Granted, JLo hasn't done a whole lot of live touring, but she really should know better. Last night she performed at the Fashion Rocks concert and pulled out every single predictable stage stunt there is. Allow me to walk you through the playbook:
Enter on stairs wearing a trench coat. They'll never suspect you have something sexier on underneath. Intense dudes in suits are great accessories.
Show them what you've got. Look tough to remind them you are fierce.
Have some men carry you down the stairs...Upside down! So dramatic! You tempt danger.
Dance, vogue, and pose your heart out. They'll never notice you're lipsynching.
Exit with flair in an elevator. Unique, unpredictable, authentic.
Don't try this at home. It takes a true pro.
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