Friday, May 18, 2007
"Friends" of Blah and Blabbity say that the couple is now dunzo. "They have broken up," says the source. "But they have broken up and gotten back together at least ten times before. They talk to each other at least six times a day. I don't know if this breakup is permanent, but for right now they are broken up."
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Jessica Simpson is at Cannes to take in the Festival and heads off to a Louis Vuitton party for Jude Law's flick Blueberry Nights. Also at the Festival are Jake Gyllenhaal and Mark Ruffalo goofing around as they work the carpet for their film Zodiac.
Paris Hilton has officially decided to drop her probation violation appeal. Paris met with her attorney and told that the Sheriff has agreed to reduce the amount of time she’ll have to serve to 23 days. The Sheriff has also agreed to put her in a celebrity cell, away from the general population. It is also very possible that, like other celebrities, she will only serve a very minimal sentence (possibly just hours) due to over crowding in California jails.
Here's an example of what not to wear to prison.
I'm a little tired and cranky this morning so I'm just going to say what I'm thinking...
A chick who plays a dude really well. That's creepy. Your fiance is a cheesedick.
Sequined t-shirt dress is Mischa's thing but I still love you.
A big piece of trash. Get away from me.
Unlovely in love. Who dresses you? Fire them now.
A tailor wasn't available. Haylie wanted to look like her Barbie. Hilary in a pillowcase off of Simon Cowell's bed.
A little piece of trash. Nice plaid pants with pink heels. Vomit on your face!
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Here's some lovely pictures of Fugly Stew and Kelly Osbourne some party. Also, Kelly met up with AI's Blake, but she probably hated it because he's not a "real" singer like her. On a positive note, that isn't a horrible wig on Kelly! Can't say the same for Kim!
Yesterday Dee Dee and I were playing Would You Rather. This would be a fabulous one. WYR be Kelly Osbourne or Fugly Stew?
KFed is shopping around a reality show about his life as a single father and divorcee from the world's biggest pop star. So far, no takers, but he's still trying. He has been in talks with Fox and MTV and claims that the show will not tarish Brit Brit's image in any way. (Uh, thanks, I think you already did plenty in that department...and pretty sure that you won't trash Britney because you want those alimony checks rolling in).
Gimme More! Kevin Federline
Bruce Willis, 52, is now dating Playboy Playmate and 23-year-old Tamara Witmer. He met her at the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills and got to know each other more via phone conversations. Tamara, a full 5 years older, than Bruce's teenage daughter Rumer, says, "He's got the sexiest voice! He's so smooth and suave. I don't mind the bald head. He's really good looking in person."
Dina Lohan decided to have a chat with Us Weekly regarding the photos circulating of her daughter doing coke a few weeks ago. As usual, she claims no responsibility, but doesn't bother to deny it either.
"We're not reading anything about it. You can't let it bother you. We work so hard, then some girl just tried to make money off her [for that tape]. Lindsay doesn't even know who her friends are. When she doesn't work, she's so bored. I've told her, 'Please slow down. Stop!' She's growing up and learning to do that...I'm her mother first: Everything could go away, and I couldn't care less."
Dina says this as she escorts LiLo to nightclubs and parties that last into the wee hours. She's an amazing role model.
Brit has love for all her synthetic hair wigs. She rocked a short bob for the message she just posted on her website, which reads: "The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me. I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time. We are the lights of the world and we all need to continuously inspire others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers. Godspeed. Love, Britney"
Yay, Brit Brit is praying for me!
Gimme More! Brit Brit
Rebecca Romijn (Ugly Betty)
Lucy Liu (Lipstick Jungle)
Laura Prepon (October Road)
Kate Walsh (Private Practice, Grey's Anatomy)
Emilie de Ravin (Lost)
Ellen Pompeo (Grey's Anatomy)
Felicity Huffman, Eva Longoria, Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross (Desperate Housewives)
Christina Applegate (Sam I Am)
Brothers and Sisters
Anne Heche (Men in Trees)
Evangeline Lilly (Lost)