Friday, May 25, 2007
In reference to quotes from Shar Jackson:
Shut your fat cake hole! I would offer that you ruined your life all on your own. Maybe if you closed your legs you wouldn't have a gaggle of children by age 30 and at least two deadbeat dads to deal with. Also, pretty sure about 10 people knew who you were before the dude you were sleeping with married her. You claim that you are sick of have cameramen around you, yet you have more than capitalized on the situation, with interviews, photo ops, and now a show about famous exes.
As for your children, I'm sure this was tough on them. Then again, I'm sure their life was already challenging with a loudmouth like you for a mother, bringing home unemployed dancers and whatnot. And how is it Britney's fault that you named a dog after her and then couldn't deal with it? It's a dog. You could have changed her name and she'd be ok with it. Britney's life may seem like a fantasy to you, but she is a real person and that's her real life.
So don't trash talk my girl, beyotch!
Gimme More! DON's Letters
So this feud has been rolling around the net for awhile. Allegedly, LiLo stole about $10,000 worth of clothes from Lauren Hastings. Lauren filed a police report and has been posting photos of Lindsay wearing the same clothes as Lauren claims are missing.
Most recently she posted an email from NicRic sent from Lindsay's phone, as well as a photo of Lindsay's friend Patrick wearing Lauren's plaid shirt. These girls are so mean, beyond what I would have ever guessed. I love it!
Lunching at the Ivy. This stuff kills me. She's a couple blocks away from my office, why do I never run into her? Every time I drive past the Ivy I see celebs I don't care about. No fair!
BTW how old does she look in the photo sans sunnies? Damn...that should be an anti-drug PSA right there.
Gimme More! Where in the World is LiLo?
Gimme More! Cameron Diaz
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Kate Hudson goes about her day in New York and eventually makes her way back to her NY apartment. Bicoastal living, not too shabby right?
Also, Star recently put her on the cover as having the worse beach body. Are they on crack? The picture they used look photoshopped to the max!
Gimme More! Kate Hudson
Jessica Alba leaves her gym in West Hollywood, a gym that I just joined this week. While so far I've found the gym population to be 90% hot gay men, I do know that tons of female celebs (also including Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz) frequent this place too so I'm keeping my eyes peeled for some great celeb spotting! Only in LA do you see everybody reading scripts on the treadmills.
Paris Hilton continues to pout around Los Angeles. Her lawyers have insisted she clean up her act and spend the days before jail seeming humble and pious, which is why every photo we see of her lately is of her riding her bike, going to church, carrying her Bible, visiting her dad in the hospital, and skipping out on all her favorite activities (namely shopping, drinking, and boys). It has been confirmed that her last public appearance before starting her jail term will be at the MTV Awards in June.
Gimme More! Paris Hilton
Withdrawl on planes... Charlie knows what you're going through
En fuego at the funeral parlor!
Give me more drugs right now! I'm gorgeous!
Sexy, sexy, sexy yeti.
Gimme More! Matthew Fox