Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt:
I know you are not a living doll. I also know you are not super religious, conservative, or prude. What I am not aware of is why you enjoy dressing up in clothes that were homemade and sold at charity drive for your local church. Is your dress lined with bric-a-brac? Is that patchwork quilting at your hem? I get that you are trying to look relatable when you dress up and call the photogs to let them know where you will be conducting all your errands, but nobody likes a complete goody goody. Least of all me.