Friday, January 20, 2006
Last night I watched the O.C. with DAK and Bree and DAK was convinced that Willa Ford, aka Little Coop, was a force to be reckoned with. Turns out she really is. Not only does she play a 14 year old vixen, she is one! Here are her MySpace photos which have since been taken down. Jack Daniels at 14? Hardcore, yo!
Bryce Dallas Howard will play Kirsten Dunst's bff and Spiderman's new crush in the next Spiderman film, which begins filming next week. I only find this interesting because she is Ron Howard's daughter. I don't think either of these girls are hot, but then again, neither is Tobey Maguire. Here's hoping that my 2006 bf is in this one too.
This has to be the least sexy image ever. Mothface and P.Diddy showering together? Ewwwwwwww. She looks especially mothy right here. I would hide from her and make somebody throw a shoe until she was dead and I was out of harm's way.
I have a moth-phobia, if you didn't know. Which is why she scares me so. Poetry!
Just last night as I was reading the Bible, also known as US Weekly, I commented to my roomies how Joel Madden was giving H.Duff some credibility, but how she was doing nothing but bringing him down. First the cheeseball cover of Teen People's love issue and now this? Hey, I've got nothing but love for Chompers McDuff, but who would let their man out like this?
Ok, which one is Pamela Anderson and which one is mine? Try not to throw up on your monitor. The booze may or may not throw you off, depending on how well you know me.
Thanks to Colls the Balls for the photo of me. Hot stuff.
Looks like Matthew McConaughey and Mothface Cruz are dunzo. They both went to the Golden Globes, just not together, and steered clear of each other at all the after parties. Neither rep would comment, which is never a good sign. Who should they date next? I think Jeff Goldblum as "The Fly" for Penelope.
Gah! Who would have thought a day would arrive where CaCee Cobb would look better than Jessica??? Please somebody save her. I think Papa Joe may be even scarier than the Scientologists at this point...
NSYNC boys Lance "Lazy Eye" Bass and Joey "The Fat-One" Fatone are teaming up to star in a UPN show loosely based on their lives. They will play mismatched roommates in an odd-couple type situation. Can you smell a winner from here?
Happy birthday party day!! Cannot WAIT for tonight. This is going to be me--just replace the cupcakes with sake bombs. Holla! Can I get some "PYT" tonight? Quick, Sia, write it on your arm so we don't forget.
Thursday, January 19, 2006
No, it's not 2006 Crush James Franco. It's my video iPod that I got last night. It makes me forget to blog and takes me to a happy place as I proofread the 267 page of a legal contract for the third time. It also could be the pound of blood I donated at lunch...but I'm going with iPod love.
Trina, the much dirtier version of Li'l Kim, has signed on to star as the daughter of Alfre Woodard (did I get that right?) on Desperate Housewives. This is going to be classic. She's gonna teach Bree how to give a blow job, Eddie how to really sloot it up, and get tips from Teri Hatcher on the best way to chop coke. Hot!
This could not look any less like the Kim Mathers we know and love in Eminem's videos and from print media. Bitch got some serious work done! She is also like 8 feet taller than him. Good luck with this, you two.
Fugly Kim Stewart spent last night tearing up Hollywood in an outfit almost as gross as her face. Looks like Talan has officially abandoned her. I wonder if it was the fur and black stretch pants that did him in?
The petition filed to grant adoption rights of Maddox and Zahara Jolie to Brad Pitt was officially won. This means those two just quadrupled their wealth overnight. Way to go, you two!
It's freakin' baby making season for celebs! Kevin Dillon of Entourage and fiancee expecting their first child. Zach Attack Morris aka Mark Paul Gosselaar and wife expecting their second child.
Leif Garrett arrested for possession of heroin. Brad Renfro pleading innocent on possession of heroin.
Andie MacDowell engaged for the third time.
Pro Skater Tony Hawk weds for the third time in Fiji. Bride is a lingerie store owner. Image:People
None of this is remotely interesting, but I thought I'd share anyways.
