I am sparing you all from the close-ups, but Sharon Stone wore a completely see-through dress (and, of course, no bra) to the opening of a Dior store. Old naked boobies and a hairy dead carcass wrapped around you do not a fashion statement make.
Most of you know that I have very vivid dreams every night, frequently with celebrities involved. Last night I dreamt I found Sharon Stone lying on the side of the road and not moving. I tried to wake her up and when I did she couldn't speak properly and her face was all contorted. At first I thought she was drunk, but then I realized she'd had a stroke. It was a weird dream.