Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

Some minor celebs can do high fashion. Take Katherine McPhee for Swarvoski and in the exact same makeup that LC sported a couple days ago (that dark eyeliner, bare eye, red lips look is hot right now).

Then some can't. Example would be Rachael Ray for Donna Karan. She looks so awkward and that flaming orange eyeshadow increases her "what am I doing here" expression.

Superbowl Pre-Show

Isn't Fergie cool? She's like the love child of Diana Ross and Courtney Love, if that child was a son and a tranny. I think the tiara was to make her feel pretty. She probably doesn't feel that much. Especially with aholes like me out there taking every very easy opportunity to make fun of her.

Dunzo: Ryan and Alanis

FINALLY, Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette are officially dunzo. The two broke up last June and have spent the entire time since that making out in public, traveling together, and basically acting as together as ever. They were together since 2002.

Christina Still Does the Fur Thing

Christina Ricci poses for Italian Vogue. Looks like she didn't learn her lesson about wearing fur during magazine shoots. Gerard Way, the lead singer for My Chemical Romance, said it best when he talked about semi-stalking Christina as a child (he lived in her neighborhood): "She looks like an alien but there's something really beautiful about her."

Some Celebs Can Dress

Jessica Biel wears a total DON outfit...I love it. Katherine McPhee; I want to like her but something stops me just short. She looks cute here though.

WTF: Mena Suvari

Dear Mena:

You are attending a FASHION SHOW. Don't look like an employee at Forever 21 who got overly excited about your corporate discount and the sales rack.

Love,
D.O.N.

New J.Lo Photos

Not sure what she is promoting, but it's probably some stinky new perfume. My favorite is that last pic because it looks like she is going to strangle herself. I bet they were like, "Jennifer, we need you to show us love, this is for February magazines. Think of your husband!" That would for sure make her want to end it.

Documentary Narrating is the New Black

Charlize Theron attended the premiere of the film "East of Havana" about Cuban hip-hop music. She narrated the documentary. Yes, you read that correctly. I'm not sure how they went, "Ah, Cuban. Hip-hop. Obviously, Charlize." I mean, there are tons of other Cubans or hip-hop artists that would be more qualified.

Some famous Cubans: Jamie Lynn Sigler, Gloria Estefan, Cameron Diaz, Rosario Dawson, Perez Hilton and of course DON. ;)

Dunzo: Mary Louise and Jeffrey Dean

Mary-Louise Parker and her boyfriend (and Weeds co-star) Jeffrey Dean Morgan (best known as "Denny Duquette" from Grey's Anatomy) have ended their relationship. No other details were available.

Dunzo: Johnny Knoxville and Melanie

Johnny Knoxville and his wife of 11 years are filing for divorce. (Too bad he just missed that under 10 year mark to avoid community property laws in California, ouch!). The couple has a 10-year-old daughter, Madison. Johnny is a well-known philanderer, most famously bedding Jessica Simpson (while she was also married) during the filming of Dukes of Hazzard. (I previously stated that one of my closest friends in L.A. was first assistant to the director on that movie and partied with the lead stars all the time and says there was NO DOUBT they were sleeping together. They even made out in public when at cast parties.)

His wife has probably hung in there as long as possible. Now she can reap the rewards of living with a cheater! Somebody get him the number of Jude Law and Owen & Luke Wilson...they will tear the town up.

Amandas and Jason

Justin Bateman goes to lunch with his co-star, a very pregnant Amanda Peet, in Beverly Hills, and his wife Amanda yesterday. Justin and Amanda will soon be seen in The Ex together.

Gawd, if Justin likes Amanda, maybe I will have to give her another try.

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Superbowl Ad Time

She's an unlikely spokesperson, but once again Pizza Hut will feature Jessica Simpson in their Superbowl commercial. The ad promotes Cheesy Bites Pizza. At least there's no Miss Piggy this time.

For the Fans

How cute! Adam Brody gives his little fans a hug and a photo shoot while filming the last episode of The O.C. in Pasadena yesterday. He looks awesome.

Beach Babe's 21st

Happy 21st birthday to LC! The party was held at Area, where Heidi sometimes works, and was paid for by mark. by Avon. Lauren was just signed on to be the mark. brand spokeswoman. Kinda weird since she wears so little makeup, but maybe that's the look they like.

So do you think Audrina just showed up uninvited and unwanted like at Heidi's bday or she actually was wanted? Don't you love how, um, natural LC's tan is? Or how Heidi has none? Or, best of all, how Audrina has one...only on her legs?

Stork Delivery: McDreamy

Patrick Dempsey and his wife Jillian (who he met when she cut his hair) welcomed twin boys yesterday. Darby Galen and Sullivan Patrick join their 4-year-old sister Talula.

Congrats!

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Tickled Pink

Paris Hilton arrives at her Hollywood Hills home wearing as much pink as one person could possibly muster. I hope she didn't drive with those sunglasses on.

Paris has been laying low while she films The Hottie and The Nottie in Malibu. Probably because it takes every brain cell to remember challenging lines like, "That's hot."

Where in the World is LiLo?

Backing out of projects. LiLo has pulled out of A Woman of No Importance, which stars Annette Bening. Lindsay was previously scheduled to work with Annette on Freaky Friday, until Annette backed out and Jamie Lee Curtis took over. Her rep stated, "She doesn't want to just yes everyone and compromise herself anymore. If anything has been learned, it's that what she needs comes first – and right now she needs focus. It's a mature thing to do....She's doing this so she can focus on getting better."

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Covergirl Katie

Here are some screen shots from Katie Holmes' latest magazine spread, this time for Bazaar. I wonder what her Scientologist guides will allow her to reveal about her life? Should be a good read.

Cover-Worthy Love

Justin Timberlake reportedly skipped out on the Sundance after-party for Black Snake Moan in favor of spending time at his rented condo with Jessica Biel. More details in the upcoming issue of Us Weekly. They might just be friends...then again they might not.

Do you like them together or not so much?

Look Who's Out in Public!

No, it's not Jayden James Federline, it's Prince Michael and Paris Jackson! There is NO WAY the gloved-one fathered these kids!

Harry Potter's Final Bow

J.K. Rowling has announced that the seventh and final installment in the Harry Potter series will be released on July 21st. This marks the 10th anniversary of the Potter books, which are sold in 64 languages around the world.

Officially Dunzo: Pam and Kid Rock

The divorce was finalized between Pam Anderson and Kid Rock. Neither party will be legally able to marry again until after May 28, due to a minimum six-month waiting period.

Both sides waived any claims for spousal support.

And so ends a great American love story.

Happy 26th JT

JT spent his 26th birthday performing in Montreal last night. The crowd twice started singing to him when he paused between sets. He responded, "You guys are trying to say something to me, but I don't know what it is. This is the loudest crowd I've had so far."

Timbaland gave JT a tequila shot on stage and then presented him with a white birthday cake, which Jessica Biel did not jump out of. Timbaland said, "It's not about the music. I love this guy."

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How Much Mischa Can You Handle?

Mischa Barton continues to serve as spokesmodel for Keds. Here is their spring ad campaign. The shots are nice, but there ain't nothing that is taking me back to a pair of Keds.

Was that too much?