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
I've seen all the pics and I think most celebs looked especially awful this year. Here's hoping for better at the Oscars. Somebody who never seems to look fug is also the number one person I wish I looked like. Hotness in a dress Jessica Alba.
Who would you look like?
Howard Stern has admitted to having two plastic surgery operations, a nose job and the neck fat waddle removed. The pic on the right is before and the left is after. No wonder he is looking so gorgeous these days. Kinda like my kitchen the morning after a drinking binge...
Nick Carter is allegedly dating the lunatic also known as Bai Ling and numerous photographs of the two of them have popped up all over the internet. However, US Weekly has also reported that Nick has been seen making out with Alex from Laguna Beach (you know, the one who wants a singing career like Ashlee Simpson?). I can't really say Alex is a step in the right direction either.
Now that Nick has at the very least made out with Bai, Alex, and Paris, I'm pretty sure he's got every disease known to man. I still think he is kinda hot in a dirty way but I don't think I could hit it for the sake of self-preservation.
Kristin of LB fame apparently forget not only her pants, but to button up her shirt when she hit the town with her bf. She has really extended her 15 minutes and I'm interested in seeing where she goes next. Though I can't say I can bring myself to watch her WB show. No catfights, no chance.
LOL! New York Daily News reports that Jack Osbourne (20) and Kate Moss (32) were making out at a Golden Globe after party at Teddy's in L.A. They report that Kate Hudson, Natalie Portman, and Jessica Simpson looked on and gossiped about how shocking it was.
Little LiLo is chowing at the Ivy with her maybe bf Jared Leto. He has packed on the pudge to play John Lennon's killer in their new movie. Also reported is that LiLo has thanked Jared on her latest CD. I actually don't own this CD, but not for lack of trying. It doesn't seem to exist--wonder why?
Image: Pink is the New Blog
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Russell Crowe announcing his wife is expecting their second child this summer. That brings our summer stork watch to TomKitten Alien Spawn, Baby Martin-Paltrow, Baby Damon, and God knows who else will inappropriately breed.
Emily's Reasons Why Not starring the truly terrible Heather Graham has been cancelled after two episodes. That sucks! Ha ha!
That 70's Show getting the axe. The last show (the 200th) will run on May 18th and last two hours. The show lasted 8 years. The only people I know that like this show are Alexa and Leah. My regrets to you both.
And now the saddest news of all. Malcolm in the Middle is closing after 7 years. The final episode will land on my sister's birthday, May 14th, which is sure to make her even sadder than her college graduation a couple days prior. Lo siento, hermanita!
No, I'm not talking about Nicolette! I'm talking about Eva Longoria, the chick who was allegedly making out all over the place with Jamie Foxx. There is only confirmation that they rode in a limo together from the show to the party, but many sources say they were making out in plain view. Is this bitch mental? Jamie Foxx's track record is about as clean as Nicole Richie's nose.
She's one hot ho though.
Golden Globes were last night, with Brokeback Mountain winning Best Picture (drama), Best Director, Best Screenplay, and Best Original Score. No wins for Heath Ledger or Michelle Williams.
Walk the Line winning Best Picture (musical) with Reese Witherspoon winning Best Actress (musical) and Joaquin Phoenix winning Best Actor (musical).
Desperate Housewives undeservedly winning Best Comedy, with Lost winning Best Drama.
Elizabeth Shue is pregnant with her third child with her husband. This forced her to drop out of her next film role, a movie with Jim Carrey.
Brittany Murphy engaged (for the millionth time) to her boyfriend, a production assistant. No wedding date has been set.
Joe Pichler, a child actor who was in the Beethoven movies, has been missing for a week. An alleged suicide note was found in his abandoned car.
As usual, D.O.N. will be down this morning as I work on the Bachelor Recap. Thanks to all for the birthday calls yesterday--it's actually tomorrow, but it's the thought right?