Maggie Gyllenhaal has been officially confirmed as Katie Holmes' replacement in the next Batman movie, The Dark Knight. Maggie will play Rachel Dawes, the role originated by Katie in the last film. Katie will no longer be a part of the project, most likely because it takes her back to a happy time when she didn't go home to a sprite of a husband, an adopted baby, and a team of religious counselors.
Ok, Maggie does look slightly like Katie in this pic, and neither is remotely hot enough to be a Batman girl. I mean, they are just going from bad to worse here. Kim Basinger, Michelle Pfiffer, Nicole Kidman, Uma Thurman, Katie Holmes, and now Maggie? Next up will be Mothface or Tara Reid.
Tara would be like, "Batman, I'm flying!" And he'd say, "No, you dumb ho, you are just stoned."