Friday, April 21, 2006
Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, his girlfriend, soap actress Heather Tom, Demi Moore and her husband Aston Kutcher all met up for lunch in Paris this week. All four are some-time Kabbalists.
Is Anthony a midget or is his girlfriend a gentle giant? You decide.
Denise Richards is pissed! She has filed a 17 page document with the L.A. Court allegedly all kinds of abuse and bad behavior by her soon-to-be-ex, Charlie Sheen.
Allegations include that Sheen pushed her, shoved her, threatened to kill her, and made threats against her parents.
Additionally, Denise claims that during their reconciliation last September, she discovered Sheen was visiting websites with "very young girls, who looked underage to me, with pigtails, braces, no pubic hair, performing oral sex with each other." And also websites "involving gay pornography also involving very young men who also did not look like adults." Those are quotes from her court document!!
Among his alleged attacks of verbal abuse, these gems stand out:
"I hope you get breast cancer and die. I hope you get face cancer and die. You will never get to court, because you will be fucking dead. Enjoy your parents while they are still around."
For those of you in Vegas tonight (that's you, LP), get your booties over to Pure to see KFed and Brit Brit and hear Kevin's new album.
Last night I listened to "Popozao" and that song gets stuck in your head so quickly--then you look like an idiot walking around singing it to yourself like you adore KFed or something.
The Pussycat Dolls have reached a deal to turn themselves into actual dolls. They are being sold and marketed to kids 6-9; fishnets not included.
What a perfect role model for a 6 year old! Would you really want to hear your child saying "pussy"? Didn't think so.
Kate Hudson celebrates her 27th birthday by looking as fug as possible. It's true. Couples do start to look alike.
She hit up a spa in Santa Monica, then attended a party thrown for her by her husband.
Dave Grohl and his wife Jordyn Blum, a former MTV producer, welcomed their first child on Saturday, a girl named Violet Maye. The child was named after Dave's grandmother, just like little Violet Affleck.
Brendan Fraser set to star in a 3-D remake of the Jules Vernes' classic Journey to the Center of the Earth. That wasn't obvious or anything.
Ron Howard signing on to direct The Look of Real, a movie about young women in the fashion industry. He plans to have his daughter, Bryce Dallas Howard, star. She is currently filming Spiderman III.
Tom Cruise returning to the movie promotion circuit to promote MI:3. When asked about Suri's childbirth, he said it was "everything we wanted it to be...spiritual."
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Austin Nichols has signed on to star in an unnamed HBO series. We know and love him best as Jake's bf. Here's a quote from Austin:
"I've learned a ton from Jake. He's a really sharp guy. He told me everything about acting, the business, girls, life."
Switch that girls out for a boys and I totally believe it! Or maybe what he told him about girls is that they are gross and he should date dudes!
Leah, this part is for you:
Austin's father says that he named his only son after Austin Nichols, the brewmaster of Wild Turkey Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. "My full name, Austin Nichols, is on the label," Austin reports with a loud laugh. "My dad claims a wild turkey was released on the White House lawn the night I was born."
Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves have reunited for The Lake House, a romantic drama about a house connecting "two lovers separated in time through a mysterious letterbox." Huh?
Keanu is a depressed architect living the lakehouse. Sandra is a uber focused, very single doctor who used to live there. Sandra leaves a note in the mailbox for the new owner and they start falling in love until they realize they are living in different years. WTF??? That is the actual synopsis. I don't get it.
Go back to Speed! I loved you guys in that! Your best work for sure.
Jake gets his workout on while still in New York with, presumably, his personal trainer. Back at home in L.A., bf Austin Nichols wears the exact same jacket. Maybe they aren't dunzo yet? I mean, only couples think twin day is a good idea.
Ian Somerhalder and Maggie Grace played incestuous siblings on Lost, until they both got killed off (him, from infections and untreatable wounds after falling from a tree; her from a gunshot to the stomach, courtesy of one bad mistake). Now they are dating in real life!
They have been spotted at Gold's Gym in Venice Beach, coming and going together and holding hands (WTF? Gold's Gym???) Apparently they've been together for awhile now and are keeping it way DL.
Damn, they would have some hot babies! You know who could play them in a movie? Teddy and Sabrina from 8th and Ocean, although neither model is as hot as these two.
Mischa Barton and her new puppy went to the park to play. Apparently she brought her lunch or something? That dog is only cute because he is a puppy. I really wonder what he'll look like when he grows up...
Night at the Museum, currently filming, is about a team of clueless security guards dealing with displays that come to life. That part sounds lame, but the cast is hot! Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Robin Williams, Dick Van Dyke, Mickey Rooney, Ricky Gervais (creator of "The Office" and star of the British version), and Paul Rudd. I would be shocked if there wasn't a "surprise appearance" by one or all of the following: Vince Vaughn, Luke Wilson, Snoop Dogg, and/or Will Ferrell. Sounds about right.
Jennifer Love Hewitt strolls through Studio City with her new bf, actor Ross McCall, who she met on her show, which I can't believe is still on the air, as I have never seen so much as a preview for it.
Why is she always wearing wigs? I thought she had nice hair on Party of Five?
