Remember Me: Nick Carter

In her time of need, Nick Carter takes Paris Hilton back. Just kidding. He's the spokesperson for "Year of the Dolphin." Life hasn't turned out how you hoped, has it Nick?

Daddy Dearest: Ryan & the Kids

Say what you will about the demise of his marriage, Ryan Phillipe is still a really good dad. Here he is with Deacon as they watch Ava have a riding lesson.

Still On: NicRic and Joel

Despite rumors that the two had split, NicRic and Joel Madden are enjoying some vacay time
in London. Here's a recent photo. Who looks worse?

DON's Deal

I'm off to SF for Bay to Breakers, which involves costumes, 7 a.m. drinking, peeing in bushes, dancing under the freeway, tortilla fights, and keg stands in the streets. Just your typical race. See you there and if not, I'll try to get some photos this year!

Checking in with Brit Brit

Britney stops by a Beverly Hills salon after dance practice yesterday. That leotard is sooo Monte Vista dance and I think I had those shoes when I was 14 from Contempo which I now wear to costume parties.

Dunzo: Blah and Blabbity

"Friends" of Blah and Blabbity say that the couple is now dunzo. "They have broken up," says the source. "But they have broken up and gotten back together at least ten times before. They talk to each other at least six times a day. I don't know if this breakup is permanent, but for right now they are broken up."

In Case You Forgot

TR Knight is gay!

Thanks Again Gremlin

Jennifer Lopez shows off another terrible choice by husband/stylist Marc Anthony at the Univision upfronts.

Yes, We Cannes, Cannes, Cannes

Jessica Simpson is at Cannes to take in the Festival and heads off to a Louis Vuitton party for Jude Law's flick Blueberry Nights. Also at the Festival are Jake Gyllenhaal and Mark Ruffalo goofing around as they work the carpet for their film Zodiac.

Where in the World is LiLo?

Looking SUPER hot at the Maxim party at New York's Gansevoort Hotel. LiLo brought along boyfriend Calum Best to celebrate being named the #1 Hottest Woman on their list.

Big House Bound: Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton has officially decided to drop her probation violation appeal. Paris met with her attorney and told that the Sheriff has agreed to reduce the amount of time she’ll have to serve to 23 days. The Sheriff has also agreed to put her in a celebrity cell, away from the general population. It is also very possible that, like other celebrities, she will only serve a very minimal sentence (possibly just hours) due to over crowding in California jails.

Here's an example of what not to wear to prison.

WTF: Halle Berry

If you sew a few bedskirts together, you too could dress like Halle Berry! Not helping the pregnancy rumors one bit.

The Look of a Multimillionaire

What's the deal? Gifted metabolism? Bulimia? Liposuction? How is it that every time we see Brit Brit she's consuming crap and getting skinnier by the day. Also, is she getting fashion tips from LiLo and Ashlee Simpson? No me gusta.

Maxim Fiesta in NY

I'm a little tired and cranky this morning so I'm just going to say what I'm thinking...


A chick who plays a dude really well. That's creepy. Your fiance is a cheesedick.

Sequined t-shirt dress is Mischa's thing but I still love you.

A big piece of trash. Get away from me.

Unlovely in love. Who dresses you? Fire them now.

A tailor wasn't available. Haylie wanted to look like her Barbie. Hilary in a pillowcase off of Simon Cowell's bed.

A little piece of trash. Nice plaid pants with pink heels. Vomit on your face!

And ANTM is

Jaslene/Taboo of Black Eyed Peas! Were you surprised?

Sorry to Blind You But

Here's some lovely pictures of Fugly Stew and Kelly Osbourne some party. Also, Kelly met up with AI's Blake, but she probably hated it because he's not a "real" singer like her. On a positive note, that isn't a horrible wig on Kelly! Can't say the same for Kim!

Yesterday Dee Dee and I were playing Would You Rather. This would be a fabulous one. WYR be Kelly Osbourne or Fugly Stew?

James Who?

Petra Nemcova is so much prettier without that pasty singer on her arm. Here she is shopping in New York yesterday. Hope she finds a great rebound. Any suggestions?

Pure White Light

Ali Larter looks fantastic as she runs into the Ritz Carlton in New York on Monday.

Did Anybody Not See This Coming?

KFed is shopping around a reality show about his life as a single father and divorcee from the world's biggest pop star. So far, no takers, but he's still trying. He has been in talks with Fox and MTV and claims that the show will not tarish Brit Brit's image in any way. (Uh, thanks, I think you already did plenty in that department...and pretty sure that you won't trash Britney because you want those alimony checks rolling in).

Hot Couple of the Minute: Bruce and some Playmate

Bruce Willis, 52, is now dating Playboy Playmate and 23-year-old Tamara Witmer. He met her at the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills and got to know each other more via phone conversations. Tamara, a full 5 years older, than Bruce's teenage daughter Rumer, says, "He's got the sexiest voice! He's so smooth and suave. I don't mind the bald head. He's really good looking in person."

So Much Better When Cleaned Up

Jude Law looks super hot as he poses with co-star Norah Jones on the red carpet at Cannes. Their film My Blueberry Nights is opening the 60th year of the prestigous Cannes Film Festival.

More Perfect Parenting by the White Oprah

Dina Lohan decided to have a chat with Us Weekly regarding the photos circulating of her daughter doing coke a few weeks ago. As usual, she claims no responsibility, but doesn't bother to deny it either.


"We're not reading anything about it. You can't let it bother you. We work so hard, then some girl just tried to make money off her [for that tape]. Lindsay doesn't even know who her friends are. When she doesn't work, she's so bored. I've told her, 'Please slow down. Stop!' She's growing up and learning to do that...I'm her mother first: Everything could go away, and I couldn't care less."

Dina says this as she escorts LiLo to nightclubs and parties that last into the wee hours. She's an amazing role model.

Wiggin' Out

Brit has love for all her synthetic hair wigs. She rocked a short bob for the message she just posted on her website, which reads: "The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me. I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by my side during this trying time. We are the lights of the world and we all need to continuously inspire others and look to the higher power. You are all in my prayers. Godspeed. Love, Britney"

Yay, Brit Brit is praying for me!

The Women of ABC

Rebecca Romijn (Ugly Betty)

Lucy Liu (Lipstick Jungle)


Laura Prepon (October Road)

Kate Walsh (Private Practice, Grey's Anatomy)

Emilie de Ravin (Lost)

Ellen Pompeo (Grey's Anatomy)

Felicity Huffman, Eva Longoria, Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross (Desperate Housewives)

Christina Applegate (Sam I Am)

Brothers and Sisters

Anne Heche (Men in Trees)



Evangeline Lilly (Lost)