Friday, June 30, 2006

The Skinny on Stars

Here are some more scans from the article about desperately thin stars. They claim Victoria Beckham is 5'6" and a mere 93 lbs, while NicRic is down to 86 lbs. Posh I believe, NicRic I doubt is really 86 lbs. Yes, she is ridonk skinny but she is healthier than she used to be.


Pink is the New Boob Sweat

Pink is lovely as always performing at the Fillmore in San Francisco this week. I'm sure Auntie Hum was in the front row with a poster board.

Pink also performed in LA this week, dedicating the song, "Don't Let Me Get Me" to Britney Spears who she said needs some positive energy right now. Nice try, but we know you wrote that song to make fun of her beyotch! We don't need you!


It Was Only A Matter Of Time

Kate Bosworth has always been exceptionally skinny. She was forced to gain weight (all muscle) for Blue Crush, her first big break. Doesn't she look so much better with some meat on those bones? She is a reported 97 lbs at 5'7". Just to give you an idea of how skinny that is, at her thinnest, NicRic weight 97 lbs and is 5'2. Uh huh.


No Way

Now I totally don't believe the story. This is reportedly who Chris Evans has been hooking up with.

LOL!!!! Jessica could kill this woman with one high kick to the jugular.


Getting Close to Official

Nicholas Lachey and Jessica Simpson Lachey, as they are named on their California divorce court documents, are almost officially dunzo. They have agreed to speed the divorce along as quickly as possible by leaving the money negotiations for later. Team Jessica is responsible for the fees, so I'm assuming it's her idea to rush to divorce.

She has offered Nick $1.5 million in settlement, which is pretty much a joke considering she made much more than $10 million during their marriage. While Nick's attorneys have reserved the right for alimony, he has stated that he will not ask for any.

UPDATE: It's offically over! Their divorce was granted today, June 30th. RIP Golden Couple.


Paris Takes Europe

Paris Hilton is in Europe promoting her new single. These photos are of her arrival in London with an insane amount of luggage. Where does she even keep all those bags? Today she was in Germany speaking to a radio show.

Does Paris fly commercial? It looks like it. How odd.


Is LiLo into Gayden Christensen? In the most recent issue of Bazaar Magazine, I was wondering who the interviewer could be not mentioning. While interviewing LiLo for the piece, she was flirting and texting back and forth with a "young Hollywood heartthrob" who was across the room at the Chateau Marmont. Writer Merle Ginsberg agreed not to reveal the guy who she was distracted by during the entire interview.

"He keeps staring her down and text-messaging her flirtatiously from just a few feet away." Lohan is flush. "It's hard to think right now," she says. "Sorry, but it's really distracting." Later on Ginsberg asks who she is texting. She replies, "Who do you think?," smiling naughtily, gesturing to the mystery man across the way. "What should I write to him?" Finally, she types "Nice scarf."

Word is that it was Hayden. I mean what other dude would be wearing a scarf in the summer in LA?


PITNB unearthed some more recent pics of Taylor from Laguna Beach. Looks like there is a reason why she doesn't do publicity events. Homegirl has gained some serious LBs (haha, get it??). Those freshman 15 will getcha every time!


With 68% of the votes, Justin Timberlake has the album you can't wait to hear this summer. He and Cameron are currently in Barcelona filming his first video for the album.

Thanks for voting! New poll up soon, so don't forget to check in.


Hilary Swanky

Almost unrecognizable, except for that famous pout, Hilary Swank is the new face for Guerlain's "Insolence" perfume. What a weird name for a perfume, no? She looks very pretty in a photoshopped way, but I'm not sure I like her with this hair color/extensions combo.


Are They or Aren't They?: NicRic and AM

They have been repeatedly spotted together in the weeks following their announced second break-up. They have tried very hard not to be photographed together, including at the T-Mobile Sidekick 3 party in L.A. So what's the deal? Phat fat babies on the way or what?


For Those That Care...

Here's Teri Hatcher in the Caribbean with her daughter. Whether she had already planned to go or she was conveniently there during Marcia Cross' wedding, I don't know.


