Fashion of the Future

Sometimes I look at my mom's old clothes and wonder why shoulder pads were reduced to under the fabric. Anne Hathaway shows us what could have been.

Other uses for this look:

If you have a boyfriend who tends to fall asleep at formal functions, you have a nice dinosauresque spike to deter him from your shoulder.

If you are a fan of Gwar, it is great to find couture that reflects your musical taste.

You're sick of people looking at your cleavage, so you put your humps elsewhere.

You want to show some skin, but it gets chilly! This is the slutty little sister to the "shrug."

Fug Overload!

It's like looking into the future...

HDuff and Cusack on Set

Hilary Duff and John Cusack are currently filming in Bulgaria. She wrote on her blog that she had a new hairdo, so I'm inclined to believe this hot mess is actually her hair. While her role in the film has not been made public, I am leaning towards "teenage prostitute."
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Child Abuse

For real. Let's drop the "Keep KiKi Kute" fund and apply it to the "DON Readers for Ryder" campaign.

Kate Hudson dragged her poor son around Australia where she is filming Fool's Gold opposite her How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days co-star Matthew McConaughey.





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Where in the World is LiLo?

Back to her bad habits. She stopped by Pinkberry and then Gucci to pick up an outfit on Wednesday in Los Angeles. She seems to have forgotten one thing while getting dressed that morning.

When I was driving home last night, a full block of Robertson was closed off and there was a huge red carpet in front of the Ivy. Still don't know what was going on, but somebody fill me in if you know.

Try to Say Something Nice

What do you think of Kelly Clarkson's new hair and style at the CMT Giants Honor Reba McEntire?

Simpson Sisters for Ok!

More of Jessica, this time with sister Ashlee, in London. They spoke to Ok! about being famous, future plans and each other. "You don't have to be what people tell you to be. It's been harder for me to learn that, because I've always been forced one way or the other," says Jessica of what she's taught Ashlee about fame. "Ashlee has always had the freedom to be who she wants to be." Says Ashlee, of her big sis, "She's a fighter and she's always thinking on her toes. People knock her down and she gets back up…"

Illuminating.

They Are Out There!

For Lizzie, my favorite Ginger Kid.

The Old Jessica Returns

Jessica Simpson looks fantastic as she leaves her London hotel to meet up with little sis Ashlee. Nice to see she's getting her groove back.







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DON's Deal

I've been SWAMPED at work lately (no day is ever the same here), but promise to try and give you a good Friday. Last night I enjoyed dinner and games at the Lee's and found my inner Taboo champ. I think only Alexa is as good at board games as my team last night.

Here's a deep thought: If your name was on the top of a Taboo card, what words would be the most common to describe you? I wondered that after seeing Michael J. Fox's card and the words that were most associated with him. I'm way deep, I know.

Happy Friday and Bachelor Recaps went up last night...I hear that Lorenzo has been trolling around NYC with a bunch of different chicks; looks like another mismatched relationship that died before the show finished airing!

From US Weekly

Nicole Richie has entered into a "diagnostic treatment program" to determine why she hasn't been gaining weight. "She's not being treated for an eating disorder. They're trying to figure out why she's not gaining weight."

Another source tells Us that Richie may be suffering from a rare blood disease, and that tests may reveal a connection to her inability to gain weight. In the meantime, shooting of The Simple Life 5, which was scheduled to start next week, will be delayed by at least one week.

Richie's rep, Nicole Perna tells E!, "It is important to Nicole that she achieves this goal in a healthy way as this is not a treatment for an eating disorder."

DON says: LOL! Nice cover story. We remember a time when it wasn't so hard for you to gain weight...

Where in the World is LiLo?

Partying in Hollywood! It's like the girl has given up shopping completely.LiLo hit up Xbox's Gears of War launch party last night. Can you imagine what her calendar looks like? So jealous...

DON's Deal

So the server has been weird all day, they shut it down for a couple hours, and it is now up and still not acting right. Sorry for the delay both on DON and Bachelor Recaps, but this time it really is out of my hands.

Borat does NYC

Sacha Baron Cohen and his fiance Isla Fisher arrive in NY for the premiere of Borat. He is one lucky guy, she's gorgeous! And they are both funny...they'd be the best to go on a double date with.

