Last week, OK! magazine spent a day with Brit Brit. Insider gossip leaked about the day and photoshoot, where a number of disturbing things went down. Rumor or reality, here is the gossip: London pooped and peed all over the place, Britney cleaned up the mess with a Chanel dress, she chose outfits that were 2 sizes too small, she went to the bathroom with the door open, she talked like a baby the whole time, she touches herself alot while talking, she gorged on fried chicken, she stole $12,000 worth of jewelry from the shoot, yada yada yada. Apparently OK! decided to ruin their relationship with Britney in favor of publishing all the bad stuff. Hits newstands this week.