Dunzo: Jessica and Cash

Like we didn't see this coming! Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have started telling people that they are back on the market. Cash was planning to take Jessica to the Coachella rock concert for her April 28th birthday but now that's off. I'm sure it won't be long until she's linked with Justin Timberlake.

The King of Vegas

Kevin Federline attended the "What is Sexy" party held at the Venetian’s Tao nightclub in Las Vegas. Victoria's Secret sponsored the party yet nobody in this entire photo looks remotely sexy.

Here's who made their list:

Justin Timberlake is the sexiest male musician
Jessica Alba is the sexiest actress
David Beckham is the sexiest dad.
Kate Hudson is the sexiest mom

Matthew McConaughey has the sexiest beach bod
Eric Dane is the sexiest actor.
Carrie Underwood is sexiest female musician.
Derek Jeter is the sexiest male athlete
Jay-Z and Beyonce are the sexiest couple
Josh Duhamel has the sexiest smile
Adrian Grenier has the sexiest eyes
Cameron Diaz has the sexiest legs
Grey’s Anatomy is the sexiest cast

I take offense to some of those choices. What do you think?

Ladies Who Lunch

Jessica Alba hosted the Step Up Women's Network toast yesterday at the Forbes Penthouse Suite at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel. Sara Rameriz and Kate Walsh were there and Sara was honored for her dedication to strengthening community resources and philanthropic impact in the lives of women and girls. Model/Actress Devon Aoki was also in attendance.

How'd you like Grey's last night? I can't decide what I want to happen for George.

KCav's Hitting it Big

The New York Post is reporting that Kristin Cavallari is now charging club owners for appearances. There's currently a bidding war going on for who gets to host her 21st birthday, with the bids now reaching $100 000. All for having cameras follow you through two years of high school.

Fine, You're Cute

Normally I'm not into these two, but this picture of them in a park in London is beyond cute.

Still On: Couples Mega Post

TomKat attend a fundraiser for Scientology in New York. Katie looks gorgeous!

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz share the same taste in pants and iced coffees in Hollywood yesterday.
Marilyn Manson and his new teenaged girlfriend Evan Rachel Woods go for a walk in London. Looks like she's adopting Dita Von Teese's style now too.
Owen Wilson takes girlfriend Kate Hudson for a walk in NYC on her 28th birthday.
Keira Knightley and Rupert Friend stroll the streets of London with short new hair cuts.

Family Feud: Brit Brit and Jamie Spears

Jamie Spears sent a letter to the New York Post defending Britney's recently re-fired manager, Larry Rudolph. He writes, "When Larry Rudolph talked Britney into going into rehab, he was doing what her mother, father and team of professionals with over 100 years of experience knew needed to be done. She was out of control. Larry was the one chosen by the team to roll up his sleeves and deliver the message, to help save her life. The Spears family would like to publicly apologize to Larry for our daughter's statements about him over the past few weeks. Unfortunately, she blames him and her family for where she is at today with her kids and career. Larry has always been there for Britney. For this, we will forever be grateful to him."

Brit Brit's response? "I am praying for my father. We have never had a good relationship. It's sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman's love. I am concentrating on my work and my life right now."

Bad Dad Alert!

Alec Baldwin made his scheduled phone call to his 11-year-old daughter, Ireland, last month and left the most hateful message ever when she didn't pick up the phone. He talks about how he's getting on a plane on April 20th to fly to LA to "straighten her out" because she is "a rude thoughtless little pig." He also screams "Once again, I have made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone...you have insulted me for the last time...I don't give a damn that you're 12-years-old or 11-years-old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do....You've make me feel like sh*t."

Los Angeles County Superior Court commissioner Maren Nelson heard the tape and temporarily suspended his visitation rights. A hearing is set for May 4, where the judge could permanently deny Baldwin visitation or contact with Ireland. It is not known who leaked the voicemail to the public, but Alec's ex Kim Basinger has been saying for years that he should not be allowed near their daughter. TMZ has the audio file where Alec goes nuts. Scary!

