Crazy Pills

If you are getting ready to go out tonight, make sure to tune into Diane Sawyer's Primetime interview with Crazy Cruise. Take a sip everytime he says Katie is "magnificent" or when he tries to defend Scientology. You should be toasted before you walk out the door!

News in a Flash

Janet Jackson will release her latest CD 20 Years Old sometime this fall. Tracks leaked on the internet are old, unreleased tracks and they won't be on the new CD.

Dolly Parton's cookbook Dolly's Dixie Fixin's available for advanced sale and purchases benefit Dollywood's Imagination Library. Buyers will also have a shot at winning a bluegrass picnic with the star.

If you want to know who will win this season's Survivor, check the comments.

There's Sun Again!

KCav soaks up the sun in Palm Springs this week. I love her swimsuit. Can you get extensions wet though? I hate laying out and not getting in the pool.

LOL: Paris Hilton

Out and about last night, Paris hangs on to a copy of her upcoming Elle magazine coverstory. In the mag, she is quoted as saying:

"I've always had a great voice. You either have it or you don't. It's something you're born with. I'm a brand, a model, an artiste, an actress, a designer. I write books."

LOL! She is a self-promoting whore and is proud of it.

Where in the World is LiLo?

Out and about in New York as she prepares for her hosting duties on SNL come Saturday. Here's her out last night having a gay old time.

Are tights really back in?

Daddy and Me

Brad Pitt sports a new mohawk just like little Maddox. Him and Angelina are still awaiting the birth of their first child together.

We Are Family

Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody are so very normal together. They like eating out, walking their pit bull, and Rach loves to wear leggings and tights. Ok, that last thing is not so normal.

Where in the World is LiLo?

Supposedly off banging this guy, director Brett Ratner, of Rush Hour fame. The ex-bf of Serena Williams has reportedly been dating La Lohan for the past few weeks. They have been repeatedly spotted together. Gross!

Pigs Are Flying

When KFed looks hotter than Brit Brit, my eyeballs want to roll out of my head. I'm pretty sure those braids are attached to her fedora.

Yikes

Here's a photo of Vanessa and Kobe Bryant at the 3rd Annual Laker's Casino night. Girl is toe-up! She seriously looks like trash in jewels. Nice hair! You and Mariah must have the same hairdresser.

My Kinda Gal

When playing the "who would play me in a movie game," my friends have settled on Eva Mendes. Not Jessica Alba, but not bad at all. I'll take it!

Gotta respect a girl who has very little acting ability, yet continues to make a name for herself and party like a rockstar. I guess she's got more in common with Jessica than I thought.

Letter to Mariah

Dear Mariah,

I know I've written before, but you've moved me to capture my emotions in a letter once more. I know you are proud of your accomplishments...you should be. Yet you still haven't addressed the issue of your stylist. I realize that celebs are in the business of wearing simple things that look inexpensive but really have a price tag of my rent for a year. And yet you choose to wear these really expensive pieces that look like Target Couture.

Are you even aware that a child's denim jacket is not meant to be worn as a shirt on somebody approaching 40? Are you aware that safety pinning a napkin around your waist does not a statement make? Have you a clue that extensions pressed flat flat flat against your head do nothing but make it look like you haven't found time to pay your maid to bathe you today?

Just trying to be helpful.

Spirit Fingers,
D.O.N.

Liar Liar

Channing Tatum was seen out and about getting kissy with Amanda Bynes awhile back. We were wondering if it was merely a publicity stunt for their movie She's The Man and indeed it was. Channing is dating dancer (and wannabe actress) Jenna Dewan who I remember as the backup dancer who Justin Timberlake dated right after he and Brit Brit split.

Photos coming soon...

Worse Casting By the Minute!

Alicia Keys has been added to the cast of The Nanny Diaries to play the best friend of lead Scarlett Johansson. The only good news in this cast is that the always hot hot hot Chris Evans will be playing the rich boy in the building that falls for the nanny. I have a feeling watching Scarlett kiss him will be like watching Pink and Carey interact. Just hold your thumb up over the chick and it might turn out ok.

News in a Flash

Ewan McGregor confirming that he and his wife have adopted a 4 year old Mongolian girl to round out their family, which includes two other daughters.

Pink launching a new PeTA campaign on her website, PinksPage.com, against the evil KFC and their connection to slaughterhouses which boil live chickens and severely mutilate them during their lifetimes.

Scumbag Chad Michael Murray confirming that his girlfriend is defintely not pregnant.

Janet Finds Rythym Nation

Check out Janet Jackson's transformation over the last six months or so! Nothing like an album dropping and a promotional tour to get her butt in gear!

Mariah Hits the Beach

Mariah needs to be reminded she is not a forever-child. Her and Michael Jackson should start a Peter Pan Syndrome club, for real.

