Friday, December 01, 2006

I'm a Plastic!

Brittany Murphy sure looks like she's had some work done. She seems like such a mysterious girl. Wonder what kind of scary stuff goes on in that plastic head.

Where in the World is LiLo?

At a Lakers game. She pulled out the glasses and caught a game in LA last night.

Her publicist confirmed today that Lindsay has been attending AA meetings. That hasn't seemed to slow her down any.

Bump Watch?: Jennifer Connelly

Somebody looks like they might be pregnant again. Jennifer Connolly and her husband Paul Bettany posed at the premiere of Blood Diamonds.

Another Spears Gets a Makeover

Jamie Lynn Spears made an appearance on TRL in Milan with her new hairdo. I'm not sure what she had to promote in Milan, but I hope she talked about her sister!


Birthday Shoutouts!

Happy belated and early birthday to DAK and Bree! I wish I could be there to watch the Cal/Stanford game with you, but somehow I'm sure you'll have fun anyways. Also, tomorrow is Brit Brit's 25th birthday and her first one as a single mom. Let me guess...she's gonna go out and party? Happy birthday girls!

Where in the World is LiLo?

At the GQ Men of the Year party in West Hollywood. She was honored as the magazine's female Obsession of the Year. She explained to reporters that it was true that a doctor was called to her hotel room after a night of hard partying recently, but "[I'm no] Marilyn Monroe overdosing in the bathroom." Still doesn't sound to great, LiLo.

She talked about the pics of her out with Brit Brit and Paris, saying she likes Britney just fine, but their hookup was more a photo-op than a friendship. "You know how it is," she shrugged. At least she's honest about that!

Later on Lindsay got really upset to see that her former assistant was at the party with her new boss, Jessica Biel. "I trusted a lot," was what LiLo said of the assistant. "If she stays, I'm outta here! I can't look at that girl! I can't believe you would allow an assistant in here - she doesn't belong in here!" Does that mean she's taking applications? After hearing this tirade, Will Ferrell turned to Leo DiCaprio, Al Gore, and Ben Affleck and said, "Who cares about that freak anymore, anyway?"

The NY Post is reporting that Lindsay attended "several" Alcoholics Anonymous meetings this week, then proceed to drink loads of champagne at this fiesta alongside her mom. They also say that she left with Harry Morton, a posse of friends, and Johnny Knoxville.

Off the Market: Willa Ford & Mike Modano

Willa Ford is engaged to Dallas Stars center Mike Modano, who she has been dating on-and-off for the past 4 1/2 years.

Looks like she picked a nice upgrade from her ex, Nick Carter!


Back to (Blurred) Reality

TomKat is heading home from their honeymoon. Here the are at the airport in Maldives after two weeks of fun in the sun. Look, Suri's hair matches her daddy's!

You can tell Katie has been working with a very grown up stylist to hep her look more age appropriate for her middle-aged hubby. She does look great though.


When Single, Party!

Will Paris go to a party for anything these days? I thought she had some discretion, but that was stupid of me. She hit up the Arby's Action Sports Awards with her wonky eye. I hate her stupid hair!

Pam Anderson employed the separated wife PR tactic of the year - get out and party, make 'em forget about that silly little mistake!

Help me count out all the divorces this year for a new poll: Here's what I've got so far:

Pam/Kid Rock

Scarlet Letter

Jessica Simpson wears a hell of a lot of makeup on the set of Blonde Ambition.

So last night I hung out with a friend of mine and her friends who were all the production team for Dukes of Hazzard (aka assistant to the director, assistant to Johnny Knoxville, assistant to all the key people). Johnny Knoxville's assistant had the job of organizing all the late night parties at Johnny's place, which they all attended. They told me lots of stories about their time shooting in Louisiana. Johnny actually bought all the guys new clothes after Hurricane Katrina forced them to relocate with nothing to L.A.

But the most interesting was that they confirmed that Jessica Simpson absolutely did sleep with Johnny Knoxville (who, despite being charitable, cheats on his wife constantly). Not only did Jessica sleep with him, they hooked up for an entire month during the shoot. Nick did not come visit until their last week of shooting and Jessica blew him off to spend the last of her time together with Johnny.

I kind of wanted to believe those rumors weren't true. It was funny, they all practically justified Jessica's infidelities, probably because they hung out with her so much. They said she was just so inexperienced when she got married, that Nick was not attentive enough, how lame it was that he never came to see her until the end, etc.

