paris leaving her hotel for more promo work.

Get Your Nails Did

Jessica Alba and her best friend/personal assistant/trainer/or gay counterpart go get their nails done in Beverly Hills. Love her shades! I totally hate those polo shirts that he is wearing. Try a little harder why don't you!

Downgrade: Cameron Diaz

Pop quiz, hot shot. Which one is the ogre?

Still On: Sienna and Jamie

Sienna Miller is still hanging out with Jamie Burke, and he's still gross! But so is she. Nice crushed velvet coat...vomit!

Deets on LiLo's Rehab

E! has learned that Lindsay Lohan is in the middle of hardcore detox to get her off her addictions to booze and drugs. Specifically, LiLo is hooked on OxyContin, cocaine, and MDMA. Guess who's opening up about this? Her class act of a dad. Michael Lohan said, "I spoke to the people treating Lindsay, because I wanted to make sure she was getting the right care. And I'm satisfied they are doing the right thing for her, helping her detox from the painkillers and things. That's a very important step. And I learned they use the 12-step program, which includes a lot of lessons based on God's teachings, so I was satisfied with that. First she needs to get clean, then she needs to let God into her life." He is currently studying to be a Christian recovery counselor for drug-addicted teens. Yes, we should trust you with other children because you've done so well with your own.

Still On: Andy and Tessa

Looks like Andy and Tessa are enjoying their time together in Hawaii now that the cameras are gone. I hope that is just the wind because he's hair looks like Scott Caan's!

Hot Waitress

Keri Russell looks amazing as she poses for Interview magazine. These must have been taken awhile ago since she is clearly not preggo. No matter the wardrobe/makeup, she always looked like a sweet little girl, but I think these are pretty cool transformations.

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