Tivo Control: Shane Keough

If you watched the latest installment of The Real Housewives of Orange County, you probably fell in love with Shane Keough, the recent high school grad who loves his mom, tries to live up to his dad's expectations, and is "waiting for the one" despite having all the girls after him. He's adorable! Even Jo tried to get him to flirt with her.

Here is his baseball photo from his current team, Yavapai College. His nickname? Shuga. And his music? The Temptations.

How great would it be if he was gay? I'd love it.

Just What He Wanted

Brad and Angelina are reportedly having a baby girl, which Brad has always said he wanted. Angelina was seen purchasing dresses and bonnets, although knowing how much money they have, they could easily just toss the clothes if they are surprised with a boy.

For Sia

Ashlee Simpson doing "The Credit Card," Sia's trademark move, to a dancer on stage at the Australian MTV Music Awards.

Below is a pic with big sis Jessica where Ash is looking a little NicRic to me, don't you think?

Hot Couple of the Minute: CMM and Kenzie

I know how you all love gagging over pics of CMM and Kenzie Dalton, his teenage fiancee, so I've served up some nice barf-inducing pics.

Nothing says I love you like wearing your wedding band while your fiancee wears her new engagement ring. Seriously! What a tool. This is the barftastic couple at yet another beauty pageant event which Kenzie must attend.

Below are pics of the two of them at a concert for the beauty pageant. How Hollywood!

Where in the World is Lilo? BONUS

Guess who's rocking the red hair for the first time in years?? It's LiLo! Freshly dyed in time for her SNL hosting duties, LiLo reminds us of her glory days. Pass the message to Brit Brit!

LOL!: Ryan Seacrest

Ryan Seacrest sobbed to People magazine about his days as a fat kid, despite playing "football." He says the source of his pudge was because he came home every day from school and would eat nachos made on a full cookie sheet and watch Oprah.

Oprah?!?! LOL! All he needed to add was that he was painting his nails in between chip bites.

Danville Star Search

Breaking news from Joner: We have one more runner in the high school fame competition. Bryce Ryness has been touring with the national show of Rent as Roger. Um, what? I knew he was all about drama and stuff, but had no idea he was all professional. And he is so Mark, not Roger. But I'm totally going to see it when he comes to town!

Bryce's MySpace

Hef's 80th

Hugh Hefner turned 80 and all the "stars" showed up to help him celebrate just like any normal grandpa. Shanna and Travis Barker
Hef and the Girls Next Door

aka girlfriends Kendra, Bridget, and Holly
Ryan Cabrera and Debbie Gibson (seriously?)
Hef and Paris
Ryan Seacrest and the closest he's ever been to naked boobies

Where in the World is LiLo?

Partying with Kate Moss yet again. This was at a private dinner for Kate held by Calvin Klein Jeans, which has signed the troubled model to rep for them once again, although this time presumably without Marky Mark by her side.

Lilo looks hot, no?

RIP: Proof

D12 rapper (and close friend of Eminem) Proof aka DeShaun Holton was shot to death early Tuesday morning at a Detroit nightclub. He was 32.

Engaged and Baby Watch

Maggie Gyllenhaal and boyfriend Peter Sarsgaard have become engaged after about four years of dating and are expecting their first child. Peter starred with Maggie's brother Jake in last years Jarhead.

SPF is OK

Sean Preston fell when his nanny was lifting him from his high chair and hit his head on Saturday. SPF was checked out by a doctor, but several days later Brit Brit and KFed were worried about him so they took him to the hospital. He checked out fine, but their visit prompted a routine child welfare examination of their home. No police report was filed.

Update: Nick Lachey & CaCee Cobb

LP writes in from Vegas to say that the Nick and CaCee Corn Cobb pics do indeed seem to be real. She says Nick is in the VIP room in the White Room Section of Pure. I'm sure they did it in white to help hide the coke that spills on the floor!

Nick and CaCee took in Pamela Anderson's show with the Pussycat Dolls (see photo). The Las Vegas Review Journal, forwarded by LP, says that 15 minutes after CaCee took off, MTV VJ and star of Nick's new video Vanessa Minnillo arrived and the curtains to their area were closed off.

Nick better be dating Vanessa over Corn Cobb!

Nicole Richie: Fatty Fatty 2 x 4

Nicole Richie is really upset by people thinking she's anorexic. She has responded with her interview in Glamour magazine with the following comments:

"Am I thin? Yes, no doubt about it. But to say I'm on the verge of death is just untrue. My family get really upset to see these people writing lies about their child. Do they ask me about it? No, because they know that I eat. I have days where I'm up at 4.30am and still filming at 11pm. I'll squeeze in a workout when I have time, but I don't do any cardio - I don't need to, I'm too thin. And I eat whatever I feel like, sandwiches, whatever."