Another Loser in Her Life

Britney Spears' first husband, Jason Alexander, is writing a tell-all book about their 55 hour marriage back in 2004. What a loser!

"Britney knows about it," he tells the British publication The Sun. "There are things in the book that will upset her...It does feature having sex with her and what that was like."
On his feelings for Brit: "I have always loved her and I always will. It's best for everyone that Kevin and her have split. She is much more confident now."

On her marriage to K-Fed: "He's just a lucky guy who was in the right place at the right time. When I married her I knew she was rich but I did love her. I wanted her. If she had stuck with me it would have been so positive."

On Britney's kids: "I am really surprised at the speed at which they had kids — but it has always been a matter of time."

On Britney's plastic surgery: "She had a tummy tuck after the birth of her second child. She's working on all of that. She's worth hundreds of millions - of course she looks good."

Like Britney would tell him if she was getting plastic surgery! Like he is any better than KFed, selling out his childhood friend. I can't decide who's worse, him or Fed-Ex.

Still On: Ryan and Alanis

Fergie and Josh upset me, but this is far more disturbing. Despite calling off their engagement, Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morrisette seem as together as ever, riding his and her motorcycles in L.A.

Alanis recently announced that she is taking a break from recording to focus on her acting career. You can currently catch her playing Poppy, the overbearing, critical lesbian doctor on Nip/Tuck.



Jessica Alba is just adorable. She still in Canada shooting Fantastic Four, but she took a day off from being Sue Storm to cruise around with a hot waterbottle. Burr!

It's been especially cold here lately. I use this to bring up a game my friends and I made up in high school called "burr." You say burr three times and then have to come up with a word with "bur" in it. It's really lame, but distracting from the cold. Burr, burr, burr, burrito...burr, burr, burr, iceburg...burr, burr, burr, Wilbur.

I'm sorry to say that I feel like most of my posts will be equally as random today. I'm just not much good to anybody the morning after a party.


Thursday, November 30, 2006

Fiesta, Fiesta!

My company is hosting a big ol' party tonight at a nightclub in Hollywood. There's a red carpet, champagne at the door, every kind of press you could imagine from Dateline to VH1, open bar and servers walking around with jaeger bombs. Hallo!

That said, I may end up looking a bit like Miss Brit Brit here (what is that?? a white russian??)and be posting a little late in the a.m. Hope you all have fun plans for tonight and if not, I promise to drink one for you!

Before the Engagement

Here's Eva Longoria on the set of Desperate Housewives yesterday morning. When she got home that night, Tony proposed.

She looks so happy...wonder if she knew?


This is What Fergalicious Looks Like

Blonde is not better for Fergie. Does she think she looks sweet? It's terrifying.

So who wants to be fugalicious?

The Brothers Madden

Brotherly love. Good Charlotte's Joel (left) and Benji Madden hang out at Paper magazine's 2nd annual Nightlife Awards before making their way to a surprise party for Reverend Run's birthday in New York. Hope Benji is giving him a twin shoulder to cry on since Joel's split from Hilary Duff.


Riddle Me This

Is there any possibility that Josh Duhamel is gay and that Fergie is, too? How does this man live with this creature?

He went on TRL to promote his new horror flick Turistas Go Home while Fergie is out promoting her new album, "The Dutchess."

You know who would be perfect for Fergie? Marc Anthony.

Win Some, Lose Some

Looks like one Jennifer has gained some lbs. and another is showing off that she's lost some.

I totally don't buy Jennifer Garner as a sex symbol. Girl next door all the way.


The Odd Couple

I was wrong! Brit Brit did go out last night, but with Brandon Davis, of all people. While she has gotten some help with her weave, those clothes are still atrocious. But for the first time, we see she went out sans wedding ring.

While he does have money, I wouldn't say Brandon is any kind of upgrade from KFed.

Off the Market: Eva and Tony

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are engaged, who have been together since last summer with the exception of a brief split last September. It will be the second marriage for Eva, 31, and the first for Tony, 24.


Britney 24/7

I like to wake you up with a daily dose of Brit Brit while I can. Seems she took the night off from partying and stayed home with her boos. She popped into the drugstore in Malibu for some supplies. Her son Jayden has reportedly been suffering from an ear infection, so the goods might be for him.

