"Hi, y'all! I decided to come shop at Barney's since that where
Katie Holmes got all classed up at and stuff. I'm not into guys like
Tom or anything, but I figure what's good enough for aliens is almost good enough for me."
"I made sure and got gussied up for this. I know there are always photographers here so I put on my cutest slip dress, wore a bra, took out my extensions, and slipped into these ravishing white flip-flop heels. How cute am I?"
"What do you mean as cute as Tara Reid in ten years? I don't get it, y'all..."
"Hi, y'all! I decided to come shop at Barney's since that where Katie Holmes got all classed up at and stuff. I'm not into guys like Tom or anything, but I figure what's good enough for aliens is almost good enough for me."
"I made sure and got gussied up for this. I know there are always photographers here so I put on my cutest slip dress, wore a bra, took out my extensions, and slipped into these ravishing white flip-flop heels. How cute am I?"
"What do you mean as cute as Tara Reid in ten years? I don't get it, y'all..."
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i REALLY cant handle the greasy hair and those white flip flops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i REALLY cant handle the greasy hair and those white flip flops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's all really, really hard to stomach. But those shoes. I mean, there must be something comfortable that isn't dubT high fashion.
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