Soundbites: Hilary Duff

TeenPeople.com: The song "Gypsy Woman" features some pretty scathing lyrics addressing a certain man-stealer. Let's set the record straight.

Hilary: My sister Haylie and I wrote "Gypsy Woman" about a woman who had a relationship with my father and broke up a big part of my family. So it's very strange that someone would say that those lyrics are written about Nicole when they so obviously are not. There is no song on the record about Joel and Nicole. I don't know Nicole Richie. I've never met her before. But she seems like a nice person. There's no bad blood there. I hope that they are happy together. It's not my job to talk about my relationship. I didn't want that and neither did [Joel], so we tried to keep it quiet. Because it is so personal. But I think the more you try to keep something quiet, the more people want to know about it. After a while, we said, 'Okay, whatever, yeah, we're together. What about it?' And obviously it's fun. You want to be able to go places with your boyfriend and not keep things secret. But it's just hard when people are so invasive."

Soundbites: Ricky Martin

"Life is too short to live closed up, guarding what you say. Christian has to be free in many aspects. I wish him much strength."
Christian is the lead singer of RBD who came out early this month after photos of his gay wedding surfaced on the internet. Oh, Ricky...pot/kettle/black!

The Beauty is Literally Blinding

Sean Stewart, David Weintraub, and Randy Spelling premiered their new show Sons of Hollywood last night with all the pond scum you would expect. They must have promised a boatload of free drugs or something.

Brittny Gastineau

who seems to have developed wonky eye since starring on The Gastineau Girls

JR Rotem

Producer who took Brit Brit out on a date right after she dumped KFed...

dare I say even this was a downgrade.

Jason Davis

It's like vintage Anna Nicole Smith

Fugly Stew

Family pride...she's so important she can't get off the phone

More Extra Weird Stalkers

Emily Leatherman, 32, was arrested outside Tom Cruise's home yesterday for violating a restraining order. Police said, "Leatherman just showed up, and Tom Cruise's security called the police. Cruise had a standing restraining order against her. We determined that she is a transient without a residence. She was cooperative, and is currently in jail at the Beverly Hills station."

This is the same woman who was arrested last year in connection with stalking John Cusack, who's complaint stated that she "is showing unusual interest by stalking, throwing long letters of interest over my fence in bags with rocks and screwdrivers inside, making unannounced visits to offices of people I work with in an attempt to meet with me and listing my address as her own during a recent arrest...threatens to commit acts of violence against herself if I do not help her."

Again, why do stalkers pick these people to focus on? I'd love to know their reasoning.

Bump Watch: Designer Rosetta Millington

Brothers & Sisters star Balthazar Getty, 32, and his wife, Rosetta, are expecting another baby. This will be an addition to their family which already consists of son Cassius Paul, 6, daughter Grace, 5, and daughter Violet, 3. Congrats!

DON's Celeb Sightings

I just went to the grocery store for a sandwich. Wyclef was there with his wife. They looked like they were laying out and took a break to pick up some food.

Then I saw Jeremy Piven wearing a stupid hat but still looking very hot. He was with some girl who had a giant mane of hair. Like enough for three wigs.

A Mischa Moment

At least she's trying! She found a dress that just looks like a blouse. But all that billowy white makes me think, once again, of Miss Havisham. Actually, I think Mischa would be great in the role of Estella. She could just look affected and superior the whole time.

Soundbites: John Travolta

John Travolta shows once more how normal he in discussing global warming.

"I think that everyone can do their bit, but I'm wondering if we have to start thinking about other planets and also domed cities, because I don't know if there's a way to repair these holes in the sky."

Now, is this to be closer to L. Ron Hubbard? Hey, John, how about instead of colonizing planets with domed cities, you maybe stop using your 5 jumbo jets like they were a freakin' carpool minivan.

Are You Getting Excited?

The Bachelor: An Officer and A Gentleman premieres on Monday. I will, as usual, be recapping the season on Bachelor Recaps. Recaps will usually be up on Wednesdays.

Bump Watch: Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek leaves her town car to check in to a New York hotel. Homegirl is huge. At least she is brushing her hair now so as not to look like some deranged beauty school victim.

Christina's Makeover

Christina Ricci stepped out at the Samsonite black label launch party (luggage parties?) showing off her new black hair and bangs. Makes me think of Chelsea on The Search for the Next Doll. That makes me sad inside.

Move Over, Lisa Rinna!

Looks like Star Jones is angling to take away the moniker Tupperware from the plastic Ms. Rinna. Star showed off her surgeries at Shaq's birthday party in Florida.

I'm shocked her and Big Gay Al are still together. Not for the obvious reason, but because with every major makeover comes a breakup or affair in Hollywood. Who's next for you, Star?

We See You, Mr. Gosling!

It's really hard to find pictures of Ryan Gosling, which sucks because I get a lot of emails requesting pics of him. But here he is at the airport looking super hot and kind of reminding me of River Phoenix in The Thing Called Love. If you haven't seen that movie, I insist you find it. It's amazing. Anyway, these pics are for Susan O.

