Friday, June 02, 2006

Izzie Lives On!


The principal cast of Grey's Anatomy just received pay increases for the upcoming season 3. The recipient characters are as follows:

Meredith, Derek, Preston, Bailey, Chief Webber, George, Alex, Christina, AND Addison and Izzie.

This should allow us to rest easy that both Addison and Izzie will remain on the show for at least part of season 3. Hooray!

Source: E! Online

Where in the World is LiLo?

Jared Leto invited little Lilo to catch his bands show in L.A. last night. Seriously, I don't get him. Obviously they crossed paths as she has some fake blood on her. Also, I noticed that she didn't keep her red hair for long, but this color looks great on her.

Lilo's biggest fan is some chick named Juanita who basically stalks her and has befriended her. Perez Hilton has the photos from Juanita's night out with LiLo last night. Click here to check them out.


Source: Perez Hilton

Wedding Bells: Zac Hanson & gf


The littlest Hanson of the band of brothers, Zac, is engaged to long-time gf, Kate Tucker. He is 20, she is 22, and they have been dating since he was 15.

He's following in the footsteps of middle brother Taylor who is now 23 and married with a 3 yr. old son and 1 yr. old daughter. The wonky-eyed older bro is still single and mixing it up in Oklahoma, no doubt.

I for sure went to this concert and for sure still have a poster buried somewhere in my closet of them. Ah, the memories.



Source: People via DListed

Looks Like Trouble


Paris went partying at Hyde on Wednesday with Kim Kardashian, the girl who is currenlty dating Nick Lachey.

I must say Hyde seems to be all the rage these days. Not a Wednesday goes by that I don't hear about celebs at Hyde or Shag.






Source: Hollywood Rag

Suri Has Been Found!

Emily B. sent me this very important newsflash...Suri Cruise, who has been missing from pics with her parents, has been found in the body of a duck!

The duck was found with a broken wing and quickly x-rayed. In the x-ray appeared what looked like an alien face.

The connection is obvious!


Source: AOL News

Paris, Paris, Paris!


The Simple Life, season 4, returns to tv on Sunday.

Paris claims the two play entirely different roles on the show. In her words:

"I'm the nice one, she's the evil one. Some people change when they think they're a star or something and some people stay the same. I've always been the same and she's definitely not."

What a bitch.

Team NicRic here I come!



Source: B&S

Goodbye Oprah, Hello Janet

Dang, Janet sure has got her groove back. She is looking ripped and cut as she parties in Miami with a Vin Diesel look alike, rather than her trollish fiance. Keep up the good work, Miss Janet!









Source: Dlisted

Dunzo: Matt and Mothface


Penelope Cruz and Matthew McConaughey are officially dunzo. They issued a joint statement saying that they split up a month ago and are still bff, citing busy schedules as the reason for the split...not her mothiness.

She was the moth, he was the flamer; it seemed so perfect. I guess now she can go live happily with her true love, Selma Hayek. Her and a closet of sweaters.






Source: People

Birthday Shout-Out: Dee Dee

After sorting through what felt like hundreds of pics of L.A. desk Dee Dee, I finally decided Halle wanted to wish her a happy early birthday the most. Here's to your birthday, to finally getting a picture with Brit Brit, to Princess Sparkles' spay surgery this weekend, and to another million years of friendship and gossip. Have a jello shot for me!


Heidi Klum, Seal, and fam take a stroll in NY yesterday. Bravo finally announced that season 3 of Project Runway will premiere on July 12. Yay summer tv! Such a cute family.









Source: JJ

DON's Delight


It's here once again! Our favorite SF holiday, Union Street Festival, hits our 'hood tomorrow. I was practically giddy when I saw all the police barriers being set up this morning on my way to work. Weather should be nice and hot, the beer cold and plentiful, and the parties rampant and unending!

See you on the streets all day tomorrow!

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Who's Hotter?

















Kirstie Alley or Slimer?



[Thanks AuntieHum]

The Omen



In 1976, The Omen hit theaters and scared the hell out of a lot of people. This year, the remake intends to do the same. I took Gothic Horror in college (weird, I know) and had to watch a ton of scary flicks, so I'm interested in seeing this one.

The story follows an American diplomat in Rome (Liev Schreiber) and his wife (Julia Stiles), where she has a baby. The baby dies and, unbeknownst to her, her husband replaces him with another child, who just so happens to turn out to be the son of the devil. Spooky!

For those of you who are superstitious, here's something interesting: my boss just asked me to go on Tuesday, which just so happens to be 6-6-06, to a warehouse out in the middle of nowhere to sort through old legal files we have. I called to see how many boxes there are. No joke--666.