Everybody's talking about the new single from Fergie's solo album. It's produced by Polo, who produced the Pussycat Dolls' hit "Buttons." Coming to a dance floor near you!

"London Bridge" Lyrics
Oh s***, oh s***, oh s***
When I come to the clubs, step aside
Pop the seeds, don't be hating me in the line
V.I.P because you know I gotta shine
I'm Fergie Ferg
Give me love you long time

All my girls get down on the floor
Back to back drop it down real low
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho
Because you know what, I don't give a f***
So here we go!

Chorus (x2)
How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge want to go down
Like London London want you to go down
Like London London be going down

Drinks start pouring
And my speech start slowing
Everybody start looking at you

The Grey Goose got the girl feeling loose
Now I wishing that I didn't wear these shoes
It's like everytime I get up on the dude
Papparazzi put my business in the news
And I'm gonna get up out my face (oh, ****)
Before I turn around and spray your ass with mace (oh, ****)
My lips make you want to have a taste (oh, ****)
You got that? I got the bass


Summer Lovin'

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy look like they are having fun as a couple. This is them leaving Takao Sushi in Brentwood on Wednesday. What do you guys think of these two?


Dunzo?: Chris Evans and Jessica Biel

While the couple has not commented, it is widely speculated that the butt-kicking couple is dunzo. Chris Evans has been busy in NY filming The Nanny Diaries with that minx Scarlett, while Jessica Biel has been filming a movie in LA with Nicolas Cage.

The two have been dating two years and have played an on-screen couple in two films. I hope he didn't cheat on her (rumor has it he's been seeing Joyce Sevilla a PR exec) because you've seen the guns Jessica is packing. She'll beat him to next Tuesday.

I love this man. Doesn't he look better with me anyways?

Keeping it Duffy

The Sisters Duff continue to stick together during an outing in Hollywood with their mom, who happens to be a fiercely protective manager for the girls with a bad rep around town. They have been promoting their new film Material Girls, as Hilary continues to allow Haylie to mooch off her fame. Once again, I'm sad to say that Haylie looks the best, although not by much thanks to those fug seafoam leggings.


Candy Hits Back at Tori

The Spelling Family, aka Candy, has released this statement after hearing her daughter Tori's comments to the media,

"We are deeply saddened that, during our time of loss and grief, we are forced to respond to the media frenzy caused by the mean-spirited and surprising comments made by Tori to the press, just two days after the passing of Aaron. As we try to honor his memory with love and respect, the sudden media frenzy she has created at this sensitive time is hurtful and very disturbing. Aaron's legacy deserved pure and unadulterated tribute and recognition which, sadly, has been tainted. Everyone deals with grief in a different way, and since Tori chose not to be here at that time, we believe she is having a harder time dealing with that loss. We understand how difficult it might have been for her to be here, and, perhaps, more difficult for her after she arrived. Aaron loved both his children with all his heart, and he understood how hard it was for her."

Candy and Tori have been feuding for quite awhile. Candy was upset by the portrayal of her in So NoTORIous, while Tori claims, "an outside party wedged this close family apart." She is referring to Mark Nathanson, her mother's reported lover who Candy claims is just a good friend.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

A Day in The Life: Jessica Alba

Hit the gym with personal trainer: check. Show off super cheezy, hopefully not real bow tattoo to photogs: check. Lunch with bf and cuddles with new puppy: check. Walk the red carpet at Jermaine Dupri's BET party in jeans so tight they look like leggings and the perfect "I just threw this together" causal-chic ensemble that we all covet: check. Receive new bedazzled cell phone just for being so fab: check.

It's a tough life, huh?


This Is What Love Looks Like?

This is how Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are spending their honeymoon in Bora Bora boringsville.

Get back in your hut and have some fun already!


Hot Couple of the Minute: Kim Kardashian and Benji Madden

Kim Kardashian isn't licking her wounds over being second runner up for Nick Lachey's affections. Here she is leaving Hyde with Benji Madden of Good Charlotte.

