Friday, October 20, 2006

Sharon Stone is my Nightmare...Literally



I am sparing you all from the close-ups, but Sharon Stone wore a completely see-through dress (and, of course, no bra) to the opening of a Dior store. Old naked boobies and a hairy dead carcass wrapped around you do not a fashion statement make.

Most of you know that I have very vivid dreams every night, frequently with celebrities involved. Last night I dreamt I found Sharon Stone lying on the side of the road and not moving. I tried to wake her up and when I did she couldn't speak properly and her face was all contorted. At first I thought she was drunk, but then I realized she'd had a stroke. It was a weird dream.

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Stork Double Delivery


Melissa Etheridge and her partner Tammy welcomed twins on Tuesday. Miller Steven and his sister Johnnie Rose join Melissa's two children with former partner Julie Cypher. The couple used an anonymous donor from a sperm bank.


Congrats!

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Shiloh's Filling Up Her Passport


Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was the only one of the Pitt-Jolie children who had yet to be seen while the family is in India, but she made her debut in her mom's arms. I can't imagine traveling with a 4-month-old through the streets of India. She sure doesn't look happy about it.

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Off the Wagon: Keith Urban

Country singer and newlywed Keith Urban, 38, checked into a rehab center last night with Nicole Kidman by his side.

"I deeply regret the hurt this has caused Nicole and the ones that love and support me. One can never let one's guard down on recovery and I'm afraid that I have. With the strength and unwavering support I am blessed to have from my wife, family and friends, I am determined and resolved to a positive outcome."

This is not his first time in rehab and wrote the song "You're Not My God," from his 2002 album Golden Road about his battle with drug addiction. It has been rumored that there was a clause in the couple's prenuptial agreement that Keith forfeited certain assets if he ever began using again. That sure didn't last long. Why are so many stars going back to their bad ways? It's surprising that in the honeymoon stages of marriage he's already messed up enough to need rehab. Not a good start...


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Hurry, She Needs Your Help!

The Keep KiKi Kute fund must be formed now! Her movie was released today and already Kirsten Dunst is starting to slip back into her old ways. She is weaning herself off of stylists and back into her grungy self...save her while we still can!

More Latina Love: Eva Mendes



On being the youngest sibling in her family by 10 years and being conceived after a brief separation between her parents: "I'm the product of makeup sex!"

On her longtime boyfriend writer, director and producer George Garurevich: "I'm a little uncomfortable talking about him. I'm a very open person, but he's a very private person. I don't want to disrespect him. I love him to pieces; he's my rock. Thank God he's not an actor. I used to date actors. Somebody in the relationship has got to be stable."

Laughing about herself and actress cliches: "I live in the Hollywood Hills; I eat sushi with half the rice; I'm buying a hybrid SUV and now I want to produce."

On growing up in the Los Angeles area: "Even though I was in LA, I had a pretty insular upbringing. We were very working-class, very normal. I was too scared my mother or brother would catch me making out with my boyfriend and literally kill me, to act out. Also, until 17, my nose seemed big, my teeth bigger, and I was 80 pounds with short short hair. I was way too insecure to be an actress. I wasn't comfortable in my own skin until later."

When she's not working: "I have no trouble laying in bed for 14 hours. I'm not joking. I think sleeping is one of the most amazing things ever. I can go 14 to 15 straight hours with no breaks. I could sleep you out, dude! Eight is so yesterday! I have a very intimate relationship with my subconscious."

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Where in the World is LiLo?



Finally out of the Chateau Marmont, where she lived for over a year...imagine that bill!

What she reportedly left behind:

  • mounds of designer clothes
  • copies of the New York Post
  • a collection of worn-out BlackBerries
  • a bottle of Tanqueray

Obviously she doesn't care for Tanqueray because she'd never leave behind a good bottle of booze. Notice how they found no coke?

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Something to Talk About



Hilary Duff hits up an ATM in Woodland Hills. Check out her golden cell phone. Love it or hate it? I can say, without a doubt, that I hate those jeans.

WTF: Eva Longoria



This is what Eva Longoria wore to Hyde to get her dance and drink on. Granny shawl? Ill-fitting tube dress? Summer wedges? Where is Robert Verdi when she needs him?


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Hot Couple of the Minute: Brody and LC


Brody Jenner is proving NicRic right when she called him a publicity whore. He has gone to People magazine to say that he and LC are "seeing each other. I don't know what you consider dating, but we're seeing each other, we're having a great time with it. She's an amazing girl. That's all there is to say. She's fun to be around. She's sweet. She's kind. There's nothing bad to say about her."

Is it really so hard to define what dating is? Maybe if he had a brain cell it wouldn't be such a challenge. The two attended Wednesday's Rock & Republic fashion show at the Area, which I just figured out is stumbling distance from my apartment...I'm so there!

