Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Dunzo: Kiki and Johnny


According to the outspoken British rocker, his relationship with the lovely Kirsten Dunst is now over. He said, "We were leading different lifestyles. It’s over. She believes in equality, that a bloke should chip in with the housework. Fair enough, but I’m messy, and I love messing around with bikes. She couldn’t stand the smell of stale fags, beer and kebabs in her nice living room. Can’t say I blame her, really.”
Wait, is he talking about Kiki? Is this a joke? Her perfume is stale cigs and she does her laundry with beer, right?

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