Question: is Britney wearing Doggles?


Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Always the Comedian

In classic Clooney fashion, George poked fun at his second-time win for People's Sexiest Man Alive on David Letterman's show last night.

"I worked hard for that one. I felt bad for Matt Damon, because he really wanted it. He campaigned hard for it. [Brad Pitt] ran such a good campaign, but he got some bad advice along the way."

When asked about the responsibilities of being the Sexiest Man Alive, George said, "You tour with the other guys (who've won the award). We've got a bus. It's Matthew McConaughey's bus. You get a sash and a scepter and, well, we don't like to call it a tiara."

He also revealed that it was Brad, using the name "Reverend Ted", who took out ads in the Hollywood Reporter congratulating him on the award, along with a not-so-hot picture of George.


Where in the World is LiLo?

Changing her story in LA. Last Saturday, LiLo told paparazzi: "[Paris Hilton] hit me last night for no reason, apparently, at my friend's house, and I didn't know she'd be there, and she hit me, and she hit me with a drink and poured it all over me, and it hurts, and it's not okay." Paris' rep replied that it was Paris and Britney who had a drink thrown at them.

Then on Sunday, as LiLo was getting into a car with Paris and Britney, she told paparazzi: "Paris never hit me. She's my friend. Everyone lies about everything...Please, stop trying to make us hate each other."

Oh, LiLo, get your story straight. Don't get high and talk to the press, and don't have Paris as your enemy when she is making alliances with all her old frenemies (NicRic, Mary Kate). Be careful, homegirl!


Frenemies Forever

Looks like the party train might be over for Paris and Brit Brit. After nearly a week of clubbing, partying and shopping in LA and Vegas, Britney has decided to pull out of co-hosting the Billboard Music Awards with Paris on December 4th. A source a Fox confirms that Brit Brit won't be doing the show anymore and that she did not state why.

Paris decided to hit the party circuit without Britney last night, attending the Volkswagen party for their new compact SUV, the Tiguan, with NicRic.


Buying More Stuff with Simpson Cash

Nick Lachey has become a part owner of the Tacoma Rainiers franchise, the Triple-A affiliate of the Seattle Mariners. This is in addition to the basketball team he is starting with friend A.J. Discala.

His stake makes him one-third owner and active investor in the team. In addition to this, he is "getting ready to go back into the studio for a new album."

I don't know what this photo is from, but I love it. He totally looks like he is auditioning to be on The Bachelorette.


From Pam Anderson's Blog

11/27/2006 Divorce

Yes, it's true. Unfortunately impossible.

11/28/2006 More divorce...
I'm very concerned with the press on mine and Bob's divorce. I know I have people who want to defend me or people who want to defend Bob, but my children can read - and I'd like to resolve this amicably - not fueling fires - and with dignity. Kids don't know the difference between fact and tabloid...does anybody? Truth is Bob is great in many ways - we just don't belong together...we mutually agree. I love my children, he loves his son...we both have wonderful family and friends as support going thru this time.

The Ex-Factor

Brit Brit stopped to fill up on gas with a friend in Santa Monica last night before heading over to Loews hotel for some fun times, while Fed-Ex dined in Beverly Hills with some buddies. Wonder who footed that bill?


Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Daddy's Boy

He has his mama's eyes, but SPF is the spitting image of his daddy.

Off the Market: Heath and Michelle

Heath Ledger has been spotted picking up a marriage license in Brooklyn. Looks like he's ready to make it official with his girlfriend Michelle Williams.

I didn't think these two would last, but they seem to be doing just fine.


Not So Blind Vice

Nicole Richie posted this "Blind Vice" on her MySpace:

What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist?

HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup...

No Wedding Bells...For Now

Cameron Diaz went on the Ellen DeGeners Show wearing some really high heels and a really short dress, and spoke up about why she hasn't gotten married to boyfriend Justin Timberlake.

Ellen: "When (Justin) was on the show I asked him if you were going to get married."

Cameron: "I saw that. You know the answer to that, Ellen. I'm a commitment-phobe. Don't want to do it."

Ellen: "I know, but it's been almost four years now."

Cameron: "Well, we're kind of like married, isn't it?"

Ellen: "Yeah, kind of, without the tax benefits."

Cameron also boasted that, despite not wanting to get married, she has successfully caught 12 bouquets at wedding receptions. Perhaps somebody just isn't asking?


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