I Should Have Seen This Coming

If you have a show on the WB, you are pretty much an adult Disney actor...meaning you are the ultimate slashie; a model, singer, actor, dancer, entertainment news show host, etc. Even though Bryan Greenberg has graduated from One Tree Hill to his very own show October Road, he still has the slashie in him.

He has just released an album called "I'm Just Waiting For Now." You can check it out here. And I'm sorry to say that it totally sucks.

This Spells Trouble

Kelly Osbourne and Amy Winehouse partied together at Teddy's nightclub at the Roosevelt Hotel. Eventually, Kelly had to help support Amy as she stumbled into a cab. While Amy refuses rehab, Kelly seems to be doing ok with hers.

On the Go

Justin Timberlake went bald like Britney and carried his own bags as he left New York for a New Jersey concert yesterday. Justin will be hosting the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards this weekend, where he first met former girlfriend Cameron Diaz. Anybody know where the after party will be??

Officially Dunzo: Brit Brit and KFed

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline settled on divorce terms yesterday, including custody of the children and financial terms. Both Britney and Kevin were present during the 5 hour negotiation. The two took a break to smoke and spent the time chatting amicably.

Brit Brit celebrated last night by partying at Bridge in West Hollywood, sporting her latest choice accessory, blue contacts.

A Mini-NSYNC reunion

Lance Bass attended the cd release party of Mika at Sky Bar in the Mondrian last night. He also hung out with JC Chasez and his assistant (that little brunette is who I grilled the night I met Joey Fatone and made her tell Lance I said hi...my stories so impressive, I know).

Lance has also been spending time cheering on Fatone as he competes in Dancing with the Stars.

Big House Bound: Paris?

Paris Hilton has been found in violation of the terms of her probation with regards to her February 27th traffic stop for speeding and driving without headlights on while her license was suspended. She faces a maximum sentence of 90 days in jail. So when NicRic finally gets her sentence for driving down the wrong side of the highway while on drugs, can we see The Simple Life: Behind Bars!

Finally! Maroon 5 is Back

Soundbites: Heidi Montag

Fans of The Hills, you may now rejoice. Heidi just posted this on her MySpace:

"Okay so ive been getting loads of messages asking me if theres going to be a season three. the answer is yes, It hasnt been publicly announced and there is not set date as to when we will begin filming but I promise Ill get back to you all then."

Love Me or Hate Me: David Beckham's Hair

David Beckham wacked off his hair like his wife. He showed of his new look at the Sport Industry Awards 2007 at Old Billingsgate today in London.

WTF: Michelle Branch's Stalker

Stalking is super creepy and lame, but wasting your time doing that for Michelle Branch is even worse.

Michelle was performing in Sheboygan when she stopped mid-show and said, "Wait a second. There's a guy in the audience – striped shirt and glasses – can somebody check him out?" She was pointing to Dominick Giordano, 32, of Maryland. Dominick has been following Michelle since 2003, sending her letters, videotapes, and finding ways to get backstage, to afterparties, and autograph signings. He tried to leave once he was recognized, but was caught by staff members and cited for disorderly conduct. A previous restraining order on him had expired.

Michelle was particularly concerned because her 19-month-old daughter was backstage and Dominick had attended quite a few of her shows recently.

Still On: Kiki and Johnny

Kiki is so happy to finally have a boyfriend again. She's been doting on new boyfriend Johnny Borrell like a good rockstar girlfriend.

Man, she better not run into Mischa or she'll rip that outfit right off her and make a run for it. Come to think of it, she might take that busted dude, too.

Hot Couple of the Minute: Zachary and Rumer?

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's daughter Rumer, 18, is supposedly dating 'Heroes' bad guy Zachary Quinto, 29. They were seen holding hands and kissing at Boulevard in Hollywood last weekend.







Good lord, can you imagine what their kids would look like? I think we'd have the person to play Sloth on Broadway.

Where in the World is LiLo?

Grabbing a Jamba Juice in L.A. She looks very summery in her jorts, yellow shoes, and blonde hair. Wonder how she'll make it through an L.A. summer without a marg or champagne poolside!

ScarJo Esquire Outtakes

The title pretty much says it all. These pics are actually cool though, maybe because you can barely see her face.

Soundbites: Jenny McCarthy

"I was adamant about not having any more and then for some reason, in the past few months, the eggs in my ovaries have been talking to me, screaming at me, that they're dying at a very fast rate. I go back and forth and back and forth."

Here that, Jim?

Another Checkup

Brit Brit has gone back to the hospital for more work on her molars. I have a feeling they might be rotting because the only thing she drinks is Red Bull.

Goonies on Broadway

Entertainment Weekly reports that Richard Donner (director) and Steven Spielberg (writer) are collaborating on a musical version of The Goonies. Won't Chunk's lines make a beautiful solo:

"OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

Tra-la-la!

Bump Watch: Cassie

20-year-old singer Cassie is reportedly pregnant with her producer Ryan Leslie's baby. The "Me & U" singer was rumored to be dating Bad Boy CEO Diddy, but has denied those rumors. How crazy would it be if Diddy fathered both Cassie and Aubrey's babies? With his new twins, it'd be like a whole group born in a year's time.