She also commented on plastic surgery:

"If I could change anything about myself it would be my nose - I hate it. I see really good nose jobs in LA but it's a big decision."

I eat too, but somehow I'm guessing it's not whether or not she eats but what and how much. I'll bet her "sandwich" is tic tacs wrapped in bubble gum. And of course she doesn't do cardio! She'd freakin' faint! Cardio for her is sticking her finger in and out of her throat. Sick!

Just My Luck Update

Maybe Bree Turner got wind of my concern of Emily Harper aka Fancy Crane taking over as our second most famous high school alum (the 1st being Christy Turlington). Here are more stills from the upcoming Just My Luck which she stars in opposite a healthy redheaded LiLo and Samaire Armstrong (who totally bugs). After a few movies as a platinum blonde, it's weird to see her back to brunette and looking almost exactly like she did in high school, although her bangs are a bit longer. Kind of funny that she's supposed to be Lilo's buddy in the film when she is like a decade older than her. Can't wait to see this though!

Hot Couple of the Minute: CaCee and Nick Lachey

Supposedly new pictures have surfaced of Nick Lachey out with CaCee Cobb, Jessica Simpson's best friend and assistant. The two were seen partying together at Pure in Las Vegas, which has quickly become the club of choice for celebs. I have no idea if these pics really are new, but it would be interesting.

Perez Hilton

Tivo Control: Real World Denver

MTV has confirmed that the next installment in the Real World series will be filmed in Denver. Many of the casts have included CU students, so you can bet they will have another in the upcoming season (hey sis are you reading this? No need to get a job just yet...)

The house will be in the old B52's nightclub for you Colorado kids, which is located in LoDo. Not really sure what they will be doing in Denver...hopefully there will be enough drama in the house to satisfy.

Brit Brit News!

Britney Spears has been recording again and has released a clip of her singing acoustic in a song for her little sister for her birthday. Britney's Official Site has some video of her dancing in the studio with the track playing (I can't hear it at work but will critique it later). The words are posted below:

Just yesterday/You were looking up to me/And you'd ask me what I thought/But now I'm sitting here/All Alone with my tears/Looking at my life that I've bought/Where did I go? (yeah)/My eyes, they will show/Little me, please forgive meI couldn't see/You're hurt inside

Still Together

Paris and questionably her boyfriend Stavros head off to lunch at Toast in Hollywood last Thursday. I'm sure they haven't been seen together because of her busy recording career and his, um, mid-terms?

Simpson Switcheroo

Jessica Simpson looks not so good as she walks around L.A. before her flight to Australia to watch sis Ashlee host the MTV Awards there (yikes). In all fairness, she is just leaving the gym. I love how she is reading "Cottage Living," like she is so homey in her tiny cottage, right? Girl doesn't even know what a cottage is.

Ashlee, for once, actually looks way better than Jessica. She is arriving at the Ivy to have dinner with her parents before heading off to Basque to party with her sister, Paris, and her ex-bf Ryan Cabrera. Who knew Paris still had girlfriends?

Daddy Day Care

Heath Ledger goes for a stroll with 5 month old daughter Matilda in New York on Friday. Nice to see he's hands on!

Back to Laguna

KCav rejoins her high school buddies and former flames Talan and Stephen for a Bongo event in Southern California. I was pretty sure Talan fell off the face of the Earth or maybe was just too mortified by his engagement to Fugly Stew to reemerge, but like the cockaroach he is, he shall never disappear without a fight.

My question is when does L.C. get a chance to fight back? I'm still waiting for The Hills.

Hot Couple of the Minute: Ali Landry and Hubby

Ali Landry was married over the weekend to director Alejandro Gomez Monteverde in Mexico. The two met in Bible study last year (aka rehab) and were engaged over Memorial Day weekend 2005.

Landry is probably best known as "The Doritos Girl" and the girl in the 98 Degrees video for "I Do." She is also on a stupid show on UPN starring Eve. This is the second marriage for Landry who wed Slater (aka Mario Lopez), but divorced seven weeks later after discovering he cheated on her during his bachelor party.

News in a Flash

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin announcing the birth of their second child, a boy named Moses. Not sure if this is any worse than Apple.

Verizon Wireless to create a graphic novel Atomic County made available to phone users. Atomic County is the comic developed by Seth (aka Adam Brody) on The O.C.

Frankie Muniz of Malcolm in the Middle set to take a break from acting when Malcolm wraps on May 14th. He plans to be a professional race car driver. No word on who will be designing his booster seat.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie under tight security in Nambia, where they are scheduled to remain until the birth of their baby.