Stork Delivery: Matt Leinart & Brynn Cameron

Matt Leinart and Brynn Cameron welcomed a son, Cole Cameron Leinart on Tuesday. Matt rushed to California after practice to be there with his son. Congrats!

Something's wrong with the blogger...will keep working on it. Bachelor recaps are almost done.

Guess Who?

An Olsen twin goes dark with her dye job...
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Who's Cuter?

Mischa Barton with her new bangs and Bebe attire OR, as Brian Fellows would say, a big dawg?

Madonna's New Baby

Madonna was on Oprah today to talk about her 13-month old adopted son, David Banda. David now lives with Madonna and Guy Ritchie and is the baby brother to 10-year-old Lourdes and 6-year-old Rocco. He looks so happy!





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WTF: Gwyneth Paltrow

No, no, no! Why skip out on eyeshadow in favor of red eyeliner on your lower lids? She looks like the evil queen in Chronicles of Narnia...

WTF: Nicky Hilton

Woof! What happened to her? Looks like breaking up doesn't suit all celebrities...

Where in the World is LiLo?

Eating at the Ivy, silly! LiLo has to eat here as much as possible so she can get those good shots in for Us Weekly. Not sure who she is joined by, but that wrist bandage hardly looks like it is serving a purpose. Think it's just an attention grabber? I mean, her bodyguard is practically dragging her out by it.

Halloween is Creeping Closer...

I still haven't heard what anybody is going to be yet...



Thanks, Kara and a DON shout-out to all the Littler readers!

You Be the Judge: MKO

Walk of shame or clothes from a shopping with Ashlee Simpson?

DON's Deal

I've had a lot of suggestions that I make DON a MySpace page, so I'm working on that. I know very little about MySpace so bear with me, but you can join up here. Thanks!

Say It Isn't So

Can it be? The creature of my nightmares? Did Mothface and Scarlett morph into one horrific she-beast?



















And they took Gisele down with them!

A Simpson Photoshoot

Papa Joe: Ashlee! I specifically laid out a sequined bra and mini skirt for you to wear to this event. Why do I even bother putting you on a restrictive diet when you keep wearing baggy clothes? What is this garbage?

Ashlee: Dad, I hate being your dress-up doll. I'm not Jessica. I'm totally grunge and cool--Fergie said so. Now I'm here and smiling for the cameras so get off my back!

Papa Joe: At least sit down so we don't have to see your whole nasty outfit. And cover yourself up with those extensions I had put in. Let's see some smiles and some shoes!

Ashlee: Dad, can't you land me something better to endorse? I mean, Sketchers? Really? Why not just put me in some L.A. Gear high-tops and call it a day?Papa Joe: I'm sick of your lip! If you don't give a really happy face, you'll be selling acne products and edible makeup like your sister!
Papa Joe: Damn you, Ashlee! You're worth less to me than Ryan Cabrera.

Ashlee: I'll show you. Just wait until Fergie takes me shopping for fake bangs and what she calls "everyday can be Halloween" chic. I'll be the poster girl for drag queens everywhere and I won't have to wear Sketchers to do it!

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Every Little Girls Dream

Brooke Hogan celebrated her cd launch last night and she bought the best dress she could find at Guess. Complete the look with plastic heels and Dennis Rodman as your star-power date and how could you go wrong?

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Circling the Drain: Vivica A. Fox

Vivica A. Fox will star with Kevin Federline in a "hardcore musical" produced by Sticky Fingaz called "Caught On Tape." The musical features a guy who secretly videotapes his mother's boyfriend plotting a crime and promises to be filled with loads of violence, sex, drama, and action. The producer told The Sun: "It's the first time this has ever been done. Kev Fed is going to be in it, it's his acting debut. He's really cool, he's dope."

Now, I know I've lamented the decline of Vivica's career (and face) many times, but this really kills me. I can't say enough how much I loved her in Two Can Play at That Game. Then she got kind of crazy, dated 50 Cent, got loads of facial injections, and is now being cast in a "hardcore musical."

You're killing me, here.

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