True Love...of Publicity

I know what you're thinking..."God, DON, how many days have to go by without a new staged set of photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt frolicking in swimwear?" The answer, my friends, is not long.

I wonder if Heidi is looking for sponsorship from a bikini line or a job endorsing Dos Equis at bars? I don't get why she has to show her arctic tan in cheezy suits all the time.




Spencer: "Whoa, there's something down there!"
Heidi: "No there isn't. There should be, but there isn't. You traded it in for our third story in US Weekly."

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