Rachel Weisz and fiance Darren Aronofsky welcomed a boy. It is the first child for the couple. Rachel won an Oscar this year and will next be seen in The Fountain, a sci-fi movie directed by Darren.









Source: People

Driving Miss Britney

Brit Brit takes in some driving lessons from a friend in her super hot porsche. Stick shift is hard, y'all!


Below, artifacts from Britney and Kevin's wedding are up for sale on Ebay. A wedding guest is selling their invite as well as a candle they took off their centerpiece. Nice manners...you know it's a friend of KFed.










Source: JJ & TMZ

Where in the World is LiLo?

Out spending money? Reports have surfaced that the red-headed starlet is addicted to shopping and is seeking the help of a hypnotist. She has admitted to once spending $100,000 in a single shopping spree. Celeb stylist Rachel Zoe said this of LiLo: "Her closets are overflowing with things like $8,000 Prada dresses and $2,000 Balenciaga bags. She has so many clothes, she never even wears some of them!"

What I would give to spend a day prancing through LiLo's closet!

Source: IDLYITW

PCD Pick A Stinker


What garbage! The first anniversary of the Pussycat Dolls show at Pure in Vegas will star Denise Richards. Boo! Can she even dance or sing? We know she can't act.

Fortunately, DJ AM will be spinning the beats. He'll have to blast a lot of fog to distract from the mess on stage.



Source: TMZ

Suri Isn't Real


TomKat was out and about this weekend. Here's a shot of them on their way into Jim Carrey's house on Memorial Day for a party Jim and gf Jenny McCarthy threw. Suri has yet to see the light of day. They are still casting for the perfect child. I recommend twins...it worked out well with the Olsens.









Photo: JJ

Bump Watch: Reese


A slew of new photos emerged of Reese out grabbing Starbucks with Deacon (seriously, could he get any cuter?). It's pretty hard to see her stomach as she is carrying him in most of the shots and holding a bag of food over her stomach in the others, but she doesn't really look preggo to me.





Source: JJ

Only Mariah


Oh geez, what is with the celeb outfits today? Mariah Carey keeps a low profile as she takes her dog Jack for a walk outside her NY home. Her team of stylists and closet manager worked for 4 hours, no doubt, to prepare her highness for this photo-op.

I guess she can at least have props for walking him herself, but I'm sure her professional straw holder is also responsible for poop-scooping. 'Cuz you know Mariah ain't doing it.



Source: People

Crazy Pills for Jenna!

Jenna Elfman put on her best "Sandy in the Grease finale number" costume for a red carpet event. She also added a cropped coat because she always felt Sandy looked like a tart. I mean, shiny leggings, black sandals, and big blonde curls are enough without the tube top, right?





Source: Smart.

A Little More Jess


Jessica Simpson looks a little more like herself as she went shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday. Her hair is still quite disheveled, but then again, her bff Ken Paves is still missing from her side. You can see Jess this weekend on the MTV Movie Awards, where she is a presenter.









Photo: People

Um, Somebody Lied


Either Kirstie Alley had some major help and special camera work done for her commercials or Jenny Craig is about to drop her as spokeswoman. Here she is yesterday shooting a water gun at the photogs on her way into an L.A. restaurant. She looks beastly! And is obviously still nuts.






Photo: People

Poor Ziggy!



Something happened to Mischa Barton's puppy, Ziggy, and it doesn't look good. She is shown here leaving a Toronto vet with the recovering pooch in her arms. At least the cast is fashionable.

Photo: People

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Even Paris Should Know Better


This outfit hits a new level of fug. Pink cheetah print pajama set with pink tee with anchors underneath, plus pink plastic sunglasses in hand? Not done yet! Don't forget the pink patterned and tasseled flats! That's hot!

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Oh Hell


Anna Nicole Smith is once again pregnant. She is about 5 months along and is reportedly delaying making a public announcement until she can figure out a way to make a profit off the news. Her ex-boyfriend, Larry Birkhead, said he would not deny she was pregnant or that he was the father.

The poor, poor child. I'm sure it will be born addicted to Trimspa...then it can replace her as spokesperson to be the actual "Trimspa Baby!"




Source: TMZ

When Not in Scrubs...


ABC is taking Grey's Anatomy to the next level. They are now providing online shopping for the fashions you see on each episode (other than the scrubs). Jewelry, dresses, sneakers, you name it. You can search by episode or by character and you too can look like an impish waif or slutty surgeon.

Check it out here. (Left is Addison Shepherd's prom dress.)

