Thursday, March 15, 2007
For Crabcakes and anybody else who wants to be preg in '08:
"I have boobs now! I always had two pepperonis on board and I'm shocked to see the changes in my body. I'm also experiencing rapid hair growth. I feel like a Yeti."
-Julie Bowen, Boston Legal
Gimme More! Soundbites
Hey DON, I'm a used-up, premature hag who is mostly famous for my public love quarrels and my bedroom antics. What would be the best fashion line for me?
I'm so glad you asked! Please see the Max Factor show below, which features both Denise Richards in Cougar Couture and Carmen Electra in a drunken wipeout.
Elisha Cuthbert watches her boyfriend play with the Rangers in NY. This would be the guy she ditched fiance Trace Ayala for, thereby inspiring Justin Timberlake to write, "What Goes Around Comes Around."
She looks fierce in that bob. And not just fierce hot, but actually fierce like she's shooting daggers through her eyes at you.
Gimme More! Elisha Cuthbert
Ashley Tisdale is definitely the Disney channel darling right now, starring in High School Musical and The Suite Life of Zach and Cody. She also is touring with the live HSM show and dropping her first album. And she's picking up where Hilary Duff left off even though she's older than the Duff.
She continues to keep her image squeaky clean, cutting a kissing scene from her music video, claiming that even though she is 21, she's never drank, smoked, or done drugs and has no plans to. And she says she always wears underwear so don't expect any racy paparazzi shots of her anytime soon.
Oh, Ashley, don't you know by making statements that show you to be a perfect, goody-two-shoes prude, you are just setting yourself up to be a hypocrite when you come tumbling off your pedestal. Good luck with that!
Gimme More! Ashley Tisdale
Fergie shows off for the next issue of Maxim. In other Fergie news, she was reportedly set to board a plane to fly from LAX to the UK but was "too drunk to travel."
A spokesperson for airline Virgin Atlantic says, "We can confirm a female passenger was denied from boarding as she appeared intoxicated and was therefore unsuitable for travel."
That's how she rolls, all fabulous "flying first class, up in the sky."
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Lance Armstrong looks like he's over his bachelor days with Jake and Matthew and ready to try dating again. He has spent the last few months dating (on the DL) New York based fashion designer Tory Burch.
This picture was taken of them at Houston's Hotel Derek on March 6, where they drank margaritas before heading off to a reception for Tory.
KCav rides her bike on the set of a the NBC game show, Identity, where she made a guest appearance in a truly hideous outfit. Who's been responsible for her hair lately?? Don't they know her appeal is the fresh-faced natural California girl, not the poster girl for Bebe?
Gimme More! KCav