The Saddest Girl in the World

Paris Hilton continues to pout around Los Angeles. Her lawyers have insisted she clean up her act and spend the days before jail seeming humble and pious, which is why every photo we see of her lately is of her riding her bike, going to church, carrying her Bible, visiting her dad in the hospital, and skipping out on all her favorite activities (namely shopping, drinking, and boys). It has been confirmed that her last public appearance before starting her jail term will be at the MTV Awards in June.

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