Friday, March 10, 2006

Happy Birthday Shout Out!

Last year Zim's birthday involved all of the following:

Napkins on head at nice restaurant, Slow Slow Quick dance classes, Sia crabcaking in the planter, Zim stepping on a syringe and meeting Pete Dude, who is not a shoesalesman as she believed, stealing a bottle of cologne, Taylor almost beating bitches down at Matt's house, and a matchmaking cab driver.

Cheers to an even better time tomorrow night and happy birthday, Zim. May the Doom Finger await you.

Doncha Wish Your Baby Was Hot Like Me?

Baby Beyonce & Jay Z
Baby Gwen
Baby Kanye
Baby Lil Jon (Haaah?)


Because we all deserve a nice piece of chocolate on a Friday afternoon.

Tyson is the hotness!

Who's Hotter?

Mimi in hot skirt with Pharrell or LiLo in hot skirt with Salma?

I Could've Seen This

Nicole Richie signed books at Kitson in L.A. last Saturday. I had to get Dee Dee out of bed by throwing her dog on her, but by the time we got down there, the line was blocks long. In our hungover state, we opted for food at Newsroom Cafe instead. Afterwards, I insisted on pressing my face against the store windows (much like I did to DJ AM's dj booth in Vegas), but could not see her. Turned out by that point she was gone and people were actually waiting in line just to get in the store to shop! So I attacked two girls with a camera outside and insisted on seeing their photos of Nicole. She looked very tiny as usual.

Where in the World is LiLo?

At the premiere for Ask the Dust in L.A. with Salma Hayek. I think her outfit is very cute, minus the shoes and blah hair. Lilo is the best.

Proof (almost) That Jake = Toothy Tile

Defamer brought to light this very important clue. This is the front page that opens Ted Casablanca's daily gossip stories. He posts pictures and captions regarding the people he is about to report on. However, while there were stories of George and Josh posted, there was no mention of Jakey. Why? Well, this week's Blind Vice started like so,

"Toothy Tile, you're toast. You've been so damn taken with the breathless watching of whether or not you'd maybe, just maybe, decide to come outta the closet you thought you'd keep your fans (not to mention my readers) on the edge of their slippery seats forever. Think again. 'Cause, girlfriend, there's a new gay in town--"

So no story on Jake, but this mention. Plus the caption above with the word "competition" under his name...I think we have confirmation. Brill!

Brit Brit Looking Less Preggy

Things Britney hates:

1. Shoes

2. US Weekly

3. Non-Maternity fashion

4. Being called preggo when she's not.

Debatable---I still vote she's preg.

Hot Couple of the Minute: Jennifer Love Hewitt & Ross McCall

Jennifer Love Hewitt, who by our count has dated 1/2 the population of L.A., is trying love once again with Scottish actor Ross McCall. The two met when he guest starred on her show "Ghost Whisperer."

That wig is stank.

News in a Flash

Lance Armstrong spending time with Will Reeve after the 15 year old became an orphan with the recent death of his mother.

Evangeline Lily signing on as spokesmodel for Karastan carpets. Um, what?

Tom Hanks, Colin Hanks, and Kevin Kline signing on to film The Great Buck Howard where Colin plays an aspiring magician acting as assistant to the great magician played by Kline. Tom plays, duh, Colin's disapproving dad.

California authorities threatening to shut down Neverland due to unpaid health care for employees. What do they do all day anyways if MJ is out of the country?

Thursday, March 09, 2006

News in a Flash

Pierce Brosnan signing on to play the lead in the sequel to the fantastic "Thomas Crown Affair".

Brad Renfro sentenced to 10 days in jail for violating his probation for attempting to purchase heroin.

Sharon Stone reporting that she will indeed have more nude scenes in the upcoming Basic Instict II. The reporters all become violently ill after the news.

Chloe Dao taking the surprise win over Santino in the finale of Project Runway.

Boy George agreeing to rehab to avoid jail time over drug possession.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Where in the World is LiLo?

Shopping of course! She hit up Fred Segal after tanning in WeHo causing quite a commotion. A female papo hit her head on LiLo's Mercedes and had to go to the hospital!

I can't really shoot a picture, but I think I'd make a fierce papo. Another random thought, I had a dream last night that I went shopping with CaCee Cobb and made her show me where Jessica shops, even though I couldn't buy a thing in the store. What do you think this means? I think it means my calling is to be Britney's assistant.

Bump Watch: Britney

If she's not pregnant, that's some beer gut she's sporting.

News in a Flash

The WB's new network "CW" passes on a pilot for a TV show starring Nick Lachey. But he still doesn't want you to feel sorry for him.

Teri Hatcher revealing she was sexually molested by an uncle at the age of 5.

David Hasselhoff's soon to be ex-wife seeking a restraining order alleging domestic violence.

Andy Richter set to star in Andy Barker, P.I., which will be co-written by Conan O'Brien and produced by the late night talk show host.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Dunzo: Travis and Sarah

It's officially over folks. Bachelor Recaps

Give A Dog A Bone

To my friends, our new website is up and running at Give a Dog a Bone. If you have a minute, check it out! Look for Rusty's twin in the upper right hand corner.

Hot Couple of the Minute: DJ AM and Nicole Richie

Folks, it looks about as obviously as Brit Brit's second pregnancy...these two kids must be back together! Here they are yesterday morning after AM pulled up to her house in WeHo. She lept into his arms and they kissed. How sweet. Now lose the leggings and eat something!

Steve-O is Pure Class

Nicole left DJ AM and moved on to this? Steve-O decided to first piss on the red carpet at an Oscar after-party and then thought he might as well get completely naked after that. What a moron.

Source: Bricks and Stones

News in a Flash

R.I.P. to Dana Reeves whose death has been covered on repeat this a.m. causing this reporter to burst into tears everytime I think about her orphaned son. See, I do have a soul!

Yanni arrested for slapping around his girlfriend in Florida.

Nicole Richie spotted all over town, including at post-Oscar parties, with ex-fiance DJ AM, sparking rumors of a reconciliation.

Monday, March 06, 2006

Oh LiLo! (Sigh)

Don't you know better than to allow yourself to be photographed with a bong? I was very careful to not ever take a picture holding a beer until I was 21 (those of you who knew me back in the day probably have lots of pics of me with my hand behind my back).

Lots more candid photos have turned up here.

Where in the World is LiLo?

Partying at the Oscars of course! She looks super washed out here though.

Britney Murphy has gone blonde again (boo) but looks awesome (yeah) in this purple gown.

Britney is in a Family Way

I'm sorry but there is no way that bump is not a baby. I refuse to believe she has a beer gut. I know this upsets you all, but I do think she is pregnant.

For Your Amusement

Source: Teen People

D.O.N. Returns

Guess who's back in the mo' fo' house?? L.A. was superb and I had wonderful time. Here are the celebs I came across--don't get too excited:

Andrew Keegan who tried to light Rena's cig with his sidekick--not sober
Jason Alexander who tried to pick up Rena's friend Morgan with a very thick Louisana accent
David from Real World Seattle at an MTV happy hour
AJ McLean from Backstreet Boys shopping with some young girl at the Grove sporting a full beard and millionaire homeless attire.

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