Friday, May 05, 2006
"That was a major shock. I always knew the rug was going to be taken out from underneath me at some stage. I didn't think it was going to happen in the way it happened... I knew I was going to get hit with something. But I think a divorce, and the demise of what your family is, is a little death in itself."
-Nicole Kidman to Ladies Home Journal
WTF, she "always knew the rug" was going to be pulled? Why, because she was his beard?
Nic Ric poses for Vanity Fair and discusses how she is skinny but not rex. She says she is seeking help to gain weight because she isn't happy with how she looks and feels it is a bad role model for kids.
Look, when stars like Nic Ric and Brittany Murphy talk about their inability to gain weight without medical help, and when both of these celebs have been photographed and filmed at much heavier weights, we know they are big fat liars and drug addicts!
Is it just me, or do you guys agree that Samaire Armstrong, of Entourage, The O.C., and Just My Luck, is a butter face? I just don't get it.
These pics are from the upcoming issue of Stuff Magazine. She talks about her father and brother being hardcore Marines and how she is very demanding of men because of it. If she'd wear a bag on her head, I'm sure she could get any man she wanted!
Last night I caught up on my One Tree Hill, just in time for the season finale, which was AWESOME! But when Sophia Bush was crying to her on-screen boyfriend and soon to be real ex-husband Chad Dbag Murray, it made me so sad for her. She looked truly destroyed and I can imagine that was maybe how it really went down between the two of them.
Then I realized that she looked more beautiful doing an ugly cry than I do on my best day. Now I don't feel sorry for her anymore.
Here's some pics of her at a Helio party this week.
Katie Holmes was let out in public for the first time since the birth of Suri, but of course it was only to help Tom promote MI:3. Fellow Scientologist Kirstie Alley was on hand as well. God, Katie has a face only a mother could love.
Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams take to the streets to protest immigration legislation for Dia sin Immigrantes. They have been together over 2 years now and going strong. And they are both immigrants!
Thursday, May 04, 2006
"The photographers who were camped outside her house [say] that Stavros arrived around 1a.m. and spent an hour crying and ringing her door bell, begging to be let in. At one point, Stavros was spotted sprawled out on her driveway. Around 2 am Paris finally let him in and the screaming continued. We are told they were so loud the fight could be heard outside the house. Stavros was heard hollering "Take me back!" and "I give you everything!!" Sources say during the fight Matt Leinart's name was brought up a few times.
We are also told Paris was overheard trying to calm down the rich Greek by saying "Take it easy" and "Go home and get some sleep."
During the night, a cab came and went three times, but each time left without the shipping heir. Finally, around 8 in the morning, Stavros got in a cab and headed out."
Damn! Poor baby. Why do guys fall so hard for Paris? She is hypnotic or something!
Matt M. and Penelope Mothface Cruz head off on a date in Alicante, Spain (which is wear DON studied abroad).
They both look pretty fug here, but Penelope seriously hasn't had a good photograph taken in years.
Reports from People say that Paris and Matt Leinart were acting as much more than friends in Vegas this week.
"He danced with Hilton, 25, on the club's VIP beds. She called him "baby" and rested her head on his back, sometimes holding his hand, says the source. The pair danced the night away – and at one point disappeared together behind closed doors in the club's private suite. Later, Hilton treated the crowd to an impromptu concert, jumping on top of the DJ booth and belting out several songs from her upcoming album, including a rendition of Rod Stewart's "Do You Think I'm Sexy," which she dedicated to Leinart. When not on the dance floor, the pair nestled themselves into the corner of a VIP bed, where they kissed and hugged before leaving around 3:30 a.m. "
All I can say is use protection. Both of you!
If you know me, you know I download new music at least once a week, usually without even hearing the song yet. Last night I was checking out my latest downloads on my way to doggy class and I came upon the latest beat from Morningwood, "Nth Degree". It's the hotness! At first I thought it sounded too cheesy (think "Barbie Girl"), but I quickly decided this is a great song for driving or for pre-partying. Check it out!
I'm also currently a big fan of "Promiscuous Girl," by Nelly Furtado and Timbaland. Hit it!
At her movie premiere! LiLo is actually working for her money today. She signed autographs and posed for pictures with the cast of "A Prairie Home Companion," which sounds super boring but I may have to see since my little LiLo is in it.
Look, her boobs are back!
KFed continues to prove he's the luckiest bastard on Earth. No matter what he says or does, Brit Brit won't drop his ass.
This morning on Power 106 in L.A., KFed said, "I could do without hearing 'Baby One More Time' anymore."
