Friday, October 13, 2006

Potential Couples?

DJ AM and Michelle Trachenburg:

The two had lunch together at Urth Cafe on Melrose. AM had on jeans, a black tee and black Nikes to match the black eye he’s been sporting lately, while Michelle was in a jersey dress and striped sweater. The low-key duo snagged a corner table by the window split a tortilla soup.

Adam Levine and Jessica Biel:

Have been spotted together twice as of late. This maybe-couple cracks me up! Jessica could bench press Adam.

Stork Delivery: Madonna

After denying, denying, denying, Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie have confirmed that they are adopting a 1-year-old boy named David from Malawi. They left the country on Friday without the child, but have confirmed the adoption plans.

This will be their third child. Congrats!

More LiLo

Apparently Sidekick is still celebrating their 3rd version of the Sidekick and LiLo is still interested in helping them get rid of booze. She hit up the party, as did Paris and Jenny McCarthy.

Scarlett for Vanity Fair

Scarlett Johansson must spend every other day shooting a fashion magazine spread. I wonder if it's fun or just another annoying day of being beautiful, rich, and famous. Probably the later...


Where in the World is LiLo?

Don't know, but she is happy! I haven't seen this girl smile in weeks. Not sure about the sunglasses at night...maybe she's happy for illegal reasons, but it's nice to see her show her teeth without growling at the cameramen.

Stalkerazzi for Real!

Hilary Duff and her boyfriend Joel Madden have filed claims that their lives are in danger due to stalking and communications from a homeless man and a paparazzi. 19-year-old Russian emigre Max came to the United States "for the sole purpose of meeting and becoming romantically involved with Ms. Duff, admitted to being 'obsessed' with her, has stated his intention of 'removing' his 'enemies' (i.e., those who prevent him from being with her), has stated his intention of purchasing a weapon, and has threatened to kill himself and to engage in dramatic actions to get her attention." Max "has stated his belief that Hilary is in love with him and that Joel Madden stands in their way."

The court documents also claim David Joseph Klein, a 50-year-old celebrity photographer who is roommates with Max, is also a threat. The documents state, "Over the past six weeks, the defendants have engaged in an accelerated effort to make contact with Hilary, including visits to her neighborhood, to her mother's home, to her boyfriend's neighborhood ... to Mr. Madden's concert venue, and direct calls to Hilary's manager." According to the documents, the police detained Max at least once at one of Madden's concerts and questioned Klein at the same event. The stars are requesting a judge to order Max and David Joseph Klein to stay at least 100 yards away from Hilary Duff, her sister Haylie, Joel Madden and his twin brother Benji.

Creepy! Stay safe, Hil Duff!

Hot Couple of the Minute: LC and Brody

Playa got skillz!! Brody Jenner proves himself a reality show whore by hooking up with his ex-girlfriend Kristin's frenemy LC Conrad. The two had dinner last night at Mel's Diner (drunk or cheap date, you decide).

Dirty dirty, naughty naughty! I love it!


Thursday, October 12, 2006


Need an afternoon laugh? Enjoy some vintage Brian Fellow's Safari Planet.

"He's a flying squirrel."
"Was he scared to fly after 9/11?"
"I don't think he knew about that."
"It was all in the papers!"

I Belong To Me

Finally she's looking a little better. It's so dramatic watching her cut off fake hair...I'd cry too knowing I had 5 more hours in the chair to get them reattached to my head. And she totally looks like Courtney Love after her self-makeover.

How's that Closet You're Living in?

Yesterday was National Coming Out Day, but some stars didn't get the memo... Tom Cruise
Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey
Ryan Seacrest
Jodie Foster
Clay Aiken
Jessica Biel
Big Gay Al Reynolds
Toothy Tile

Who Wears it Worst?

Bangs are making a comeback once more. I admit to falling for this and have tried the long rocker bangs (not bowl cut like below) with no success several times. While none of these look good, who made the worst choice with their fringe?


It Was Just A Matter of Time

48-yr-old Michael Jackson stepped out in St Tropez in full drag. In a floppy sunhat, three inch pointed heels, skinny fit women’s jeans and fluorescent orange purse, Michael strolled around accompanied by his three poor children. He is shown here accompanied by (we suspect) his 8-yr-old daughter Paris, who was out for the first time without a hat and veil, but still dressed in matching wardrobe with her father.

This is nothing new for Michael, who has been wearing drag a lot lately. During a trip to Ireland earlier this year, he arrived at Cork airport under layers of effeminate scarves and drapes.
And in January he wore an abaya - traditional garb for Muslim women - in the Arab state of Bahrain where he has been based for the past 12 months. Most recently, he was reportedly found dressed as a woman and applying makeup in the ladies' room during a recent shopping trip, of which his rep just said he "accidentally went in the wrong room."

Somebody please get help for these kids! For the sake of fashion, if nothing else!


