Big House Bound: Paris Hilton!

Paris Hilton was given a 45-day prison sentence by a Los Angeles court today for driving with a suspended license. Despite telling the judge, "I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything" she is still prison bound. The judge even ruled out electronic tagging in lieu of jail time.

Paris, who was accompanied by her parents, looked shocked when the sentence was read, while her mother gasped. She must report to jail no later than June 5th.

Her attorney issued this statement, "I'm shocked and disappointed at the sentence (handed down) by the judge. To sentence Paris Hilton to jail is uncalled for, inappropriate and ludicrous. She was singled out for who she is. She's been selectively targeted. Paris was honest in her testimony. We plan to appeal. Shame on the system."

A Mischa Moment Meets Where in the World is LiLo?

If she has to wear pants, Mischa wants them riding high and paired with clip-ons and a metallic vest. LiLo couldn't look more hungover as she attends the same salon opening in Los Angeles as Mischa Wednesday night.

If You're Desperate and You Know it...

...and have the clap, clap your hands! Kim Kardashian, Fugly Stew, and Tara Reid all showed up for the 1st anniversary party of 944 magazine in Los Angeles. Sad, sad, super sad.

About This...

I keep running into these pictures of ScarJo from last night and I'm getting increasingly annoyed that she is widely considered to be the hottest girl in the universe. At least Britney has the good sense to have her eyebrows dyed when she's going an unnatural shade of blonde.

From A to Z

Amanda Peet cozies up to co-star Zach Braff at the NY premiere of their film The Ex. As much as I dislike, she look fantastic for a new mom. Zach looks pretty cute himself.

I think this movie is going to be pretty good. Jason Bateman can do no wrong and when pair with Zach, they cancel out Amanda's annoying-ness.

Cat Fight: Kim K. and Haylie

Another celeb fight has erupted on Myspace, this time between good-for-nothing homemade porn star Kim Kardashian and Haylie Duff. It begins with Haylie sending a note to Kim via email to try and end some bad blood:

"Hey Kimberly
So, I'm really tired of all this bad blood between us. The only reason we even know each other is because of Paris, and of course she tries to stir things up because she doesn't like me and wants you to be on her side. I'm not writing this message to slam her, though. Anyway, I just wanted to say sorry for whatever I've said about you, I know there's been a lots of miscommunication and stuff, and I think you're a really nice girl, and that we could end up being good friends. We should go out and cosmos together sometime! If you ever feel like it, cell me! You can get my number from Adam.
Peace and Love,
Haylie"

To which Kim responds:

"um thanks for the message i'm glad you want to be friends. im really tired of all this shit and drama, i'm a grown woman and i've been feeling like a little kid again. i know that i shouldn't have called you a stupid cunt, it was mean but i just did it because paris told me to. i was desperate for attention but i've finally ditched her and i'm becoming my own person. anyway, would you want to go see am spin at les deux next week? hope u write back soon.
kim
don't listen to paris she's a stupid lesbian"

At this point, you'd think Haylie would be smart enough to read the sarcasm there, but she still wants to befriend Kim, inexplicably. She responds:

"I know the drama has really gotten out of hand. I'm a grown woman and I can't stand it, I just want it to be gone. This isn't high school! And I forgive you for calling me that. :) Anyway, I'd LOVE to see AM spin! What time?
xoxo
Haylie"

Kim's response?

"yeah um i forgot i don't hang out with horses plus im busy. slut."

Burn! So Haylie is upset and posted this who conversation on her Myspace with the caption:

"Stuff like this REALLY PISSES ME OFF. I try to reach out and be nice and instead it just gets shoved back in my face. This is why you should never move to Hollywood, the place is full of arrogant, immature, and offensive bitches who can't hold their liquor and can't keep their legs closed."

Still On: Heidi and Spencer

Heidi shows off her new nose and boobies on the beach with her boyfriend Spencer. I'm not sure who paid for these pics, but there is no way they were just randomly captured in these pictures.

Soundbites: Jada Pinkett Smith

Jada Pinkett Smith has spoken up about Katie Holmes' life and relationship with Tom Cruise:

"People think Tom and the Church of Scientology got something on Kate. They don’t. Kate is running her own show. And she’s a great mother. Her kids Connor, Bella, Suri are dynamic children and are extremely happy. And her husband is very, very happy. Kate ain’t no little wimpy kitty cat. (She’s a) tigress. She’s young, she popped into motherhood very fast. If you think about the transition she’s done, with as much grace she’s had, and on top of it with the attacks I don’t know how she does it. I’m amazed how people want to focus on: ‘She’s tied up in the basement and he throws steaks to her at night and she gets to see Suri only on Sundays.’ It’s ridiculous.”