Then he went on to say he fantasizes about me (Jessica Alba, that is) and that he'd like to have a threesome with his wife and Jessica Alba. Like he hasn't been fortunate enough--this d-bag pushes me over the edge.
Jessica Simpson and her hairstylist Ken Paves must be lovers. They have now moved on to doing absolutely everything together except her hair. WTF is she wearing, seriously?? This is totally a rejected costume from "Dukes of Hazzard." Yuck.
Reese Witherspoon and hubby Ryan Phillipe were seen arguing loudly over dinner at the Ivy in Hollywood. Many diners have claimed this was true. One said, "I couldn't hear exactly what they were arguing about, but Ryan stormed out of The Ivy at around 9:30 PM and Reese went running after him. She kept calling his name and he kept walking. He turned around once and said "STOP!" It was so sad!"
Uh, oh...another Hollywood marriage dunzo?
THERE IS NO NEWS! What a bust. Perez Hilton contacted Brit Brit's publicist and she said there was no announcement being made, nor was there ever going to be a press conference held today. BOO!
Thank you for your help and patience this morning. I've been working on a "project" since 5:45 this morning and am now done and ready to focus on my real job! JUST KIDDING! I'm ready to start reporting. Comin' at ya in moments...
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Ok, we all know that Jude Law is pretty scummy as a man, but as a dad, he seems pretty great (other than distracting the nanny now and again). His son is so cute and certainly looks nothing like Jude or Sadie, but I can imagine Jude having blonde hair as a child.
People Magazine checks in with the Pitt-Jolie camp to clear up rumors:
Jolie has not signed on for Tomb Raider 3 and has no plans to play video-game heroine Lara Croft any time soon.
Pitt is not trying to convince Jolie to join the cast of Ocean's 13.
Jolie is not looking to adopt a Namibian infant - at least not right now.
The actress is not planning a "water birth" for the couple's fetus, or to name the baby Africa.
Jolie's ill mom, Marcheline Bertrand, is not near death and did not ask Jolie to give birth in France as a "dying wish."
Pitt did not purchase for Jolie a "fidelity necklace" as a pre-baby wedding gift. In fact they currently have no plans to marry.
Finally, Jolie is not planning to buy a small African nation of her own.
Jolie also stated that she would never be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife. I guess this means that she is only attracted to guys who will leave their wives for other women?
Matt Leinart and Paris Hilton were shopping together at The Grove mall in LA on Monday. Hilton donned a long brown wig, but that is definitely her. That night they both attended the same party, but left in different cars.
Christina Aguilera is currently shooting her video for her first single in forever, "Ain't Got No Other Man." She looked in the mirror and is now about to hurl!
That was mean.
Apparently the whole album is a "throwback to the 40's era," which wasn't obvious or anything. The release date has been pushed back to late summer or early fall. She has the same producers as the last CD so it should be bangin'.
So a bunch of celebrities have recorded tracks for a CD which I'm assuming benefits a cause but I haven't yet heard mention what that cause is. Below is a list of stars and their songs (from JJ). I must say, to own a cd with both Scarlett and Teri warbling along would be almost as precious as the new Nick Lachey that Heather is so eager to buy.
Scarlett Johansson: "Summertime" (George & Ira Gershwin)
Ewan McGregor : "The Sweetest Gift" (Sade)
Taraji P. Henson : "In My Daughter's Eyes" (James T. Slater)
Jennifer Garner : "My Heart Is So Full of You" (Frank Loesser)
Jeremy Irons: "To Make You Feel My Love" (Bob Dylan)
John Stamos : "Goodnight My Angel" (Billy Joel)
Lucy Lawless : "Little Child" (Eric Vetro/Alan Rich)
Marissa Jaret Winokur : "The Wish Song" (Eric Vetro/Steven Shore)
Eric McCormack : "The Greatest Discovery" (Elton John/Bernie Taupin)
Victor Garber : "No One Is Alone" (Stephen Sondheim)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: "The Nightshift" (Brad Hall)
Nia Vardalos: "Golden Slumbers" (John Lennon/Paul McCartney)
John C. Reilly : "Lullaby In Ragtime" (Sylvia Fine)
Teri Hatcher : "Goodnight" (John Lennon/Paul McCartney)
Courtney Love and Paris Hilton chatted together while celebrating at the Sober Day LA party in Hollywood on Monday.
The very image of sobriety, these two. Paris has a bruise on her arm, which I'm guessing is from falling from hanging from her chandelier.
Ken Paves continues to be the luckiest gay ever by being a kept man of Jessica Simpson. She has totally traded Nick for Ken, probably because we all know how little she liked having to do Nick since he talked about it constantly on Newlyweds. Ken is obviously not working too hard for his money. Jessica rolled out of bed and he was like, "No, sweetie, you don't need extensions to go to such a low profile restaurant like Mr. Chow's. You look perfect."