DON be Jammin'

Here's what I'm listening to right now:

"Chain Hang Low" by Young Jibbs
"Losing My Way" by Justin Timberlake
"Right Where You Want Me" by Jesse McCartney
"Shortie Like That" by Chris Brown and Bow Wow
"Smack That" by Akon and Eminem
"Pose" by Justin Timberlake and Snoop
"Too Little Too Late" by JoJo
"Delicious" by Fergie and Will.I.Am
"Worst Day Since Yesterday" by Flogging Molly
"Me & U Remix" by Cassie and Ray J
"Ring the Alarm" by Beyonce
"Get Up" by Ciara feat. Chamillionaire

What am I missing out on?

Last night I had a very vivid dream where I met Justin at one of his concerts and he told me he was marrying Cameron Diaz over the holidays. He didn't seem really happy about it, more like it was time to do it.

We'll see if I'm right...

This is What Desperation Looks Like

Shanna Moakler participates in a Smirnoff Artic Berry promotion in New York where she rode a fake iceburg down the river and basically cemented her future as the next Tara Reid.

She also kept it mature, telling Page Six how much she hates Paris Hilton because she is only interested in publicity stunts; nothing like what Shanna is doing right here in these pictures...pot/kettle, beeyotch!


Caption This

I have way too many thoughts running through my head when I look at this picture of Paris Hilton holding a dog at a pet store in Hollywood on Tuesday. I'll let you guys do the talking...


Wouldn't It Rock?

Wouldn't she make a lovely bride? Jessica Alba almost took the plunge years ago with her Dark Angel co-star...but fortunately realized she was way too young for that.

Here is what would be my dream couple, her plus Chris Evans, acting out a wedding scene for Fantastic Four 2. Unfortunately, he's just giving her away as he plays her brother. I guess Jessica didn't have to dye her hair this time around since she's been photographed all over town with her natural brown locks. Good thing!


DON's Deal

Sorry I haven't been able to post the Bachelor Recaps, I know you guys are dying to hear more about the gem that is Erica...I got up early this morning to try again and again to get those pics working, but something is wrong with the server and has been for a couple days. The recaps take forever to post for some reason, so it's really hard for me to do them at work. But I'll post it as soon as the server is capable of handling my trash-mouthed diatribe.

Logan left me a voicemail last night with yet another celeb sighting: Hilary Duff on a flight from Chicago to L.A. looking especially skinny and with one very large bodyguard. She's becoming such an Olsen, no?

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Still On: Jen and Vince

Word is that Jennifer Aniston appeared at Harpo studios today to tape a segment with Oprah. People lucky enough to be in the audience claim that she confirmed that she and Vince Vaughn are still together and that she never had breast implants. Wait, what? Who thought she had breast implants?

The woman Vince was photographed with was produce Kate Packenham, who he is working with. Doesn't make those photos look any less suspicious!



Will Ferrell spoke to The Toronto Star about the possibility of revisting his "Ron Burgundy" character.

"I would love to do a sequel. I was thinking, all of a sudden, for no reason, he's a European correspondent and has to do foreign languages which he knows nothing about."

Currently, Will is prepping for the film Step Brothers, which will reunite him with Talledega Nights co-star John C. Reilly as two spoiled brats whose parents marry, sparking a competition between the two brothers.

The Toronto Star goes on to suggest that Ferrell and Adam McKay (his business partner) might be willing to "put (Step Brothers) on the back burner and get going on an Anchorman sequel."

I adored Anchorman. "Everybody come see how good I look!"

A Barbie Girl

Jessica Simpson finally found time to spend getting her hair done with Ken Paves instead of just fake-dating him. And she went from her golden blonde short 'do to a really fake looking Farrah Fawcett weave. Voting time: did you dig her more natural style or her pretty n' plastic look?

The Rebirth of the Playboy Club

Last night at the Plms Casino Resort's Fantasy Tower, Playboy opened it's first new club in 25 years. More than 50 Playmates, as well as Paris Hilton, Jenna Jameson, Criss Angel, David Blaine, Tony Curtis, Robin Leach, Luke Wilson, Jared Padalecki, Lisa Guerrero, Eric Balfour, Benjamin McKenzie, and many more joined Hef and the Girls Next Door in Las Vegas for the grand opening of the state-of-the-art casino-lounge.

Kendra, once my favorite of the three girlfriends, is getting arrogant with her newfound fame. Doesn't she look ridiculous in her booty denim diaper and platform flip-flops? That girl could at least try to dress her part.

Where in the World is LiLo

Partying! Once again LiLo has defended her lifestyle, saying that if she was partying too much, her mom would stop her. Dina Lohan is a raging party machine that calls herself the white Oprah, claims she is meant for George Clooney, and probably takes advantage of LiLo's fame at every chance she gets. Why stop her?

And, Lindsay, please...embrace the fact that you are a party girl, we love it!

NicRic News

The guy NicRic has been spotted around with is a fashion editor for French magazine Citizen K. Samuel Plouchart is reportedly not gay and had a fling with NicRic right before she started hanging out with Brody Jenner.

