Geez, Somebody Help Her

Please feed me. This diet Pepsi isn't providing the nourishment it once did...

D.O.N. Down

KIMBO plus

ADAM equals

One cute couple!

D.O.N. will be down Thursday and Friday as I am off to lovely Rock Island, Illinois to participate in Kim and Adam's wedding. I just know that Brit Brit is going to comment on all these baby rumors by the end of the week (to screw over magazines going to print) and I'm sorry you won't be able to hear it here first. I'll be back with all the day(s) old news next week.

Ciao!

Woof Woof!

Friends share, friends care. Vivica A. Fox lent Tisha Campbell the parts removed from Vivica's nose and eye areas to fill in her lips. That was thoughtful!

Nicole Kidman or Your Grandma?

Nicole Kidman gets the paper after her morning workout. Despite the earlier news that she wished Tom and Suri well, she has denied making any statement at all. Ha ha! She doesn't wish them well because she knows they are putting the voodoo on her two kids.

Jess Loves Shopping & Ken Paves!

Jessica Simpson shops for lamps and furniture with her favorite accessory, hairstylist Ken Paves. Jess has still yet to be seen with former bff CaCee Corn Cobb.

Help a Friend Out!

Lisa Kudrow looks totally awful as she goes to lunch with Courteney Cox in L.A. Although Courteney could sure use some style tips herself. Her outfit is so Ross!

Wedding Bells

Tiffany Fallon and Rascal Flatts guitarist Joe Don Rooney have wed in Mexico. His band performed at the reception.
I only know Tiffany from The Girls Next Door since she is a Playmate and friend of Hef's girls.

Beauty and the Beast

Obviously the beauty is Chris Evans! Scarlett gets the chance to makeout with my boy while filming a scene for The Nanny Diaries at Columbia. Nice outfits on both of them! Scarlett looks butt and I'm sure her acting is on par with her looks.

Also pictured is her best friend in the movie, Alicia Keys. They both look hideous! I don't remember anything in the book that said that the girls were required to look butt ug!

Who's Whiter?

There has been little to nothing to report lately. I'm sorry for that, but I will continue to look for some interesting stuff. Send articles or pics my way if you find something good. -DON

Bump Watch: Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie was interviewed by Ann Curry to help bring awareness to global education for children. In the interview, Angelina said she is not quite 8 months pregnant and that she knows the sex of her baby. She says life with Brad "just happened."

The interview will air on Dateline.

Mmmmm

Breakfast, Nicole Richie style.

Off to the Slammer!

Michelle Rodriguez of Lost is off to serve 5 days in jail following her arrest for drunk driving after pleading guilty.

The judge offered her community service, but she declined and accepted the jail time. Rodriguez gave pretty much every excuse she could think of for drunk driving, including that she was on steroids for allergies and that she only learned how to drive for filming The Fast and the Furious.

Where in the World is LiLo?

Back in L.A. and shopping yet again! Look, LiLo loves green tea frappucinos too! Except she probably flavors hers with speed instead of Splenda.

When US Reports, You Know It's True

US Weekly hits the stands this week claiming that this time Brit Brit is preggy for real. They claim she found out in February and revealed the news to her family over Easter. Britney's spokeswhore has yet to comment.

Brad and Angie Continue to Bore

But these pics are seriously cute. Get some color though!

DJ AM's Stomach Explodes!

DJ AM has been in the hospital for several days following a check-up on his tummy from his gastric bypass surgery years ago. Nicole Richie has been visiting him daily. It is reported that he was having 20 lbs. of excess skin removed. Sick!

Sia, cards can be sent to St. John's medical center.

Not Right

Gwyneth Paltrow had a baby like three weeks ago. She looks about as skinny as she was before her pregnancy. Unbelievable.

Somebody give Brit Brit Gwyneth's number.

Hot Couple of the Minute: Tobey Maguire & Jennifer Meyer

Tobey Maguire popped the question over the weekend to gf of three years, Jennifer Meyer, daughter of Universal head honcho Ron Meyer. She received a "large" Tiffany's ring.

Frenemies?

Here are the pics to go with the story of Richie Sambora and Denise Richards dating. Interestingly enough, Heather Locklear and Denise were good friends. They attended each others birthday parties and baby showers.

Hate to have a Hollywood friend like that!

MILF!

Cindy Crawford shows how to be a hot mom while posing with her hubby at a Vegas club opening.

KFed's Entourage

So Brit Brit and KFed reportedly got in a fight before his performance at Pure so she didn't attend. Here's KFed and his entourage in the VIP section. Um, riiiiight. They look really classy.

Stavros' Bday

Stavros got down with gf Paris and buddy Steve-O to celebrate his 21st at Tao in Las Vegas. Steve-O looks as sober as ever.

Bad Day?

Justin Timberlake doesn't appreciate the papo taking his photo as he pumped gas over the weekend. Cheer up, JT!

Hot Couple of the Minute: Richie Sambora & Denise Richards

Oh, how the couples mix it up in Hollywood! Denise Richards, 35, fresh of filing divorce papers and 17 pages worth of allegations against Charlie Sheen, has been spotted on dates, holding hands, and smooching with Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora, 46, who just separated from his wife of 11 years, Heather Locklear in February.