Free dinner, no work. Ken, it's time to start teaching a seminar. I'd totally go.
Last night Paris Hilton arrived at the Pure Nightclub at Caesars Palace in Vegas. She went to a party hosted by Matt Leinart in celebration of his being drafted by the Arizona Cardinals as the 10th pick in the first round of the National Football League draft on Saturday. Now, Paris will go to Vegas for any old reason, but she has never been shy to introduce a new bf in the middle of a breakup. There may be some truth to the rumors that they are a new couple.
In an interview with TMZ, Denise Richards speaks out and on the record about Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear and her new romance with rocker Richie Sambora.
EXCERPTS FROM RICHARDS' INTERVIEW WITH TMZ:
HOW SHE'S DOING
Denise: "Um I'm actually doing okay. Anyone that's been through a divorce knows that it's difficult. I'm trying to just really focus on my girls."
CHARLIE'S DENIAL OF HER ALLEGATIONS
Denise: "I think why people are so surprised by my declaration is that I never publicly revealed why I filed for divorce in the first place and I was very, very private and even when we tried to reconcile I was very private about that. You know it's extremely unfortunate that it's gotten to this point, it's very sad and all I can say is I did my declaration under oath."
HEATHER LOCKLEAR'S REPORTED REACTION TO HER RELATIONSHIP RICHIE SAMBORA
Denise: "Well I wish Heather well and happiness and it's really unfortunate that it's gotten to this point and Heather knows why we aren't friends… I don't want to get into all of that, but I wish her well and she knows that there was nothing that happened during either marriage and unfortunately our friendship had to dissolve."
ON WHETHER PUBLIC STATEMENTS MADE ABOUT HER ARE A BETRAYAL
(Including David Spade's comments that she backstabbed Heather)
Denise: "Yeah. I think any time…even David Spade saying stuff and you know whoever else that has gotten back to me saying things, it is a betrayal because a lot of it isn't true and they know that and that's what's hard. But you know I have to try and just stay focused on my kids and forget that part of it- as difficult as it is- and just focus on my children and getting through this, this really bad time."
Ok, now I officially don't like Denise Richards. Shut up about your kids already and leave them out of this. Stop dating your friend's not-even-ex husband and trash talking her to the media. You suck!
Source: TMZ via Bricks and Stones
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
I'm still recovering from this weekend and Kim and Adam's wedding, but should be posting more tomorrow as long as the server behaves itself. For now, enjoy this lovely pic of the happy couple who are in Maui right now having a much better time than the rest of us!
Katherine Heigl and a homeless pooch share some love at an Old Navy event in Beverly Hills. Old Navy is looking for a new doggie mascot and Katherine was there to judge the competition. What a tough job--seriously! All dogs are cute!
Honestly, who handles this woman's career! Teri Hatcher went on Oprah today to discuss her life and her "relationship" with Ryan Seacrest. Hatcher told Oprah that these photographs were taken on their third date, but first time alone together. They knew they were being photographed and Seacrest called her later that day to say he couldn't date her anymore, most likely because he couldn't bear the idea of kissing a woman.
Why would you tell people that!!! Dumped by Seacrest! Geez, woman, next you will seek sympathy by saying that Dustin Diamond aka Screech used you for a one night stand.
I know SJP has a quirky and sometimes ugly sense of style, but this is just hideous. I think she had a pretty dress on, but was cold and without a jacket handy so she used a drape from Bunny on Sex and the City's apartment. Likewise, Emmy Rossum was cold in her pretty gown and received a coat loan from the bellboy at her hotel or the costume department for The Music Man, you decide. And Marcia Gay Harden has somebody working for her who hates her. She clearly allowed them to replicate a Barbie prom dress and hairdo, neither of which looks any better than they would have in the 80's.
Pics from Go Fug Yourself
So I know that I said I though Britney would reveal some big news last Thursday or Friday while I was away, but it turns out the big news will be revealed this Thursday instead. Britney will hold a press conference on Thursday, May 4 and the internet and media is abuzz on what she is going to announce.
Given that she has invited the music industry, I'm guessing this is a publicty stunt for her music, not for her possibly fetus. I hope she announces that she will hire me as her own personal CaCee Cobb and that she will get skinny and get touring again. Go Team Brit Brit!
Lately it seems like every picture of Jake is of him with his bicycle and, sometimes, a beard. He's now back in Malibu (he's at the Coffee Bean, I know it well from days of studying there) and hanging out with his boys.
One question: where's Austin?
Gimme More! Jake Gyllenhaal