In frenemy news, as DON predicted, it is being said that she has reconnected with Paris Hilton in order to complete the last year of their contract for The Simple Life. The show's executive producer, Jon Murray, was threatening to put the duo on a "deserted island with a bunch of survivalists" for the forthcoming season when they called a truce and agreed to appear side-by-side in the show.

Paris now says, "I love Nicole, and I'm so glad we're friends again. I missed her, she's like my sister - we've known each other 23 years. I'm glad we can put the feud behind us. I'm really happy she's back in my life."



MK Moves On

Mary Kate Olsen spent some time in Paris with her (reported) new boyfriend. He is so her type...just like Stavros with the long hair and that Eurotrash vibe. Don't you wonder why with all that money and for being a cute girl, she has such issues? Child star syndrome??


Tara Talks About Bad Boobies

Tara Reid has spoken to Us Weekly about her crap boob job and liposuction that left her looking like a bigger piece of trash than ever before. She underwent reconstructive surgery on Sept 6, 2006, to repair the damage done by her 2004 joint implant-liposuction procedure.

On why she had plastic surgery in the first place:
"I got my breasts done for the first time because my breasts were uneven. I was a 34-B, but the right one was always bigger than the left. I weigh 110 pounds now, but I always used to fluctuate by 10 pounds, so my skin was kind of saggy. I figured, I'm in Hollywood, I'm getting older, I'm going to fix them."

On what went wrong:
"First of all, I asked for big Bs, and he did not give me big Bs. He gave me Cs, and I didn't want them. At all. Right after the surgery, I had some bumps along the edges of my nipples, but the doctor said, 'Don't worry, it's going to be better.' But after six months of 'it's going to get better,' it started to get worse and worse."

On being intimate:
"Guys I was dating would be like, 'What's wrong with them? They look really bad. You know, you should really get them fixed.' So embarrassing. I mean, you definitely need to turn off the lights, that's for sure."

On getting lipo:
"I got lipo because even though I was skinny, I wanted - I'm not going to lie - a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing."

LOL! Guys she was dating...yeah right! Even her one-night stands thought she was too gross to look at with the lights on. I love how she announces her current weight in there, just in case anybody still thought of her as the girl with all the cellulite from Taradise. Way to show them!


News in a Flash

A Malawian man claiming that Madonna has adopted his one-year-old son, David, whose mother died a month after childbirth. After initially denying the reports, the singer's rep stating she is "unable to make any official statement at this time."

"I don't do nudity. I just don't."--Jessica Alba revealing to Elle magazine that it ain't gonna happen.

Soon-to-be-ex-husband of Hilary Swank actor Chad Lowe has signed on to join the cast of Fox's 24. He's finallly acting again!

Mel Gibson told Diane Sawyer that he hasn't had a drink in 65 days.

Diddy teaming with Burger King to promote the number two fast-food chain's efforts to reach out into the entertainment, music and fashion world. The rap mogul stating the company shares his "passion for being tastemakers and giving the people what they want." LOL!

Rapper Cassidy is still in critical condition at a New Jersey hospital after he was involved in a major car crash last week in which he broke almost every bone in his face.

Ellen Barkin has sold off her jewelry from her six-year marriage to Ron Perelman through Christie's for more than $20 million dollars. Who needs alimony?

ABC bringing back Extreme Makeover (the house edition) on Oct. 20th.

Celeb sightings: Logan and Katherine called last night to say Orlando Bloom was at Chateau Marmont with his dog who was barking up a storm. Also there was Cisco Adler, who they say is actually cute in person.

DON's Deal: Hung out with a bunch of cool chicas last night and talked about Running with Scissors. The movie is going to rock if it is as crazy as the book. Bible dips are the new Ouija board!

Cockfight!: McDreamy and Burke

Patrick Dempsey and Isaiah Washington got into a fight that almost resulted in punches thrown on the set of Grey's Anatomy yesterday. According to Washington, "We were like two baseball players . . . nose-to-nose. We had a difference of opinions while working on set but we've resolved it."

A few hours later, the two were sitting side by side at a script read-through. Boys are so tame...they should've gone straight to US Weekly and said what a fathead the other was.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Love in Hollywood

Jessica Alba and her boyfriend Cash Warren know the secrets to staying a couple in Hollywood: keeping fit and shopping in bulk at aahs!


Blue Skies...

Mandy Moore is pulling her best "Clark Kent" routine at LAX. Surely the paparazzi won't recognize her if she wears fugly Buddy Holly glasses, right?

Wrong! Homegirl should never have given up Zach Braff. She's looked grey as a cloud lately and it's for lack of laughin' and lovin', I'm sure.


Brooke Hogan for FHM

Amazingly, Brooke Hogan has landed the cover of FHM magazine. Both amazing in that the Hulkster would allow this and that Brooke would qualify. She's a living definition of money can't buy class.

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