Single this Valentine's? It Could Be Worse...

...You could be dating this guy. US Magazine is featuring the chance to win a date with Brody Jenner, as well as video clips where he talks about his ideal woman, his idea of sexy, and his turn ons/offs. To enter, you have to send a video submission. If DON wanted in, my submission would go something like this:


"Hi Brody! I'm such a huge fan of your body of work. I realized your outstanding talent as an artist on your first show, The Princes of Malibu, where you gave us a glimpse of the challenging life of a wealthy man forced to live in the exact same mansion as his parents. I have loved you ever since. In addition to being a truly believable actor, I have also followed your groundbreaking band, Facehumper, or as I like to call it, the next Beatles. I am really rooting on you being voted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year.


I was pretty upset Kristin Cavalleri left you...but I felt better after I ripped out her extensions on the dance floor at Hyde. She obviously didn't deserve you or that fake mane. Then after you split from Nicole and she had the nerve to deny ever dating you, I sent her loads of cupcakes and she gained like 3 pounds. Now she's a total fatass! And I was so touched when you said you loved LC's smile even though she said people find it creepy. Let me just say my smile is MUCH creepier. I think you'd really like it.


I heard you just landed a new gig as the spokesmodel for Scope? I usually don't waste money on things like that, but if you could hook me up with some samples, I'll be happy to give it a try. Anything to be near you, my love.


So pick me, Brody! Until then, I'll be praying to your poster every night."

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