Best Thing Ever!


So Just Jared discovered a clip of a video Brit Brit shot for her song "Outrageous," which is such a hot song (even though it was written by the uber-nast R.Kelly) and I always wondered why she never made it a single--turns out it was when she busted her knee and her career began a quick tailspin.

The video features Brit in way too baggy athletic gear, but still skinny, jumping up into Snoop Dogg 's (!!) arms, and singing to him, then licking his face! Seriously?!? Best find!!! Where is this Snoop Remix...it must be mine!

Click here to enjoy the clip.

Who Looks Scarier?





















Xtina without her red lipstick and looking hella hungover for a photoshoot for Aldo
or Kelly Osbourne on one of her better days?
(FYI, if the outline of your belly button shows through your shirt, it's TOO TIGHT).

Paris' Video Hunk

Paris Hilton's video bf and new favorite arm accessory when out at night is Lucas Babin. Lucas is an American model who landed a part on a Brazilian soap opera called "America," in which he played an American cowboy. The pic below is from his show. The rest are modeling photos demonstrating his versatility. Enjoy!

Pretty Cowboy (aka Toothy Tile bait)

Hypnotic Metrosexual

The Messiah

Gay Vampire

Photos: Most Beautiful Man

J.Lo Back to TV

J. Lo, seen here shopping over the weekend with her good friend Leah Remini (who rocks in spite of her crazy Scientologist ways), is returning to television with a new show. She is working with MTV to make a new show called "Moves," which is about dancing (duh!). She totally stole the format from Tyra Banks. She will select and audition dancers and serve as the exec producer for the show.

Rumors continue to swirl about whether Jennifer is carrying gremlin jr. inside her womb. Time, and great bump photos, will tell.


Image: Socialite's Life

Pink Gets Taken Down A Notch

Pink went to Humberside Collegiate Institute to speak to 700 female students, spreading her "girl power" message, saying they shouldn't let Hollywood blondes make them feel badly about themselves and not to feel they have to be cute.

Most of the girls accepted her message, but a group of 15 year olds were not biting. "Maybe you put down girls like Paris because you are soooo fat and UGLY! You're just jealous because Paris has talent."

[For Auntie Hum, Pink's biggest cheerleader]




Source: Post Chronicle

WTF: KFed

Seriously, who is this guy??? I can't even believe my eyes.

He posed recently for Item magazine and talked about his family and fame. Among he's revelations, he said, "It's completely unfair when a child is brought into this world an now he's already looked at like a prince. My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period....My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit."

That is so laughable coming from a mooching, good-for-nothing like himself. Like he knows what a job is! Why doesn't he work at Taco Bell?? You know he only wants SPF to work there so he can get free dinners.




Source: US Weekly

Dog Mauling Case Moves Forward


Exactly one year ago, 12 yr. old Nicholas Faibish was mauled to death by his two pit bulls, Ella and Rex. Yesterday, the case finally went to trial. Maureen Faibish, Nick's mom, has pleaded not guilty to felony child endangerment, after leaving her son locked at home with two aggressive, breeding pit bulls who had tried to bite the boy earlier in the day.

As some of you know, I work with the vicious and dangerous dogs of SF and spent many months with Rex (Ella was shot on the scene). Rex was eventually euthanized, and while I never saw him act like anything other than a sad, lonely pup desperate for attention and to give kisses (always looking as he did in this picture of him), I'm perfectly aware that he was an extremely dangerous animal.

It is truly sad to see a mother go to trial after losing her pets and her son. Hopefully, if anything can be learned from this it is to be a responsible pet owner and parent, to learn your pet's limitations, to spay and neuter your pets, and to not be so stupid as to place a child in such a precarious situation.

A Rare JT Sighting

Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake took a break from their lives of seclusion to dine at Il Sole and then head out to the clubs to party. Not really sure why they aren't walking together; I think their secret's out!

Justin is prepping for a big summer. His movie Alpha Dog will soon be released and so will his sophomore solo album, due this Fall.

LOL: Keira Knightley

Yesterday, Keira Knightley won our WTF moment of the day crown by wearing this smashing ensemble. Go Fug Yourself found the same picture and went to town on her.

Click here to read their scathingly hilarious review.

SMG Lives!

I haven't seen photos of Sarah Michelle Gellar in forever, and lo and behold she reappears! She is in NY filming A Girl's Guide To Hunting and Fishing with Maggie Grace (Lost). I read this book years ago and remember nothing about it other than I felt it didn't live up to the hype surrounding it. Maybe it will be better as a flick.

Photos: JJ

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