Friday, August 18, 2006

Defying Nature

Most moths don't like neither sunlight nor water, yet Penelope Cruz defies all rules of nature by showing herself in the light of day off the coast of Ibiza on Monday.

Yo, what's she doing with that shower hose?


WTF: Eva Longoria

New photo from a shoot Eva Longoria did for Maxim.


You Like Me, You Really Like Me!

Dearest D.O.N. readers,

I'm thrilled to learn that Day Old News just had our 50,000th page hit. Wow! Who knew so many people loved celebrity nonsense as much as us? Thanks to all the loyal readers and for all the comments--they keep us going!

And special thanks to LiLo for giving us something to talk about day in and day out.


Big Guns

Owen Wilson wants to nip the rumors about him and Kate Hudson in the bud He has hired Hollywood heavyweight attorney Martin Singer, who has also represented Star Jones, to slap a lawsuit on anyone who goes so far to suggest the actor is responsible for Kate's marriage split.

Hit me with your best shot!


Partying with Paris

Paris continues to celebrate the launch of her cd. Following her party in South Beach, she held a celebration at Marquee in New York last night.

In other Paris news, she has landed herself a new TV show in which will attempt to find the best looking pooch. America’s Cutest Pup will have Paris and Tinkerbell hosting. Auditions for the show start next month.

PS guess who is going to Paris' cd launch party in L.A. tonight...


Brit Brit in People

Here are the pics from the newest issue of People magazine to go along with yesterday's story about Brit Brit's second pregnancy. Her black hair actually suits her here.


Gimme a Break

Christina Aguilera went by "Xtina" for her Dirrty album. Now she wants to be known as "Baby Jane," as she feels it fits her persona for her upcoming "Back to Basics" album.

You can't make up your own nickname! That's stupid.


Bad Boys

Haley Joel Osment has been charged with three misdemeanors including driving under the influence, the Los Angeles district attorney said on Thursday. He was in a serious car accident on July 20th where the 18 year old's blood alcohol was double the legal limit (at 0.16). Additionally, he was charged for possession of marijuana while driving and being under the age of 21 and driving with a .05 percent blood alcohol content. Another child star cliche come true!


Wedding Bells Again

Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson have had their third wedding celebration, this time in Nashville, Tennesee. The ceremony, which took place yesterday, featured Pam in a white Juicy mini-dress and Kid in a white tank top. After the ceremony, he performed "Sweet Home Alabama" and "Family Tradition." Yeah, sounds about what I'd expect.


He's A Believer

While his wife is out clubbing, Travis Barker prefers riding his bike around Santa Monica. The divorce continues to go badly for the two, as Travis has admitted that he now believes in the MTV curse.


The Boys Are Back

The Backstreet Boys, minus Brian, got together on Wednesday in LA to celebrate Howie's birthday and raise money for Lupus. Kevin officially quit the group earlier this year, but there is obviously no bad blood. Chances are that Nick Carter will be trying the solo thing once again after his reality series hits E! this Fall.


Movin' On

It's easy to see why Chris Klein moved on from ex-fiancee Katie Holmes to current co-star Ginnifer Goodwin--they look a lot alike! Yes, he looks more slimy than usual here, but they are on the set of Day Zero, currently filming in New York.

Oh, and can you say cankles?


I Dream Of Lancer

Lance Bass and his boyfriend Reichen Lehmkuhl (who I will now refer to as "Lancer" so I never have to spell that out again) goofed around at Camp Heartland in Malibu, a retreat by kids affected by AIDS.

So last night I had the weirdest dream that my friend Brittany was really good family friends with Reichen. I told her I really wanted to meet Lance and that I loved NSYNC. She told Reichen and got me invited to a dinner party with them. We ended up getting smashed and swimming in the pool with our clothes on and Brittany was mad at me for acting like a fool, but Lance and I were bff. Don't even ask me what this means...I just woke up and was still thinking about it when I saw this pic.


Where in the World is LiLo?

Showing us a pic behind the story! Here she is at Smashbox Studios on Tuesday strutting in the parking lot in between takes for an InStyle shoot. Ok, so it isn't a tu-tu outfit but it is gauzy and flowy. She looks happy here, but I was also told she throwing a tantrum, which I still believe. Love it!