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Thursday, October 19, 2006

Jessica is my Homegirl

I love Jessica Alba, she's so fierce! I bet if I met her and said that she was awesome she'd punch me in the face. Then I probably wouldn't like her as much, but I would have a cool story to tell.

I'm sorry, it's happy hour in the office and I can't help myself when I get paid to drink and blog.


Where in the World is LiLo?


Partying at Hyde. Fresh back from Paris, LiLo hit up the night scene at the hottest nightclub in L.A. Not her best outfit. If ever there was a picture caught at the wrong moment, see above. She looks huge!

WTF: Zooey Deschanel

I love her, but what is she wearing? She's like a little girl who want to put on every accessory in her closet even though they don't match. And to wear this to LA Fashion Week? For shame.

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

I feel really awful for making DAK cry over the impossibility of her future with Dr. George O'Malley, so I thought I'd make it up to her with a plug for my new favorite show.
Making the Team: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders is the best combination of 600 beauty queens, dancers, and wannabes competing for the coveted spot on the squad. There's loads of girl drama from being told they are too fat to wear the uniform to military style boot camps and kickline drills, this show has it all. And the girls have to do it all wearing almost nothing, with a smile and a yes m'am. Catch it on CMT on constant re-runs; you won't be disappointed.

Danity Kane on Regis & Kelly

I feel bad for them, there isn't much you can do to make this song good live. And that is some BIG HAIR Aubrey is rocking!

Polltastic!

Sorry I've been neglecting the polls. It's a tie for who you most want to find love this season on Grey's Anatomy. Both Izzie and Alex deserve a special someone...maybe they'll rekindle?

Thanks for voting!

LOL: Paris Hilton



Just looking at this poster cracks me up. She could not look worse and is now getting slammed in the papers for trying to skip out on the movie's premiere (understandably).

No Room in That Closet!


RJ Helton from season 1 of American Idol came out while being interviewed on a radio show this week. Not that this should surprise anybody, but maybe he'll give some courage to Clay!






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Out of the Closet: T.R. Knight


"I guess there have been a few questions about my sexuality, and I'd like to quiet any unnecessary rumors that may be out there. While I prefer to keep my personal life private, I hope the fact that I'm gay isn't the most interesting part of me."

-T.R. Knight to People

More problems on the Grey's set as it has been revealed that during the fight between Isaiah Washington and Patrick Dempsey last week, Isaiah yelled out, "I'm not your little faggot like (name deleted)." I'm sure we can guess who he was referring to. What an ahole!

KiKi and Jason on TRL

Kirsten Dunst and Jason Schwartzman went on TRL to promote Marie Antoinette. Despite the awful reviews for the movie, I still really want to see it. Kiki hasn't worked in awhile and I used to like her, bad teeth and all. It makes me happy to see her being groomed by another and I wish I could fund a Keep Kiki Kute charity. It would benefit us all.

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Off the Market: Dougray and Claire


Dougray Scott, 40, has proposed to his girlfriend of 10 months, Claire Forlani, 35. Dougray is currently on Desperate Housewives as a love interest for Teri Hatcher. Claire has a recurring role on CSI.

The rumor is that Dougray left his wife and kids for Claire. He has twins, a boy and a girl, who were born in 1998 and is best friends with Ethan Hawke, who probably helped him deal with the guilt of cheating on his wife.





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Alien World Domination



Posh wants to share her infinite fashion wisdom with the world. You, too, can soon dress like Victoria when she launches her family style website DVBstyle.com on October 30th. She is promoting her jewelry in Tokyo and Paris and preparing for the release of her new book.

While a little odd, I do like a lot of what Posh puts on. However, I would not go promoting my sense of style with so-yesterday black nail polish and cheetah heels paired with a pinkish white satin dress. She looks a mess.

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MKO Hearts Fashion and Cigs

Mary Kate Olsen spent some time with Tsubi CEO Greg Chait. Wonder if she'll be doing some modeling for them? She has started to let go of her baggy look by just showing her legs as of late, but it is a start. And, dude, she smokes Marlboro, not even PFunks...she's hardcore.

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Tink and Granny's Day of Fun


Old Lady Face Paris Hilton spent some time shopping with a wad of hundos in Malibu yesterday. She hit up Planet Blue, which is where Brit Brit made her first shopping trip since the birth of SPF 2, then headed over to the pet shop at the shopping center across the street with poor Tinkerbell, who is shockingly naked and walking on the dirty ground instead of being her constant arm accessory. Wonders never cease.

DON's Deal

Last night I had dinner at Koi with some friends. As we arrived there was a photog waiting for the special people and we saw David Spade leaving, looking like a homeless midget and driving away in a POS car...he must have been rolling low pro, but it was definitely him and perhaps his bodyguard along for the ride. I love meeting DON readers who always go, "Oh, YOU'RE DON?" It's like my secret identity or something.

