Thursday, March 15, 2007

Gremlin Love


JLo and Marc Anthony pose for photos while promoting their film El Cantante at ShoWest in Las Vegas yesterday. That is by far the most tan I've ever seen the Gremlin look. But he's still hideous.

And One More Time

They had the photocall yesterday and today Jude Law and Cameron Diaz attended the premiere of their film The Holiday in Japan. Cameron, get a new stylist!


Soundbites: Julie Bown in Pregnancy Magazine


For Crabcakes and anybody else who wants to be preg in '08:

"I have boobs now! I always had two pepperonis on board and I'm shocked to see the changes in my body. I'm also experiencing rapid hair growth. I feel like a Yeti."

-Julie Bowen, Boston Legal

Fashion Advice

Hey DON, I'm a used-up, premature hag who is mostly famous for my public love quarrels and my bedroom antics. What would be the best fashion line for me?

I'm so glad you asked! Please see the Max Factor show below, which features both Denise Richards in Cougar Couture and Carmen Electra in a drunken wipeout.

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Blah and Blabbity Return from Rome


John Mayer and Jessica Simpson continue to spend as much time together as possible. They are back in LA after their trip to Rome and had lunch at the Ivy. Jessica is finally out of those lame black clothes she has been favoring so much. Next stop, Ken Paves' salon!

Blondes Rule the Covers

Christina Aguilera looking somewhat demure on the cover of Nylon.
Reese Witherspoon looking fresh-faced, but washed out on the next cover of Bazaar.

I Thought I Told Ya

Elisha Cuthbert watches her boyfriend play with the Rangers in NY. This would be the guy she ditched fiance Trace Ayala for, thereby inspiring Justin Timberlake to write, "What Goes Around Comes Around."

She looks fierce in that bob. And not just fierce hot, but actually fierce like she's shooting daggers through her eyes at you.
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Move Over Hilary Duff



Ashley Tisdale is definitely the Disney channel darling right now, starring in High School Musical and The Suite Life of Zach and Cody. She also is touring with the live HSM show and dropping her first album. And she's picking up where Hilary Duff left off even though she's older than the Duff.

She continues to keep her image squeaky clean, cutting a kissing scene from her music video, claiming that even though she is 21, she's never drank, smoked, or done drugs and has no plans to. And she says she always wears underwear so don't expect any racy paparazzi shots of her anytime soon.

Oh, Ashley, don't you know by making statements that show you to be a perfect, goody-two-shoes prude, you are just setting yourself up to be a hypocrite when you come tumbling off your pedestal. Good luck with that!

Fergie Gets Bonk

Fergie shows off for the next issue of Maxim. In other Fergie news, she was reportedly set to board a plane to fly from LAX to the UK but was "too drunk to travel."

A spokesperson for airline Virgin Atlantic says, "We can confirm a female passenger was denied from boarding as she appeared intoxicated and was therefore unsuitable for travel."

That's how she rolls, all fabulous "flying first class, up in the sky."

Hot Couple of the Minute: Spike and Drew


Drew Barrymore cozies up to Spike Jonze, the ex-husband of Sophia Coppola. The two are seen here leaving dinner at the Ivy at the Shore in Santa Monica.
Drew sure has some strange taste in guys, but I guess he's better than Tom Green!

It's Another Boy!


Angelina Jolie has completed the adoption of a 3-year-old Vietnamese boy named Pax Thien Jolie. His name means Peaceful Sky – Pax is peace in Latin and Thien is sky in Vietnamese.
Angelina, Pax, and her eldest child Maddox will remain in the country for about a week while the child's American passport is processed.
"Brad very much wanted to be there but is under contract working on a film in Los Angeles and as a result couldn't go," said his rep. I assume they will file for a name change to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt once back in the United States.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Hot Couple of the Minute: Lance and Tory

Lance Armstrong looks like he's over his bachelor days with Jake and Matthew and ready to try dating again. He has spent the last few months dating (on the DL) New York based fashion designer Tory Burch.

This picture was taken of them at Houston's Hotel Derek on March 6, where they drank margaritas before heading off to a reception for Tory.

Frenemies Once More

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are snapped on the set of The Simple Life Goes to Camp. I can't even believe this show is still in production...who cares? Aren't they kind of played out by now?

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WTF: Paris Hilton

I feel like everytime I do a "WTF" post, it features Paris Hilton. All that money and she looks horrible all the time!

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Party Girl in the Making


Hayden Panetierre dines at Koi like a good little celebrity. Her boyfriend, Stephen, doesn't appear to be with her. What do you think of her outfit?


Christina at a Hockey Game



The point of wearing a baseball cap is to not have to deal with hair and massive makeup. Christina Aguilera does not seem to understand that. She continues to make herself up like a drag queen...not good.

Pimp that Movie!

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Cameron Diaz gets it right for once at a photocall for The Holiday (yes, they are still promoting it) in Tokyo. But Jude...amazing how his hotness declines greatly along with his hairline.

JT is Back in Bev Hills


Those are some very wide legged trousers. And who is that crazy chick he's rolling with? I could wear weird clothes and yell at photogs, too. Call me!


Not Exactly Working For Her



Eva Mendes looks like a giant bruise as she leaves her gym in Los Angeles. Who gets dressed like this to leave the gym?

Elton's Typical Party

Elton John threw himself a lavish 60th birthday party which drew out a number of big celebs. I still am not sure what the theme of this is, other than weird.







Adding to the Family


Angelina Jolie arrived in Vietnam on Wednesday night and may adopt a son by this weekend. Oddly, she is there without Brad Pitt. Angelina is expected to bring home a 3-year-old son and will participate in an adoption ceremony with officials in Ho Chi Minh City tomorrow morning.


The child has been living at the Tam Binh orphanage outside Ho Chi Minh City ever since he was abandoned at a hospital as a baby. Vietnamese law makes it difficult for unmarried couples to adopt which is why Angelina is filing for adoption on her own, but has been working towards this with Brad since shortly after the birth of Shiloh last May.

Baby Mogul



The Donald, Melania, and their son Baron attend the Associates Committee of The Society of Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center's 16th Annual Bunny Hop. That kid is SO The Donald; look at that hair!



For My Mom





Just wanted you to know I'm thinking of you and sending positive thoughts your way. This puppy ought to cheer you up a bit. I love you!!

Bump Watch: Melanie Brown


Wow, she's really living up to the name Scary Spice as 8 months pregnant Mel B walks around Beverly Hills. Melanie has publicly stated that the baby's daddy is Eddie Murphy, who she dated last summer. Eddie says he does not know who fathered the child and that he will request a paternity test once the child is born.

Good Morning, Ladies


David Beckham participated in a "Celebration Match" between his old team Manchester United as they played against Europe XI in Manchester, England, on Tuesday. His knee injury has forced him out of the game for 6 weeks.

And the Publicity Continues


KCav rides her bike on the set of a the NBC game show, Identity, where she made a guest appearance in a truly hideous outfit. Who's been responsible for her hair lately?? Don't they know her appeal is the fresh-faced natural California girl, not the poster girl for Bebe?

Stork Delivery: Tori Spelling


Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott welcomed their first child together yesterday. Their son, Liam Aaron McDermott, weighed in at 6 lbs., 6 oz. Surprisingly, Tori's mom Candy was present for the birth despite their long estrangement.
Candy issued the following statement, "Words can't describe the joy and elation I feel at this truly happy event. I am looking forward to doting on my new little grandson and all the memorable fun that comes with it."

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