Thursday, August 17, 2006

Daddy Dearest

Jude Law hangs out with his kids while on vacay. He seems like a much better dad than he is boyfriend. I'm sorry to see that he is wearing clamdiggers and the most heinous trainers I've ever seen. And that he's passed the love of manpris on to his son.

Last night I was staring at the waiter and D goes, "What is it? Is it his manpris?" Love that she knew just what I was thinking...

Jack Black doesn't seem to fear the public eye upon his little one as he strolls through Santa Barbara with his little one in tow. Are you watching, KFed?


Back to the Studio

Brit Brit hits the recording studio yet again with SPF in tow. Damn, he's cute...unlike her favorite pair of boxers. Sean should pose for Baby Gap.

Just once I'd like to see Kevin out and about with his son.


Keep Steppin'

Shanna Moakler does little to dispel her husband's allegations that she goes out and gets drunk all the time, while she insists she is a great mom. She went clubbing with Dancing with the Stars pro Cheryl Burke Tuesday night. I'll bet she is loving all this press.

PS Out of curiosity, I looked up to see what former Miss USA Shanna's talent would be unfair if she was already a dancer. Apparently, Miss USA doesn't even have a talent category. Go figure. She totally could have killed it with her sign language skillz.


WTF: Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria struts her stuff on the set of Desperate Housewives, season 3. This dress is horrific! Is anybody tuning in to this for the upcoming season? I dropped out last year.


Paris in New York

Paris Hilton takes NY by storm yesterday. She flew there from Miami where she held a cd release party. Tomorrow night she'll be back in L.A. throwing yet another release party.

Ok, what do we think of the belt? I think it looks like a girdle or back brace, but they seem to be all the rage...


Back to Business

Speaking of returning to a fighting weight after birth, Katie Holmes is looking much better as she exits Barneys New York in Bev Hills yesterday. Shopping was her fav activity leading up to Suri's arrival and looks like she's ready to have at it again. Wonder when that wedding will finally happen?


Return of the Alba

Jessica Alba has been MIA for weeks now and I hate it. Then these photos surface where she is just killing it! She totally could have done high fashion modeling. Put this girl on America's Next Top Model stat!

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America's Got Talent, David Hasselhoff

So the lucky lady singing with the Hoff in this video is yet another successful MV high school alum. We may soon see a battle between Laurie and Bree Turner for the most awesome Hollywood career for an MV grad.
[Thanks, Sia]


The show you'd have liked to see go on forever was Sex and the City, with 90210 not far behind.

So for this week's poll, "which character do you relate to most," try to be honest with yourself...if you are a "Miranda," so be it. If you are a dude, vote for which of these four ladies you'd do. Thanks for voting!

PS Thanks so much for all the fun emails yesterday. I was laughing over all the stories sent my way! As always, email me at

Gwyneth Reborn

Gwyneth Paltrow has finally emerged as the beauty she is, instead of as granola! She looks lovely here as she leaves a hotel holding her son, Moses.

Last night as I was having champagne at the W (yes, I had to say that because it was so awesome), we were discussing how the trend of getting back in shape super quickly after pregnancies seems to not be as important anymore. Remember how crazy it was for Sarah Jessica Parker, Kate Hudson, Heidi Klum, and Denise Richards? Moms seem happy to deal with that in their own good time and it's kind of nice, albeit less fun to talk about!


Drew Grows Up

Drew Barrymore is one of those stars that seems to have been A list for a million years. She may do movies that are bad sometimes, but she is never really out of the spotlight. And despite some big bunder (ahem, Tom Green?) she has done pretty well for herself.

Here are some pics from the new InStyle where Drew talks about being 31 1/2 and wanting to have kids soon. I'll bet she'll be a great mom after growing up at such an early age and learning what not to do from her mom who took her clubbing at age 9. (When I was 10, we had to read a biography and dress up as the person to report in front of the class. I picked Drew which is really funny looking back at it now. I talked about her drug use, addictions, rehab, all that stuff. The next year I was much wiser. I was Oprah.)

This pic is making me want to die for a Coffee Bean coffee. I'll be back...


We Get It Already

See, I told you she is only wearing red and white. It's her new thing. It's getting stupid.


Showing Off Her Hard Work

Jessica Biel went on TRL on Monday to promote the kick-ass movie The Illusionist, which opens tomorrow in select theaters, and nationwide on Friday, September 1.

The pic of her in the white dress is from the premiere. We see pics of her working out all the time and here are the results. Baby got back!