Who does Kanye think he is? Yes, he is very talented. Yes, he is pretty good looking. But he is the most arrogant prick and the worst dresser in rap, even worse than Andre 3000. WTF is going on with his hair??
Did anybody see L.A. Reid's fatty son's Sweet Sixteen? Kanye is the worst liar ever!
Jessica Alba and bf Cash Warren hit the jewelry stores of Beverly Hills after returning from a snowboarding trip in Telluride. They look pretty unhappy, but how can you be sad with love, looks, and money going for you?
Y'all know I love Hil Duff so much, but I can't support this current look of hers. I can't tell if that is white denim or white stretch pants, but either way, it's all wrong. Her hair looks way greasy and her face looks very pale and skeletorish. And while I do love black nail polish, I'm sort of getting over it. If you are a celeb, you are supposed to be leading the trends...give me something new to copy.
Still hitting the party scene in NY, this time wearing some truly outrageous halfsie gloves. It is still so weird for me to see her with red hair again.
By the by, hope you have all caught the commercials for Just My Luck. Field trip coming soon!
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Combining her true loves of shopping and partying! LiLo hit up not one, but two parties and red carpets last night and made sure to get her use out of all the clothes she could.
First up was the Conde Nast Traveler hot list party in NYC. Then was the exhibit of "Waist Down-Skirts by Miuccia Prada" at the Prada store, because I guess they think their skirts are museum quality or something.
LiLo looks great! But I'm ready for her to stir up some more drama already.
Cynthia Watros known as Libby on Lost and as a drunk driver to Hawaiians has signed on the star in a new tv series, pretty much guaranteeing she'll be killed off on the island. I know I won't miss her, but Hurley might.
Donald Trump donating land in New York to create a park to be name Donald J. Trump State Park.
George Michael being questioned by British police after driving into three parked cars.
Producer Brian Grazer filing for legal separation from his author/screenwriter wife Gigi.
Katie Holmes returning home after giving birth to Suri yesterday morning. She reportedly requested an epidural during the birth. Suri has a head of dark hair and big blue eyes.
Nick Lachey has granted another interview in shameless self-promotion for his new album, detailing the demise of his marriage to Jessica Simpson. Among his revelations are the following:
"I'll tell you how I knew my marriage was over: I was told."
"I don't pretend to understand Joe. I don't know if he ever liked me. To this day I couldn't say. It was painful. Do I think Joe drove a rift between us? No. Was he an influence in our marriage? Absolutely."
"I don't know if there were other men. But if she did cheat, it was the result of something bigger, not the reason we didn't work. ... Sometimes I think it would be easier if I had just walked in the house and found her in bed with a guy. That would be clear-cut. End of story. I wouldn't have to deal with the uncertainty of adultery."
Damn! He's basically saying that Jess could have cheated on him and he just doesn't have any idea. He's really sad, not like boo hoo, like pathetic.
Source: People Magazine
UPDATE: Nick is also spilling his guts to US Weekly. He says that he and Jess were driving home from the AMA's and she asked if he was still going to spend Thanksgiving in Texas with her. He said yes and she said she thought she wanted a divorce. He told her to sleep on it and in the morning, there was a press release saying they were separated.
He also admits to going to see her on the day she filed for divorce to try to get her to see counseling with him, but she said no.
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Hot damn, both Brooke Shields and Tom and Katie have babies on the same day!
TomKitten has landed and the sex and name are unknown! Probably because the baby is asexual and reproduces by planting itself inside a persons belly a la Alien.
Congrats, Crazy Cruises, and to the world, BEWARE!
UPDATE: They did indeed have a baby girl named Suri Cruise, which comes from the origins of "Princess" in Hebrew or "Red Rose" in Persian.
Kelly Osbourne clearly has many issues. One thing she needs to come to terms with, as I have, is that most people cannot and should not wear pencil thin cigarette pants. Now, combine those with her Forever 21 accessories and the top of a AMC movie uniform and you have one hot mess of an outfit.
I do appreciate her smoothed out helmet hair over her usual look, and also approve of her natural make-up. But that's as nice as I get.
Jake is still hanging in NY and still being photographed hanging out with this guy all over town. They've been hanging at his house, shopping, eating together, and generally having a gay old time. A really gay old time.
Austin must be so jealous.
Felicity, aka Keri Russell, looks awesome as she prepares to shoot The Late Show yesterday. She is promoting Mission Impossible 3, which she filmed with Crazy Cruise. She's always been pretty, but she looks very sophisticated now. Maybe Tom gave her some magic vitamins?
Scarlett Johansson hit the beach with bf Josh Hartnett in a really ugly swimsuit and sunglasses. Even though he looks dirty and creepy, he's still way hotter than her.
Don't believe me? Recently she has put in a bullring nosering, which she has been photographed wearing around NY. Now that is not right.
Brooke Shields and husband Chris Henchy have bet out enemies Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in the race to deliver first. They welcomed a baby girl, their second child together, earlier this morning. Congrats!
I can't remember what Anne Hathaway's bf's name is, but here they are strolling through a park in New York.
I can only assume her bf is Fabian Basabe's father, as he looks about that old and about that gay.