DON: Hey Chad, how are you feeling today?
DON: Yeah, I figured since you have a vest AND a leather cuff on, you were doing pretty good.
DON: Oh, sorry! And the blonde stubble! I forgot how hard it is to manicure a tough guy look. And how are things going with your teenaged fiancee? 
DON: That's great. I take it she's cool with statutory rape with douchebag actors, then? Nobody's laughing at her and her parents haven't disowned her yet?
DON: Calm down, I'm just kidding, CMM. You are too legit to quit. I wouldn't be foolish enough to mess with a dude in a leather cuff, no how!
DON: Yeah, I figured since you have a vest AND a leather cuff on, you were doing pretty good.
DON: Oh, sorry! And the blonde stubble! I forgot how hard it is to manicure a tough guy look. And how are things going with your teenaged fiancee? 
DON: That's great. I take it she's cool with statutory rape with douchebag actors, then? Nobody's laughing at her and her parents haven't disowned her yet?
DON: Calm down, I'm just kidding, CMM. You are too legit to quit. I wouldn't be foolish enough to mess with a dude in a leather cuff, no how!
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You are too funny and I don't know why more ppl don't post!
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