The End of the Pregnancies

"It just kind of happened," she adds, laughing: "I'm going to wait a while for the next (one)! I feel like I've been pregnant for 10 years."
- Britney Spears in this week's People

"It is now starting to get a little tiring, holding (Sean Preston), but the whole pregnancy I've done it a lot because he's very attached," she tells the magazine. "It makes me feel needed and wanted, so I like it too."

Britney maintains that neither her nor KFed know if they will have a boy a girl, but that the kids "are going to be so close together, it's going to be weird. But I love it," she says.

She says she has big plans for diet and exercise to drop the 40 pounds she's gained, but is eating anything she wants right now. "Crunching ice and chocolate, oh my God," she says. "I'll get up in the middle of the night and I'll get a Hershey's bar, the real big ones, and I'll put it in the microwave and melt it and eat it. It sounds disgusting, but it's so satisfying."

Yes, yes it does. But she's almost over the hump, thank goodness!

Soundbites: Brandon Davis

From Page Six:

"Recently rehabbed oil heir Brandon Davis is hitting the bottle again. At the launch party for Paris Hilton's debut album at Suite in Miami, a drunken Davis climbed onstage and announced to the crowd, "I wrote a special new song called 'Firecrotch,' and it's for Lindsay Lohan!" He proceeded to ramble on, reminding folks about his infamous online video rant against the actress, which led to him checking into rehab in the first place. An insider tells us the "Firecrotch" song is real and was produced by Scott Storch, who twiddled knobs on Hilton's album. Sounds like rehab didn't do much for Davis - who was also seen blotto on Sean Combs' yacht in St. Tropez recently."

Way to run wild with your 15 minutes...

[Thanks, D]

Where in the World is LiLo?

Taking some strange pics with her mom, Dina. Things of note in the first pic: the bottle of Jack Daniels and that little package of something white next to the lamp...Just to be fair, these are obviously not that new as her hair is red right now. I'm guessing these are from New Years when they were in Miami together and LiLo was constantly wearing head scarves.

So here's my story about LiLo. I met somebody on Tuesday night that works at a studio in L.A. where they do fashion shows, photoshoots, things like that. She was talking about her day at work and all of a sudden said, "Oh and then Lindsay Lohan was there throwing a tantrum." Of course, being me I got in her face and asked a thousand questions. She was wearing a big fluffy tu-tu style of dress and all done up for the shoot. She came storming out into the lot and was screaming about something, then suddenly stopped and went back inside. The workers on set all started laughing when she left. I asked if her boyfriend was there or if she seemed drugged out. There wasn't much more to tell, but she did seem very erractic.


Soundbites: Justin Timberlake

"People think [American Idol winner Taylor Hicks] looks so normal and he's so sweet and he's so earnest, but he can't carry a tune in a bucket. If he has any skeletons whatsoever – if, God forbid, he's gay – and all these people in Mississippi who voted for him are like 'Oh, my God, I voted for a queer!' It's just too much pressure."

- Justin Timberlake to Fashion Rocks Magazine


Wednesday, August 16, 2006

I Could Kill Him

From KFed's upcoming interview in GQ Magazine:

"[Britney] thought she could play me. She was playing games, testing me to see where my head is at, see if she could get away with this or that." Federline said he stuck it out through the relationship's rocky start and proved to his future wife that he was interested in the woman, not the fame. The dancer-turned-rapper also revealed to GQ that he toilet-papered 98 Degrees' tour bus, aced the GED — "Not that it's the hardest thing in the world" — and has a collaboration with Britney recorded and ready to roll. "After she has the baby and gets skinny, we're gonna hit 'em with this sh--," he said.

Oh no he didn't. He did not just say "after has has the baby and gets skinny." What a dick! On top of that, he brags about passing the GED?!? I HATE HIM!


A Little Help From Her Friends

At first I wasn't sure if this was a fight or a friendly chat. Jennifer Aniston bumped into newly separated Kate Hudson at LAX when they were both heading out on separate flights and exchanged words. Maybe Jennifer is telling her to be strong. But I'd like to believe she is saying, "Cut his hair. I mean it."

Jen has also gone on the record with People magazine to once again deny rumors that she is engaged. She said she is talking about it because she finds it insane that reliable news sources like CNN would report on this without any proof or reason to believe it's true.


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