I have a feeling her and Hilary would not get along so well when their boyfriends (who are twins) hung out.


Wedding Photo Album: Marcia Cross

All images courtesy of People Magazine. It looks like she had a really beautiful wedding.

Stork Delivery: Mariska Hargitay and Peter Hermann

It's a boy for Mariska Hargitay and Peter Hermann. She delivered a whale of a child at 10 lbs. 9 oz. via C-section one week past his due date. Seriously, kid wanted to stay in there forever, can you imagine what that would have been like if he got any bigger?? I think she would have died if they didn't do a C-section.

Nobody Wants To See It

Pam Anderson bares almost all as she stands in a store window in London for PeTA. She looks so used up! Props to her for being so brave and still willing to show her stuff just for the animals. But ick.


Flat Abs, Flat Chest

Mena Suvari shows off the results of a hard workout and very little eating. The girl has zero boobs! How sad for her.

I used to despise her, as I don't think she is talented or cute and she has a very annoying voice. But then we saw her at that Vogue party last year and she was very friendly and looked adorable in person. And she made us cocktails.

So now I only dislike her mildly. I'm very fair like that.


Where in the World is LiLo?

In LA and back to work. She's filming Georgia Rule this week and will celebrate her 20th birthday on Sunday. Can't wait for the stories!


That's the Way, MK!

Be still my heart, at least one of my favorite former teen queens is pulling it together. Mary Kate Olsen is actually exposing leg! If she'd do something about that frizzy hair, she'd look amazing in this pic.

I'm like a proud parent. Way to go!


Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Just One Happy Family

These are reportedly stolen pictures from the Spederline family's recent vacation to Florida, right before the big hair dye for Brit Brit. While these are claimed to be stolen, they look a whole lot like a handy PR move showing a happy, healthy, and remarkably decent family (save for the heidi braids in that last pic).


Reality Roundup

From E! Online:

Q: Real World/Road Rules Fresh Meat! What the heck is wrong with Wes?
A: Good question. After seeing last week's ep, I'm unhappy to report that Johanna and Wes are still together and going strong. However, I do have some big breakup news for you: The gossip train tells me Melinda has dumped Danny! I don't know if it's a temporary thing, but a reliable source says, as of now, they're no longer engaged.

Q: What's Laguna Beach's Taylor up to besides getting free clothes?
A: She's home from school for the summer. She and Morgan are pretty much the only two Laguna kids who actually went to college and are still enrolled. She's at the University of Arizona and says she loves it.

More Laguna gossip? Remember L.C.'s best friend Lo from season one? The two don't speak anymore. Something went down. Also, Stephen's off shooting a movie right now. Jessica's still living at home, not going to school, but is doing a lot of appearances and making a lot of cash from it. Plus, I got some good scoop on the new season of Laguna, which they're currently filming. I'll fill you in very soon. Stay tuned, because it sounds addictive. Also, Taylor and Morgan love watching The Hills together. They said it's fun to see what L.C. and Jason are up to, because they haven't had much time to catch up with them since they went away to school.

Wedding Bells: Emilie de Ravin & Josh Janowicz

The couple were married Monday in Melbourne, Australia. They had a small wedding with allegedly no co-stars of either actor, both 24. The two met through friends and dated for three years before tying the knot.

They live in L.A. with their dogs and Emilie commutes regularly to Hawaii to film Lost.


Jessica's Gonna Roll an Ankle

I know that crazy high heels are in for the Summer/Fall, but I really can't imagine this is how they are meant to be worn. I think they go with mini-skirts, formal shorts, or long pants maybe, but not with ethereal prairie dresses, right?

Jessica is pictured here in NY. She is scheduled to appear on TRL on July 19th. What are the odds that Vanessa Minnillo will be mysteriously absent from work that day?

Also, more rumors are stirring up that Jessica is dating her Employee of the Month co-star Dane Cook, which DON told you about long ago.

And that's all the news on her that I have for now.


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