Smooches,
D.O.N.

P.S. The Bachelor Recaps are posted for the week. Enjoy and don't cry for Erica, she shall make her triumphant return next week!

When Love Died


Jessica Simpson speaks about how she decided to leave Nick while in Africa with Project Smile:

"I went there on our three-year wedding anniversary. He stayed home. On that day, everything became so clear. I was in hospitals with all these sick kids, and I was looking at the beauty of this whole different world. I just knew I needed to find something more in my life - on my own. I prayed, then looked up at the sky, and I'd never seen this before - it was a double rainbow. It was the most gorgeous thing ever. From that moment on, I've listened to Judy Garland's 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' every single day."

That is the queso! I know that Jessica is being her own publicist right now, but somebody needs to muzzle her and leave the kids out of it.

Where in the World is LiLo?

Paris! She put on her most stylish wrist guard cover and attended the opening of Tommy Hilfiger's store. She looks quite preggo and tacky in this dress and that makeup. Brit Brit would be proud.















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1TH Does Maxim

The ladies of One Tree Hill, minus Bethany Joy Lenz, have posed together for an upcoming issue of Maxim. It's cool that they are getting this recognition, but these pics are way blah, no? But I love this show. That red head is the new Brenda Walsh...

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Baby Shower for Spidey Baby



Tobey Maguire's fiance and future-baby-mama Jennifer Meyer had a baby shower for 50 at her parent's house in Malibu. Among the celebrities in attendance were newly single Nicky Hilton, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Kate Hudson, Demi Moore, Bryce Dallas Howard, and Jennifer Garner.

Tobey popped in for the last half hour and was greeted with kisses from all the well-wishers.

I've gotta say it...that is going to be one ugly kid.

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Paris for ANTM



Did you guys see America's Next Top Model last week? Melrose was a circus freak called "Old Lady Face" on a young body. Paris totally stole that idea for her look at JT's William Rast show yesterday.

The Prestige Premiere

The Prestige starring Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale has opened to terrible reviews, despite starring two wonderful male leads and having a talented director behind it. Such awful review brings out not-so-famous celebs for premiere night. Piper Perabo came in a Hefty Cinch-Sack, while Minnie Driver continues to own her bad taste. I love that about her. She consistently looks like she is trying and proud of that, but never gets it right.

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Wanna Rock Your Body?


Justin Timberlake is coming to a town near you!

8-Jan-07 San Diego @ iPayOne Center
9-Jan-07 Anaheim @ Honda Center
12-Jan-07 Sacramento @ ARCO Arena
14-Jan-07 Phoenix @ Glendale Arena
16-Jan-07 Los Angeles @ Staples Center
17-Jan-07 Fresno @ Savemart Center
27-Jan-07 St. Paul @ Xcel Energy Center
30-Jan-07 Toronto @ Air Canada Centre
31-Jan-07 Montreal @ Bell Centre
2-Feb-07 Washington @ Verizon Center
3-Feb-07 Cleveland @ Quicken Loans Arena
6-Feb-07 Boston @ TD Banknorth Garden
7-Feb-07 New York City @ Madison Square Garden
18-Feb-07 Buffalo @ HSBC Arena
22-Feb-07 Tampa @ St. Pete Times Forum
24-Feb-07 Miami @ American Airlines Arena
25-Feb-07 Fort Lauderdale @ BankAtlantic Center
27-Feb-07 Atlanta @ Philips Arena
1-Mar-07 New Orleans @ New Orleans Arena
3-Mar-07 Bossier City @ CenturyTel Center
4-Mar-07 Houston @ Toyota Center
5-Mar-07 Dallas @ American Airlines Center
8-Mar-07 Omaha @ Qwest Center
9-Mar-07 Ames @ Hilton Coliseum
16-Mar-07 Nashville @ Gaylord Entertainment Center
18-Mar-07 Charlottesville @ John Paul Jones Arena
19-Mar-07 Pittsburgh @ Mellon Arena
21-Mar-07 Uniondale @ Nassau Coliseum
24-Mar-07 Uncasville @ Mohegan
27-Mar-07 Philadelphia @ Wachovia Center
29-Mar-07 East Rutherford @ Continental Airlines Arena

Brit Brit Slimming Down


Us Weekly is reporting that Britney Spears has already lost more than 25 lbs since the birth of her second child five weeks ago. According to an employee at the store, she gushed that she was "a whole new size – an 8," and needed "all new clothes."

The rag claims Brit Brit's weight jumped from 120 to 160 during the pregnancy, but I don't think she weighed 120 during her super-fit pre-pregnancy days. Either way, 160 plus a baby ain't all that bad!

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