"You can try, but you'll never replace Susan."

Bachelor Recaps are up.

You Go Girl!

While the clothes, wigs, shoes and hats are still atrocious, there is no denying Brit Brit has lost some major pounds and toned up considerably. I'm giddy just thinking about her new album.

Also, last night I dreamt that I was at a benefit and I saw Britney wearing a wig that belonged on an 80's metal band singer and she called me by name and told me to stop making fun of her on my blogs. You know I love you Brit, no hard feelings!

More New Hair

Kelly Clarkson walks the red carpet at the ASCAP Awards. She was there to take home her awards for writing her song "Because of You." I'm not sure what has happened to Kelly lately, but she has gained back all the weight she worked hard to drop and then some. Hope she still a happy girl!

Where in the World is LiLo?

Partying with her pants off! Once again, Lindsay hits up Wintson's to dance the night away and grab her token bottle of water on her way out the door.

Reese Gets her Hair Did

Reese Witherspoon left the Neil George salon in Beverly Hills yesterday with some fresh looking locks. Neil George has quickly become the most popular salon around, with clients like Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, Lindsay Lohan, and Ali Larter to boot.

Just Your Typical Supermodel Mom

While Kate Moss is off partying with her fiance and having playdates with former addicts, Heidi Klum takes her three kids shopping at Target where they picked out new toys and shoes. Don't you love how she keeps it real? Except that she looks more glamorous shopping at Target sans makeup than I do on a Friday night.

WTF: Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba spends another day shooting her Revlon commercials. WTF did they do to her face?!?! She looks like she was attacked by a MAC employee. Also, why is her gown see-through and featuring some cotton panties? What kind of commercial is this?

Don't Matter if Your Dress is Black or White

Jennifer Garner hosted a bash last night for Oscar De La Renta. The party benefits EIF Women's Cancer Research Fund and brought out the lovely 30 something brunettes of Hollywood. I kind of can't believe Jennifer has been giving interviews talking about how she's out of shape. She looks great, but then again I remember how hard core she was with working out during her Alias days.


Jennifer Garner

Kristin Davis

Cindy Crawford

Angie Harmon

Brooke Shields

Ashlee for Bazaar

What a difference some plastic surgery makes. She was never ugly, but I think she's gorgeous now. At least, when that creature she's dating is not by her side.

Awesome...

Lindsay Lohan's Blackberry was hacked into and a ton of her gmails are being exposed on the net. The best ones I've read so far are between her and Shanna Moakler from last December. This was around the time that Shanna and Travis were split and Shanna was publicly fighting with Paris Hilton. This is also the time when LiLo was spotted out with a newly single Brit Brit. Here's some of the mail exchanges (note what she says about Kevin Federline aka KF):

Ryan's Little Buddy

Ryan Phillipe plays with his son on the set of his new movie Stop Loss. Today was the last day of shooting in the desert about 90 miles north of Los Angeles and Deacon seems to be having fun out there with his dad.

Back to College She Goes

Sophia Bush attended a party yesterday with her college sorority, the Kappa Kappa Gammas at USC. I'm not sure what this was about, other than Lacoste hosted the event and there was lots of polo wearing chicks getting their nails done. Um, yeah...just like my sorority parites in college where we wore random costumes from Savers and got in jello shot fights.

Reunited and it Feels So Good: Jessica and Ed

Both Jessica Biel and Ed Norton (who co-starred in The Illusionist) have signed on for the second installment in The Hulk films. Ed will take over for Eric Bana. I cannot fathom what would attract a man like Ed to take on this role, but Jessica Biel is pretty much only good for playing the action chick sidekick. Well, that and a naughty preacher's daughter.

Where in the World is LiLo?

Lunching at Orso and looking really unhappy about it! Maybe she was stood up.