Um, ridiculously funny! I was seriously laughing out loud at that last part. That's so much better than something I could come up with! Come work for me, Jada!

Where in the World is LiLo?

Leaving a foreign press conference for Georgia Rule. Her co-star Felicity Huffman is now singing her praises as an actress. Nice to see that is finally taking her work seriously. Following her interviews, Lindsay was seen heading into the Britney Spears concert at the House of Blues.

Daddy Dearest: Brad

The Pitt-Jolie clan is in Prague where Angelina is filming yet another movie. I swear the woman never stops working! Brad plays with Shiloh who is now walking and remains just as blonde as can be.

Angelina recently spoke about how grateful she is to have Brad in her life. “Before I met Brad, there were many times I’d be up exhausted with my son Maddox in the middle of the night and there was nobody there who appreciated my efforts. When he said his first word, there was nobody that I could look at and explode in excitement with. It made me very close to Mad, but now there’s the joy of waking up and sharing the burden. I think, as a woman, having a partner who appreciates you as a mom and who is going to remember those things about you and your history with the children is very special."

Ok, that's kind of cute.

Confirmed: Brit Brit to Perform in SF

Britney Spears, under the name The M + Ms will do a show on Monday at Red Devil Lounge in San Francisco. Tickets go on sale at 6 p.m. tonight. DON's friend checked with the owner and this is legit. Be there for me and give me a full report!!!

Bump Watch: Naomi

Naomi Watts looks pretty freakin' huge from the side but positively bump-free from the front. She attended a party at Escada in Beverly Hills. I give her props for going out, I think I'd be in bed with a tube of cookie dough.

Soundbites: Jessica Biel

“I can’t even go to the dry cleaner by myself anymore. You’re seen in public with anybody that you might not even know and you’re speculated about. It makes everything hard because you can’t even go to pick up a prescription without somebody trying to snap a photo of what you have in your Long Drugs bag. Thank goodness I’m a nice person.”

And super modest too!

WTF: Christina Aguilera

You are at Disneyland. Posing with Mickey. It is not an appropriate time to strike your ghetto trash pose. That is all.

WTF: ScarJo

ScarJo looks worse than usual at a Louis Vuitton party in New York for their new LoVe line. Seriously, how dumb does she look in these pictures? Maximum annoyance.

Daddy Dearest

Seal gives a big kiss to his son Henry at LAX yesterday. He was there with his wife Heidi Klum and their two other children. Tre cute!

More From Zac and Vanessa

Since you guys seemed to like the pics, here's some more from Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens trip to Hawaii. Enjoy!



















Pics via ZacEfronWeb

More of the Same

Ashley Olsen goes through the motions as she grabs a starbucks in Los Angeles while dressed in black, Wayfarers, leggings, giant purse, and stilt shoes. Girl knows what she likes, but I can't imagine what her closet looks like. Maybe child hangers filled with black clothes and row upon row of platforms next to a box of bandaids.

Soundbites: Gremlin

In a recent interview Marc Anthony revealed that he picks out the majority of JLo's outfits.

"I pick out all her dresses, for the most part. She developed my eye for it. I didn't realize I was so good at it, but she could have 20 designers and five girlfriends in a room, and she'll still say, 'Let's ask Marc.' She looks great in cream tones and light blues. I like when she has smoky, dark eye shadow. That really brings out the color in her eyes and drives me nuts. That's my weakness."

That's not weird or creepy at all. And, btw, thanks for this look Gremlin.

A Mischa Moment

Mischa Barton shops in Beverly Hills. No her shirt isn't wet, just carefully made to look worn out and tired...just like Mischa. Since it is totally see through, she opted to add some leggings because that was as close to pantless as she could be.

Hoff Totally Got Alec Balwin'd

Filmed by his 17-year-old daughter, the Hoff shows off how he's a stellar role model. He released this statement about the tape, "I am a recovering alcoholic. Despite that, I have been going through a painful divorce and I have recently been separated from my children due to my work. I have been successfully dealing with my issue. Unfortunately, I did have a brief relapse, but part of recovery is relapse. Because of my honest and positive relationship with my children, who were concerned for my well-being, there was a tape made when I had a relapse to show me what I was like. I have seen the tape. I have learned from it, and I am back on my game. I thank God for the love and concern from my children."

Bilson in Bev Hills

Rachel Bilson is adorable, yet choses to dress slightly off the mark. Either of those tops would be cute independently but I'm not a big fan of summer shirts over turtlenecks. Those jeans are gawdawful - too short, bad cut, and bad color. Like Selma Blair's hair.

The good news is she wasn't with Hayden Christensen. She cannot be dating him, I don't accept.